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Yep, lol!
Omg we LOVED that showThey would lock me up and forget they had a key...
With Grannybear it would be like:
The team was on the local news this morning.
I think they were doing a “feel good” story to balance out the fact that our legislators voted themselves another pay raise. Our governor will be the highest paid in the nation - for the smallest state!
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I was going to say that mowing thong season is just around the corner.
I know that I lay awake at night thinking about that.
I have no idea what sport this is, and I don't care
Fuck each and every last motherfucking one of you
But on the bright side….
A week ago it was snowing and sub zero. Today it’s 60.
Know what Safety Beach was formerly called? Shark Bay. But that was bad for tourism
I’m listening…
I notice gopher got here very quickly for this.
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that's me behind you... boo!
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TMI (Yes, capitals)
It’s currently 50 degrees and nice out. Within the next 7 hours they’re talking a blizzard with 65mph winds and a fast freeze with temps around 20. Living in the Midwest…never a dull moment.
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If you don't like the weather just wait a couple of minutes...
Yup.
Currently a wet, windy mess. Starting to turn from rain to snow.
If I were down under I wouldn’t have to put up with this crap. But there is that damned backward swirling thing going on down there…………………………………I’ll take the snow and cold.
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And they drive on the wrong side of the road...
I can’t stay silent any longer. This driving on the wrong side of the road shit is just to much. The whole swirling backwards stuff is out of their control. Obviously pissed off some master of the universe type that has a sense of humor, but wrong side driving is intentional. And not using the standard Fahrenheit scale……and egg laying mammals…..
I fear another sleepless night trying to come to grips with all of this.
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I think the backwards swirling, improper temps, and the wrong side of the road created the egg laying mammals.
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Sleep tight Hawkie, we got you on this...
egg laying marsupials are just fleeing as far as possible away from excessive use of the letter Z
Oh Doggie…so sorryShattered
Grannybears lost wordle today
I’m weleased!!!
unlike bigguth hawkuth
Do you remember the 2020 draft when we got the #1 draft pick? Tall indigenous kid?
It's not going so great. Our young players often share houses. He lives with Rory Lobbe
The rumour is that Marra sexually harrassed Lobbe's GF and also pulled a gun on him. Guns are illegal here
He didn't even live up to the 2020 hype as a player to make up for it
It's not going so great. Our young players often share houses. He lives with Rory Lobbe
The rumour is that Marra sexually harrassed Lobbe's GF and also pulled a gun on him. Guns are illegal here
He didn't even live up to the 2020 hype as a player to make up for it
i worked with an avid bingo playerBingo Hawkie
sorry doggie for knee
apparently they don't shout "BINGO!". They just say "Yes" or "Me!" or whatever they can say fast. Since first to speak gets the bigger share and "bingo" is too delayed
i imagine these "1 perecenters" are big in bunco too
That whole thing sounds sketchy as shit.
Bum leg….
“BINGO”……
Got my eye on you down under Dog…..
Swirl the right way and we might be good.
Drive on the right….
Fahrenheit dammit…
It’s…not…that…hard……
My blood sugar might be a TAD high……
Anybody got a problem with that???????
Stfu and entertain me before I lose my attitude.
I’m better now.
Pardon my earlier outburst….
Except the swirling thingy…..I just can’t accept that.
raw...Stubborn first letter if I ever did see one
wait that's me
2 seconds...
rawr
better
knuckles?
the above post was about my right knee
i've been doing physiotherapy for my right knee
and in doing so, i injured my left ankle
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Just keeping things equal...
Don’t mean to take over or hog the thread…but….
Spring bitches….temps in the 70’s…and 40’s….but not zero…no snow….fat robin in my back yard…geese going north….suck it.
Somebody make plans to step up and mow my yard.
I expect a volunteer before I go to bed tonight. Fight about it amongst yourselves but chop, chop…..not fucking around this year. Yard looks like crap. I have a rep to maintain.
Spring bitches….temps in the 70’s…and 40’s….but not zero…no snow….fat robin in my back yard…geese going north….suck it.
Somebody make plans to step up and mow my yard.
I expect a volunteer before I go to bed tonight. Fight about it amongst yourselves but chop, chop…..not fucking around this year. Yard looks like crap. I have a rep to maintain.
Sorry, but I have a benefit golf tournament tomorrow. Can’t risk buggering a knee or ankle since I’m playing for free.
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Job starts Saturday. Your good and welcome aboard.
Few rules to go over…mostly about interacting with Herk and obviously wardrobe requirements. Mowing thongs but you know that.
Pay is minimal but perks are outstanding.
