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***slithers in......cautiously.....fearing Emaggedon.....****
Em????
Emmmm?????
<kissy/huggy moji>
Your upper lip is perfect. "The picture of Venus with arms" (great lyrics from Rooboy band).
Just playin....luvs you....
Still luvs me?????
Em????
Emmmm?????
<kissy/huggy moji>
Your upper lip is perfect. "The picture of Venus with arms" (great lyrics from Rooboy band).
Just playin....luvs you....
Still luvs me?????
Of course, silly man. I have to take it if I wanna dish it.
And I waxed, so all's good. XO
A Kanger Squonker?
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My little buddy. He always swings up to the glass. I crouch down. He stare at each other. He likes my ears
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Could use some of Em's wax . . . .
I was afraid I over-stepped.....
Then I was afraid I irked you.....
Don't think I could live with knowing I irked you......
I misinterpreted the roo-band earlier....its "youv'e got the body of Venus with arms".....it applies......
Might just call you Venus from now on....lol....
Thanks for tolerating me...<kissy/huggy>......
YOU are one of the many reasons I even think about coming here.....
You and the other knuckles.....
My little buddy. He always swings up to the glass. I crouch down. He stare at each other. He likes my ears
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HUman like Herky.....
But simians freak me out......
I drop in to check if you're around . . . .
we're like the Blues Brothers or Ghostbusters . .. . . .
but we have to be careful, 'cuz they're watching!
Let them watch....learning event...lol....I drop in to check if you're around . . . .
we're like the Blues Brothers or Ghostbusters . .. . . .
but we have to be careful, 'cuz they're watching!
Just an observation....you don't contribute enough to make me weak knee'd...
But I don't either....but I "weak knee" myself otherwise.....
Point is......we need more stupid/dumbass/whoopdeedoo in this thread, and we all know I'm game....but some help poi bro......polar ice caps melting and polar bears dying....according to "some"....
At the very least.....out Dog.....or 1Pak....or sumpin......
Heavy cross I bear keeping this outfit above water......youknowwhatimsayin?
I haven't been helping much sorry. I've had the winter crankies. And this has been the week from hell.
Did I mention thatEm is the "Venus of milo with arms"????
It takes a big dog to weigh a ton.....
If it ain't broke....don't fix it....
Touch me right "here".......
Things I live by......
Post your own.
It takes a big dog to weigh a ton.....
If it ain't broke....don't fix it....
Touch me right "here".......
Things I live by......
Post your own.
Your main and sole reason is sexy feet thingies......
You do your part(mostly).....
Carry on sweet feet.....YOU ROCK......
Ahahaha you're easy. Find a feets pic every few weeks and pop in occasionally. Works for me
k'den - I gonna get this . . . .
em' is da venus
always' is da feets
you is da atlas
an' I is da dumass?
dont wanna out dog and 1pak too much - they have sensitivities and there feelers might get hurts . . ..
isthatwhatyouaresayinsortakinda?
Works for me too....
See??? Little steps....everybody throwing in what they got.....
World domination=easy peasy......
Good effort....discounting the island angle....
First off...dog and 1Pak are closer to me than they would ever admit too....don't think you could offend them if you tried....
Secondly......(insert chin rubbing moji....I'm confuzzled..).....
Did we discuss where I need touching??????
Light travels at 186,000 mps.....
The belts on Orion are on average 17,500ly away.....
The constellation Orion could have blown up before the birth of Christ....and we are still light years away from knowing that.....
I like to be touched gently on the back of my knees....
I like to be touched roughly in the Mediterranean.....
I'm easy....but not overly cheap.
But will perform my ass off in a dare....
Dare me.....I dare you...
Lol......
Dog and 1pak are fond of wood and walking, so they got to be sensitive. Right?!?!?!??
We were supposed to discuss the "touching" via pm, so we could explore all the areas freely . . . .. .
and how do you know/remember all the factoids that you come up with? I can barely remember what day of the week it is.
I do remember that I thought embee was a guy when she first started posting on the other side - a little odd that he liked gardening, but what the heck . . .
Em is my favorite guy....
You second...( you and Em wrassling for dominance = AWESOME....)
Made bacon fried rice today....mooey good good......cuz it had BACON........
Don't want to wrassle with Em' - she knows all those brazilian pressure points and choke holds . . . . .
Fried rice with bacon and/or spam! Could you send the recipe to my wife? She's been on a "healthy" food kick again and it's forcing me to order loco moco's every time we go out.
