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DogMan

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i read it is less than a month until the superbowl

and i starting thinking how that bastard superb owl so often signifies the downturn of aussie summer

it can't be coincidence

[HASH=158699]#stoptheowl[/HASH]
[HASH=158700]#bastardowl[/HASH]
 

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
goodnight knuckles

i bet you think that because i just took nighty meds, i am just going to blather bullshit as i drift off to sleep

but, knuckles, i won't. For the honour of freddie, who i totally know who he is, i will not

ollie (younger parrot) is sitting on my laptop screen and preening dander all over it. So i am in a similar situation as hawkie with snow, really

same/same
Freddie thinks highly of you. He totally does.
And I enjoy down under blathering more than most things.
for example..
Down under blathering>a swift kick in the nads.
( > is a mathy symbol meaning greater than. I’m all mathy cuz I just finished a sudoku puzzle)
Down under blathering >a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
but…Down under blathering < amateur night at dirty Betty’s.
Amateurs try harder than the pros. Grannybears hardly puts any effort into it anymore.
 

Merbear

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Freddie thinks highly of you. He totally does.
And I enjoy down under blathering more than most things.
for example..
Down under blathering>a swift kick in the nads.
( > is a mathy symbol meaning greater than. I’m all mathy cuz I just finished a sudoku puzzle)
Down under blathering >a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
but…Down under blathering < amateur night at dirty Betty’s.
Amateurs try harder than the pros. Grannybears hardly puts any effort into it anymore.
Grannybears would land on her head trying the pole again 🤣
I hope Freddie thinks highly of me too.
 

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Grannybears would land on her head trying the pole again 🤣
I hope Freddie thinks highly of me too.
Freddie loves you big time.
at my house he’s known as Fredward…..cuz that irritates my offspring greatly.

temperature has risen all the way to 10. Actually feels good compared to 6am this morning.


I hate winter.
 

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
It’s cold.
my new vacuum works great.
Herk is a lazy knucklehead.
I’m hungry.
Meatloaf died…dammit (and Louie Anderson. But Louie didn’t rock so he gets second billing).
I firmly believe I should be filthy rich. But if I were I would still remember the little people. I’m awesome that way.

Ive got more but feel you all need to mull these things over.
 

keithu2

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Member For 5 Years
It’s cold.
my new vacuum works great.
Herk is a lazy knucklehead.
I’m hungry.
Meatloaf died…dammit (and Louie Anderson. But Louie didn’t rock so he gets second billing).
I firmly believe I should be filthy rich. But if I were I would still remember the little people. I’m awesome that way.

Ive got more but feel you all need to mull these things over.

Your profundity never ceases to amaze me.


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