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Hawkizefan

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WARNING!!!!
I just lost my good attitude.
i apologize in advance if I come here again in a shitty mood.
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nevermind....I won’t.
everyone have a good weekend.
 

DogMan

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Gonna be 100 Tuesday.


Bit up and down here

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Hawkizefan

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Hi

It is early but light. DLS starts next weekend.

it’s nearly dark by 8:00pm nowadays. In a couple months it will be dark at 5.
it was still light at 9 a month ago.
I hate winter.


do you think grannybears will have a problem with the 100 thingy?
Bet she gets all girly, hissy about it......




just like poi-boi.
 

DogMan

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Glad that it wasn't here with a crowd though

You have to imagine a crowded train ride home. With half saints supporters

And every few minutes, one of them deciding that it is smart to yell "Knock knock"
And someone replying "Who's there?"
"Owen!"
"Owen who"
And then half of a crowded train singing Oh When The Saints Come Marching In
 

Hawkizefan

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Hi knuckles

There is no easy way to say this. But... I really need coffee

Sorry if this comes as a shock

WHOA....CALM DOWN.
Maybe decaf until you get your emotions under control.
you seem to be completely out of control and I’m scared.....lock the doors and hide kinda scared. I’m calling the down under Roo authorities for a welfare check cuz you seem to be over reacting and I can’t stand over reacting. OH MY GOD, I’ve got to hide my coffee now...and change my locks and send Herk to a farm for safety...
OH, THE HUMANITY.


After reading your post again I’m thinking maybe our best path from here would be for you to go make a cup of coffee. That would certainly be less work on my part and may just solve the problem. And for goodness sake...just calm down.
 

DogMan

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Football day but no HAWKEYE football so it’s just like a Tuesday or a crappy Wednesday. 3 more week and I’m not real sure that’s even going to happen.

I need a cup of coffee.
It's OK hawkie. There will be more feetsball. Feetsball where you can actually go and cheer and yell "Hawkeyes are good. Get the ball Kittle! Boo Huddy!"
 

Hawkizefan

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It's OK hawkie. There will be more feetsball. Feetsball where you can actually go and cheer and yell "Hawkeyes are good. Get the ball Kittle! Boo Huddy!"

I’m so proud of you and your grasp of American feetsball with a firm midwestern foundation combined with an understandable disdain for traitorous bastards and PAC12 weenyness.
George Kittle lays awake at night hoping to dream of YOU. And rightfully so.
may all your future coffees be a lovechild like mix of Starbucks, magic mocha pot ambrosia and the sweat of Juan Valdez.

I’m starting to get misty.....better go mow.
 

DogMan

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I’m so proud of you and your grasp of American feetsball with a firm midwestern foundation combined with an understandable disdain for traitorous bastards and PAC12 weenyness.
George Kittle lays awake at night hoping to dream of YOU. And rightfully so.
may all your future coffees be a lovechild like mix of Starbucks, magic mocha pot ambrosia and the sweat of Juan Valdez.

I’m starting to get misty.....better go mow.
How much do they pay you to commentate the superbowl? I think that I am pretty much ready
 

DogMan

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I could be good at being one of those commentators who mostly pose questions

"Is that Kittle?"
"No, doggie"
"Is that Kittle?"
"No again doggie"
"What about him?"
"Kittle doesn't play for this team doggie"
"No wonder they are losing"
 

Hawkizefan

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How much do they pay you to commentate the superbowl? I think that I am pretty much ready

I would pay you whatever you asked for.
We should start a “Dog for Super Bowl commentator” movement and threaten riots...errr...peacefull protests if our demands aren’t met.
We could call our movement Dogtifa, or Dog Lives Matter then we could do whatever we want without repercussion...like squeezing bread at the market or double dipping...
 

DogMan

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Yes, and we can peacefully encourage the players to take a knee mid play. As a statement about contact sports perpetuating family violence

And knee in the commentary box

Only I will need one of those garden kneeling pad things. Because old
 

Hawkizefan

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Yes, and we can peacefully encourage the players to take a knee mid play. As a statement about contact sports perpetuating family violence

And knee in the commentary box

Only I will need one of those garden kneeling pad things. Because old

perhaps a “kneeling” lounge chair.....with a built in cup holder and a remote holder thingy.
 

keithu2

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I would pay you whatever you asked for.
We should start a “Dog for Super Bowl commentator” movement and threaten riots...errr...peacefull protests if our demands aren’t met.
We could call our movement Dogtifa, or Dog Lives Matter then we could do whatever we want without repercussion...like squeezing bread at the market or double dipping...


So much truth here!
He could also do Dog Awareness specials.
It would be a great platform for his sponsors to increase their revenues.


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keithu2

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I put some one shot flavors into unflavored yesterday. We’ll see what happens before I spend another $50 on a digital scale.
Put my math skills to test. 10% of 20ml = 2ml? Still trying to figure out the one that says to use 1.75%.


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DogMan

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I put some one shot flavors into unflavored yesterday. We’ll see what happens before I spend another $50 on a digital scale.
Put my math skills to test. 10% of 20ml = 2ml? Still trying to figure out the one that says to use 1.75%.


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Mix 100ml and it becomes easier
 

Hawkizefan

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I put some one shot flavors into unflavored yesterday. We’ll see what happens before I spend another $50 on a digital scale.
Put my math skills to test. 10% of 20ml = 2ml? Still trying to figure out the one that says to use 1.75%.


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meh.....picky math and lots of work.
squirt here, squirt there...maybe a couple more drops.
dont need no fancy scale or high-falootin math with unflavored at 33mg...
this much pg, same amount vg, same amount nic.
shake and vape.


(not sure how to spell falootin. Not sure if it’s even a real word. Don’t care)
 

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