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keithu2

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Happy Easter!
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DogMan

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Good night knuckles

Like clockwork. You could set your watch by me

That is, set your watch to the time on a different clock while standing beside me. You might comment whilst setting your watch by me "I can never keep up with your sleep patterns Doggie"
 

Hawkizefan

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I wish I had cheesecake
Like grannybears said…you are a cheesecake. But I wish you had cheesecake cuz I’d drop by, eat your cheesecake and skyrocket my blood sugars.
then I would need a nap….then a sammich….another nap, cheesecake, maybe a piece of fruit, nap, a quick joy ride on a kangaroo then I’d come home….and take a nap.
 

DogMan

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Good night knuckles

Any mowing yet?

It's raining here

In winter, weeds grow with no snow

And they put down huge roots* that are often neglected until spring

Then in spring, people say damn roots** how do they get so long?***

*That's what she said
**And he
***Can only wish she said that
 

DogMan

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Case Manager today

On the agenda:

3. Fear of sleeping
7. Fear of psychologists
4b. Fear of discussing sleep with psychologists
5. I am a spammer ban me dysfunction

3 of which might come down to things like watching youtube compilations of dogs snoring with a psychologist. And looking at photos of people sleeping

Rawr

I might wear my giants thong. To lighten the mood in appointment
 

Hawkizefan

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Case Manager today

On the agenda:

3. Fear of sleeping
7. Fear of psychologists
4b. Fear of discussing sleep with psychologists
5. I am a spammer ban me dysfunction

3 of which might come down to things like watching youtube compilations of dogs snoring with a psychologist. And looking at photos of people sleeping

Rawr

I might wear my giants thong. To lighten the mood in appointment
Everything you listed sounds absolutely normal to me….
except that giants thong thingy.
 

Merbear

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Case Manager today

On the agenda:

3. Fear of sleeping
7. Fear of psychologists
4b. Fear of discussing sleep with psychologists
5. I am a spammer ban me dysfunction

3 of which might come down to things like watching youtube compilations of dogs snoring with a psychologist. And looking at photos of people sleeping

Rawr

I might wear my giants thong. To lighten the mood in appointment
Go for it!
 

Hawkizefan

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Knuckles? What is Americana cheese called there? And same for coffee of same name?
American cheese.
in my world coffee is coffee. Black. Period.
On the rare occasion that I’m forced to enter a Starbucks type store it amazes me..and pisses me off..that the person in front of me orders something that takes them 2 full minutes to rattle off…2 full minutes to make…and comes out as a 12oz cup of ????. A coffee order should go like this…
”large coffee please”.
Black is inferred as it should be. If you want cream or sugar go over to that counter in the corner and put your own crap in it. Get the hell outta the way and let everybody get their joe and go.
Damn coffee snowflakes.

think It’s called Americana here as well.
 

keithu2

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American cheese.
in my world coffee is coffee. Black. Period.
On the rare occasion that I’m forced to enter a Starbucks type store it amazes me..and pisses me off..that the person in front of me orders something that takes them 2 full minutes to rattle off…2 full minutes to make…and comes out as a 12oz cup of ????. A coffee order should go like this…
”large coffee please”.
Black is inferred as it should be. If you want cream or sugar go over to that counter in the corner and put your own crap in it. Get the hell outta the way and let everybody get their joe and go.
Damn coffee snowflakes.

think It’s called Americana here as well.

American cheese is pressed Velveeta.

I’m with you on the coffee. Strong and black is the way to drink it.
Americano = 2 shots of espresso and hot water.


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gopher_byrd

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Home for a whole week finally! No snow in MN this week, but it had snowed just before I got there Monday so there was ice on the hotel driveway.

Fuck MN!

Go to Orthopedic Surgeon about getting my hip replaced on Tuesday. I have arthritis and walking is getting painful, especially the half mile hikes with a 20 pound backpack to get from one gate to the next at airports.

Fuck arthritis!
 

Merbear

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Home for a whole week finally! No snow in MN this week, but it had snowed just before I got there Monday so there was ice on the hotel driveway.

Fuck MN!

Go to Orthopedic Surgeon about getting my hip replaced on Tuesday. I have arthritis and walking is getting painful, especially the half mile hikes with a 20 pound backpack to get from one gate to the next at airports.

Fuck arthritis!
Totally fuck arthritis!! Best of luck on the hip replacement ❤️
 

Hawkizefan

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Home for a whole week finally! No snow in MN this week, but it had snowed just before I got there Monday so there was ice on the hotel driveway.

Fuck MN!

Go to Orthopedic Surgeon about getting my hip replaced on Tuesday. I have arthritis and walking is getting painful, especially the half mile hikes with a 20 pound backpack to get from one gate to the next at airports.

Fuck arthritis!
Fuck arthritis
hip, hip(replacement) hooray
 

Merbear

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I kinda figured :rolleyes:
but I’d gladly stand behind you while you order your lengthy beverage.
it would be an honor and a bucket list check.
😘 Iced white mocha. Every time, so that’s not toooo lengthy
Cody really hit the ball twice (after the obligatory swing and miss over the t-ball) and at 2nd, stopped all hit to him. Then he did Cody things, like running from 3rd to the dugout 🤣❤️🤣
 

DogMan

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Iced white mocha. Every time, so that’s not toooo lengthy
Cody really hit the ball twice (after the obligatory swing and miss over the t-ball) and at 2nd, stopped all hit to him. Then he did Cody things, like running from 3rd to the dugout
Important to have set routines. Like tennis players who always bounce thrice and serve the same

The swing and miss is genius strategy
 

Hawkizefan

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😘 Iced white mocha. Every time, so that’s not toooo lengthy
Cody really hit the ball twice (after the obligatory swing and miss over the t-ball) and at 2nd, stopped all hit to him. Then he did Cody things, like running from 3rd to the dugout 🤣❤️🤣
Lol….my son would stand staring up at the bugs flying around the lights while the ball was rolling by him…
 

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