Redheaded Stepchildren

[Hawkizefan]

YAY BRAVES.
GO HAWKEYES.
Stoopid ass northwestern.
and you know why?
cuz f@#k Wisconsin, that’s why.

Oh….and here’s to Ohio State going in dry on the cornholers today.


that’s all I’ve got but it seems to be enough for now.

 

[Merbear]

YAY BRAVES.
GO HAWKEYES.
Stoopid ass northwestern.
and you know why?
cuz f@#k Wisconsin, that’s why.

Oh….and here’s to Ohio State going in dry on the cornholers today.


that’s all I’ve got but it seems to be enough for now.

Got the Ohio state game on now.
and you know why?
cuz f@#k Wisconsin, that’s why.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Got the Ohio state game on now.
and you know why?
cuz f@#k Wisconsin, that’s why.

I love you.
you get it.

 

[DogMan]

F**k

-Wisconsin
-The Dodgers
-Huddy

Hi

 

[Merbear]

F**k

-Wisconsin
-The Dodgers
-Huddy

Hi

Lol Doggie

 

[DogMan]

I see my doctor tomorrow. And I think that I might educate him on major league baseball

I am pretty knowledgeable

 

[Hawkizefan]

F**k

-Wisconsin
-The Dodgers
-Huddy

Hi

And I love you.
You get it as well.

 

[Hawkizefan]

I see my doctor tomorrow. And I think that I might educate him on major league baseball

I am pretty knowledgeable

Take your cricket bat with you to emphasize any points he might need help with.
I’d start by educating him on Huddy.
He’ll thank you later.

 

[DogMan]

Didn't get a chance to ask who he thinks is worse out of Huddy and the dodgers

Otherwise went well

 

[DogMan]

At least Brendan Crewburg won the golden glove

 

[DogMan]

Was knuckles a school yard game there?

Sort of in the vein of marbles type game. Played with sheep's knuckles

 

[Hawkizefan]

At least Brendan Crewburg won the golden glove

LETS GO BRENDAN!!!

 

[Hawkizefan]

Was knuckles a school yard game there?

Sort of in the vein of marbles type game. Played with sheep's knuckles

Nope.
Sheep knuckles are a dining delicacy in the Midwest. Playing with sheep knuckles in the dirt would be akin to blowing your nose into a $100 bill.

 

[DogMan]

Nope.
Sheep knuckles are a dining delicacy in the Midwest. Playing with sheep knuckles in the dirt would be akin to blowing your nose into a $100 bill.

Sunday roast was usually lamb

So, new knuckle each week

You start with the knuckles on the ground. And use one hand and try to move the knuckles to the back of your one hand with a flick of the wrist

I think that you start with 1,then try 2 etc

 

[Hawkizefan]

Sunday roast was usually lamb

So, new knuckle each week

You start with the knuckles on the ground. And use one hand and try to move the knuckles to the back of your one hand with a flick of the wrist

I think that you start with 1,then try 2 etc

Mmmmm…lamb…..

 

[DogMan]

Stupid dodgers
Go Hawkeyes
Yay Brendan

 

[Merbear]

At least Brendan Crewburg won the golden glove

I assume you mean darling Brandon Crawford

 

[Merbear]

Hi

 

[Hawkizefan]

I assume you mean darling Brandon Crawford

LETS GO BRANDON!

 

[DogMan]

I assume you mean darling Brandon Crawford

Are you questioning my MLB knowledge?

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[Hawkizefan]

I’m taking a vacation week.
I cleaned all the carpet yesterday.
I want to go back to work. This isn’t a vacation.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Are you questioning my MLB knowledge?

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Nobody would do that.
that’s crazy.

 

[Hawkizefan]

I hate daylight savings time. It’s dark way to early.
and what are we saving the daylight for anyway? Use it up. Can’t take it with you. Stupid daylight savings time. Funny how it happened just when Brendon/Brandon shows up. And where’s Huddy?

 

[DogMan]

I hate daylight savings time. It’s dark way to early.
and what are we saving the daylight for anyway? Use it up. Can’t take it with you. Stupid daylight savings time. Funny how it happened just when Brendon/Brandon shows up. And where’s Huddy?

Do you mean regular winter time? DLS just started here for the summer and it's light late, and dawn is at about 100 o'clock

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[Hawkizefan]

Do you mean regular winter time? DLS just started here for the summer and it's light late, and dawn is at about 100 o'clock

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Ummm..maybe…call it whatever but it’s already starting to get dark at 5pm.
loooooonnnng evening/night. Hate it. Like it much better when it’s still light at 9pm.
And it’s NOT because I’m askeered of the dark. As far as you know.

 

[DogMan]

also

i am so confident in knowing what the golden glove award is for, that i don't even need to justify it by posting an explanation of the award

 

[Hawkizefan]

also

i am so confident in knowing what the golden glove award is for, that i don't even need to justify it by posting an explanation of the award

I recently watched a vid of a baby kangaroo kicking the sh#t out of a baby human.
Golden glove to the roo.

Gotta make brefkast that I’m going to take in to my coworkers.
Mainly just to see what it looks like. I know there were 2 trucks yesterday. Bet it’s piled up somewhere…lol.

 

[Merbear]

Are you questioning my MLB knowledge?