Wish I had some clever banter to add, but I just don't have it in meme.
Loco mocos=WIN......rub it inDon't want to wrassle with Em' - she knows all those brazilian pressure points and choke holds . . . . .
Fried rice with bacon and/or spam! Could you send the recipe to my wife? She's been on a "healthy" food kick again and it's forcing me to order loco moco's every time we go out.
I do a Midwestern/bastardized loco moco......
Wish I had some clever banter to add, but I just don't have it in meme.
Just give up.....
That's what we've all done.....
Wish I had some clever banter to add, but I just don't have it in meme.
Those diapers and feedings will get to you. My daughter has a newborn, an almost two year old, and a thirteen year old step-daughter to mother.
Got real life shit to do now.....
Probably throw at least 2 of you under the bus for it.....
Peace out!!!!
Probably throw at least 2 of you under the bus for it.....
Peace out!!!!
Been having a japanese curry loco moco at a place we go to with a side of shrimp won tons . . ..
I'm back....less abuse than I expected....I need to nut up and act crazy. Apparently crazy= leave methefuckalone.....
Naw.....I like the interaction....bring it....lol....
On the bright side.....
Is there a bright side...????
Bought a new Cleito tank today...at my fave brick and mortar......
Just cuz....not even in my wheelhouse for tanks....
But luvs the 2 guys there....solid numbnutz...both of them.
They put up with me and even act all excited when I come in....good guys.
Guy #1 has always been "meh" with me.... #2 has always been Trey cool....love #2....
Today... #1 was very attentive....talking DIY...being social.....
Man...it's tough being so cool....
James dean would lick my ...whatever....if I let him....
Fonzi......kiss this.....
Hope all the Babes are checking this......
Just cuz....not even in my wheelhouse for tanks....
But luvs the 2 guys there....solid numbnutz...both of them.
They put up with me and even act all excited when I come in....good guys.
Guy #1 has always been "meh" with me.... #2 has always been Trey cool....love #2....
Today... #1 was very attentive....talking DIY...being social.....
Man...it's tough being so cool....
James dean would lick my ...whatever....if I let him....
Fonzi......kiss this.....
Hope all the Babes are checking this......
rest of the pics were crappy, you get a baby pygmy hippo and a lemur sunning his knackers
Not exactly the babes I was fishing for....
But I'm flexible.....
I heard she has a great personality......
Dan Knight
Member For 4 Years
Don't want to wrassle with Em' - she knows all those brazilian pressure points and choke holds . . . . .
Fried rice with bacon and/or spam! Could you send the recipe to my wife? She's been on a "healthy" food kick again and it's forcing me to order loco moco's every time we go out.
Yummy loco moco. Think I'll make some this weekend.
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You don't chime in enough....2 demerits.....
Nut up Dan. I need a sparring partner.....that doesn't have "coconuts" or koalas up his jammies.....
Do they sell oriental foods out there? If you can find the Golden Curry mix, try that instead of brown gravy.
It's funny to think back to my intitial thoughts of who was what.
I thought lex was a man.
I thought glow was a man, purely based on the fact the she was a trucker
I thought cheriepie was a 21 year old stripper, until she mentioned she was in her 40's, then I thought she was a 42yr old stripper. Turned out to be a belly dancer. Big let down.
Was sure hawk was about 32, overweight, living in his moms basement.
Thought blahblah was a guy.
Knew from day one, you were Swedish though.
or crawfish
then again miss crawfish jammies is sorely missed, she can put crawfish in my jammies any day
confuzzled, needs to wax that beard if blahblah is female, unless that is the new fashion
My bad.....I appologize for my bad tude....
Not from my goat fam.....but I always seem to bring it back here....
Guess that's why I luvs youse guys.....you let me unload my troubles and celebrate my stu-pitities......
Not from my goat fam.....but I always seem to bring it back here....
Guess that's why I luvs youse guys.....you let me unload my troubles and celebrate my stu-pitities......
We ought to go out to cow patty and see how Nemo is doing - he knows how to get the babes . . ..
It's that friggin' accent, right? I took 4 years of Latin in High School and still couldn't get rid of it.
My condolences....
Nut up Rooboy.....I'm about to go all Trump on this forum.....
In a silly....touch me here....kinda way.....
I'm pissed...but not pissed about being pissed......cuz I've given up....yay....I'm liberated.
I can not care in a very caring kind of way.....then disregard or accept whatever fits my mood.....
I hate election year.....I'm voting Zombie.....
