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Sometimes it’s my mantra
Vent vent vent…
I so know what sport they play
And I also 100% understand the implications of this
Of course you do
I sometimes wonder about you...Of course you do
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You're just so wonder full Doggie that it makes you wonderful...
That might be a bit advanced
I'm still learning about just wondering. Granny taught me
For Halloween I’m going as a grumpy old fart. Been practicing “get off my yard you damn whippersnappers” all day.
I think I can pull it off with a little more practice.
Whatcha all doing for Halloween?
I think I can pull it off with a little more practice.
Whatcha all doing for Halloween?
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Yelling get off my lawn you whippersnappers while handing out candy. I've been a cranky old phart for a while and well practiced.
It's not as big here
Dusk isn't until 8pm+. Which means trick or treating is generally in broad daylight
Nothing wrong with broads doing tricks in the daylight. There’s a truck stop down the road with that going on nonstop…….or so I’ve heard.
You should dress up as dead Freddie for Halloween….that would be scary. And if you get tired you can just quit and go somewhere else.
Easy-peasy.
I have only encountered trick or treaters once living in this unit
Very polite young boys. I told them I didn't have any treats. Kid pulled the whole "It's okay, you're doing it tough. I get it"
No! You don't understand the assignment. Did you even pack toilet paper to vandalise my house at all?
Toilet paper, and eggs are to pricey these days to be throwing around. A half stick of dynamite is cheaper and more effective.
We use to get a lot of trick or treaters until about 7 or 8 years ago. Now you might see 10 running around. We go dark and don’t participate anymore but we do put together big treat bags for the kids we know in the neighborhood and we take those to them very early on Halloween.
17 to catch a felony charge
21 to drink legally
I think legal marriage age varies by state. But in Alabama….and grannybears backyard it’s around 11 years old.
Do you know what the 14 year old Alabama girl said after having sex?
Get off me daddy. Your crushing my cigarettes.
True story.
He's been doing his best to catch an STD for several years. He started young. Unlike my 5 other chaste niblings
By now I’m sure you are all aware that the HAWKEYES dominated penn state and won their game. And by dominating I mean they sucked just a tiny bit less than them and squeaked out a 1 point victory against a team that has no coach and whose starting QB is out for the year. On top of that the hucking fuskers got bit by a gopher Friday night so it was a good football weekend. I hope that gopher had rabies.
Thanks for your continued support.
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That's the respect I get???
Respected for sure. Gophers and HAWKEYES play next weekend. Always close.
HAWKEYES will probably need a blind squirrel type game again.
do they get awarded the wooden spoon for finishing last? or is that just us?
Apparently just you guys.
Finishing last here gets you ridicule and taunting from opposing teams and their fans and disdain and loathing from your own fans.
i've started a perpetual stew AKA forever soup
I won't keep it extremely long. But do you know these?
Stock in slow cooker, add what's at hand (veg, protein) spices, wine etc
Each day eat a bit, and add whatever's at hand
Viking food. People keep them going for years. I just want maybe a week long stew
I won't keep it extremely long. But do you know these?
Stock in slow cooker, add what's at hand (veg, protein) spices, wine etc
Each day eat a bit, and add whatever's at hand
Viking food. People keep them going for years. I just want maybe a week long stew
Never heard of it. I could do it but know my wife wouldn’t. She would be sure that she had food poisoning every day. But I could do that. I’m the leftover guy in our house. I get all the used food. Certain things I make are mainly for using up leftovers. Ramen and omelettes are 2 of my main leftover bases. I’ve had some unique omelette and ramen dishes…some not so good but some really good ones. Fajita omelettes are my favorite.
That was MAGIC
Perpetually forever?
yes. I ate two bowls and replenished with pumpkin and lentils
Is that like eternal and does angel food cake count?
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You know what comes to mind?
- Quickness
- Explosiveness
- Intensity
- The wikipedia article that I got 1-3 from
Day two
My pantry and fridge options are limited until I shop tomorrow. I might add some pasta today
Cabbage. Cheap filler and yummy.
I went and bought a ham hock
Gotta love doggie!
The depth of flavor after a while has got to be amazing.
I can literally see very little food ever going into the trash.
BLINDSQUIRRELS found another nut.
Stole it from a gopher.
Stole it after some shin kicking and vigorous taunting.
Stole it from a gopher.
Stole it after some shin kicking and vigorous taunting.
"C'mon Cunts"?