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why yes. Yes I am

 

[Merbear]

also

i am so confident in knowing what the golden glove award is for, that i don't even need to justify it by posting an explanation of the award

Oh Doggie Doggie Doggie
lmaorofl

 

[Hawkizefan]

I’m bored. Might as well be at work.

somebody entertain me.

 

[keithu2]

I’m bored. Might as well be at work.

somebody entertain me.

Cut the grass?


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[DogMan]

New haircut

 

[keithu2]

New haircut

Hawkie and I don’t have enough hair for a cut like that.


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[Hawkizefan]

Cut the grass?


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Done. AND about 3 rounds of leaf mowing……and you can’t tell I’ve done it….and the trees are still 70% full…stupid leaves.

 

[Hawkizefan]

New haircut

Rawr…

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hawkie and I don’t have enough hair for a cut like that.


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Pardon me?
Ive got a full head of hair. It’s cut pretty short but it’s all there.
thinking I should skip haircuts and shaving for a year.
think a ponytail or man bun would look good on me.

 

[DogMan]

I'm picturing hawkie in braves thong. In a crowded place

"BOO YEAH. GO BRAVES"

Young female "What is dangling from the back of your thong?"

Hawkie "Oh yeah? Well I've got a full head of hair "

 

[keithu2]

I'm picturing hawkie in braves thong. In a crowded place

"BOO YEAH. GO BRAVES"

Young female "What is dangling from the back of your thong?"

Hawkie "Oh yeah? Well I've got a full head of hair "

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[Hawkizefan]

I'm picturing hawkie in braves thong. In a crowded place

"BOO YEAH. GO BRAVES"

Young female "What is dangling from the back of your thong?"

Hawkie "Oh yeah? Well I've got a full head of hair "

That happened last Friday….kinda.

 

[DogMan]

BOO YEAH!

 

[keithu2]

Happy birthday Hawkie!


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[DogMan]

Happy birthday Hawkie!


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[DogMan]

^and see! rhymes with "dorky" in my accent

 

[Hawkizefan]

Happy birthday Hawkie!


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Would have thanked for the bday posts earlier but I’m now so damned old that I can’t figure out this dadgum newfangled interwebs technology.

get off my lawn and keep it down you hooligans.

 

[Merbear]

Would have thanked for the bday posts earlier but I’m now so damned old that I can’t figure out this dadgum newfangled interwebs technology.

get off my lawn and keep it down you hooligans.

There’s our Hawkie!
happy birthday young man

 

[Hawkizefan]

There’s our Hawkie!
happy birthday young man

Pipe down you hussy.
it’s past 7:00. It’s late.

at the rate I’m aging I’ll catch up with poi Boi pretty soon.

I did get some good gifts today. Got a new wok I’ve been eyeing and a new thermos. And some cheap ass after shave that I like. And some candy…cuz that’s what you give diabetics….candy. Actually goes in my man bag for sugar bumps. Coffee M&Ms(the best) and nerds candy corn(hells yeah).

 

[Merbear]

Pipe down you hussy.
it’s past 7:00. It’s late.

at the rate I’m aging I’ll catch up with poi Boi pretty soon.

I did get some good gifts today. Got a new wok I’ve been eyeing and a new thermos. And some cheap ass after shave that I like. And some candy…cuz that’s what you give diabetics….candy. Actually goes in my man bag for sugar bumps. Coffee M&Ms(the best) and nerds candy corn(hells yeah).

M&Ms… today I did lots (some) closet shelf organizing into plastic boxes and took things to Goodwill. Bought me some M&Ms for my treat/reward. Just now pulled out the bag and I meant to get plain and have peanut ones instead. At least they’re peanut and not almond, but I don’t want to waste my calories on candy that’s just ok. And it’s too late, 8:02, to go out.
Pewp.

 

[DogMan]

Pipe down you hussy.
it’s past 7:00. It’s late.

at the rate I’m aging I’ll catch up with poi Boi pretty soon.

I did get some good gifts today. Got a new wok I’ve been eyeing and a new thermos. And some cheap ass after shave that I like. And some candy…cuz that’s what you give diabetics….candy. Actually goes in my man bag for sugar bumps. Coffee M&Ms(the best) and nerds candy corn(hells yeah).

how is juan?

 

[Hawkizefan]

M&Ms… today I did lots (some) closet shelf organizing into plastic boxes and took things to Goodwill. Bought me some M&Ms for my treat/reward. Just now pulled out the bag and I meant to get plain and have peanut ones instead. At least they’re peanut and not almond, but I don’t want to waste my calories on candy that’s just ok. And it’s too late, 8:02, to go out.
Pewp.

Little known fact:
Candy bought in haste that turns out to be the “wrong” candy contains NO CALORIES and actually burns calories, lowers blood sugar and acts as a powerful aphrodisiac.

This is why I close my eyes and grab randomly when picking out candy. When I get in my truck I look at what I have, feign disappointment and scarf.

 

[Hawkizefan]

how is juan?

Juan received a much needed vinegar bath on Thursday.
he is all cleaned up and good to go. His brother Manuel de grinder got cleaned up inside and out as well. They should be good to go through the new year.

Ive had Juan nearly a year and have been very, very happy with him.