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Merbear

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Did anyone (but me) watch Sunday night football???
Saquon Barkley rushed for 255 yards, including two 70 yard touchdown runs…he was unbelievable. Our friend Stephanie, Penn State fanatic, got me hooked on him when he was a senior at Penn State, with a lot of televised games. I’m happy that he is on a good team! WOW 😍🏈😳🏈
THAT is what she said!
 

DogMan

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I don't have a front lawn

I DO have visitors parking

And in that space, a caravan parked for a few weeks

I sent this photo to the property manager, saying "Get off my lawn"

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Hawkizefan

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING KNUCKLES!!!
Hope everyone has or is having a good day.

25 pound bird stuffed and in the oven. Only 7 people for dinner so I think there will be plenty. Plus the over abundance of side dishes.

This is very important.
The BLINDSQUIRRELS, with their #5 quarterback, play the hucking fuskers tomorrow…..and you all know how we feel about those bastards.
Y’all need to thong up and do karma things to help the Hawkeyes.
 

Hawkizefan

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just checked scores

game hasn't started

thinking hawkie listened to too much 5th dimension. Just like the dawning of the age of aquarius doesn't actually start for a few thousand years yet. He called it early

6:30pm my time…
That’s like….next Tuesday in your hemisphere.

Thong up and dredge up all your Huddy/Freddie/dodgers/Wisconsin/broccoli hatred and focus it towards the fucking huskers.
 

Hawkizefan

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Hawkie's blind squirrels found some nuts!

That was the BLINDSQUIRRELS finding a Forrest full of nuts.
To put it in perspective…

FIRST DOWNS:
Nebraska=20
Iowa=5

TOTAL YARDS:
Nebraska=334
Iowa=164

RUSH YARDS:
Nebraska=144
Iowa=49

THIRD DOWN CONVERSIONS:
Nebraska=8/17
Iowa=0/10

TIME OF POSSESSION:
Nebraska=39:01
Iowa=20:59

Final score:
nebraska=10
BLINDSQUIRRELS=13

Lol……..
 

Merbear

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That was the BLINDSQUIRRELS finding a Forrest full of nuts.
To put it in perspective…

FIRST DOWNS:
Nebraska=20
Iowa=5

TOTAL YARDS:
Nebraska=334
Iowa=164

RUSH YARDS:
Nebraska=144
Iowa=49

THIRD DOWN CONVERSIONS:
Nebraska=8/17
Iowa=0/10

TIME OF POSSESSION:
Nebraska=39:01
Iowa=20:59

Final score:
nebraska=10
BLINDSQUIRRELS=13

Lol……..
OMG that makes my brain hurt!
 

gopher_byrd

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That was the BLINDSQUIRRELS finding a Forrest full of nuts.
To put it in perspective…

FIRST DOWNS:
Nebraska=20
Iowa=5

TOTAL YARDS:
Nebraska=334
Iowa=164

RUSH YARDS:
Nebraska=144
Iowa=49

THIRD DOWN CONVERSIONS:
Nebraska=8/17
Iowa=0/10

TIME OF POSSESSION:
Nebraska=39:01
Iowa=20:59

Final score:
nebraska=10
BLINDSQUIRRELS=13

Lol……..
And the Hucking Fuskers are going WTF? There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Lincoln... And that's a good thing!
 

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