I'd invent them, but then they'd want them professionally cut. Vicious cycle.
But vacationing would be nice........if I'm paying and taking all of us it will have to be an affordable trip to the Nebraska beach. Well, not really a beach cuz we have no ocean. It's more of a lake instead of an ocean. Kind of a small lake.
More of a pond than a lake really.....but a top notch pond.....kinda. Actually it's a small pond, and not really top, TOP notch, but still pretty good. In reality it's somewhere between a pond and a puddle, but leaning more towards a pond...depending on who you ask. Crystal clear water like substance....kinda....kinda murky/sludgey in spots.....mainly the surface area....and most of the bodies have been fished out of it....mostly. But great party spot to lounge around.....in hip waders at minimum....full hazmat suit would probably be best. No open flames within 50 yards. But it's really a great place close to home. Well, not great....good...kinda and not real close to home but closer than the DR......I really don't want to go there....it's scary as hell and the skeeters have a 3' wingspan and talons.