Redheaded Stepchildren

[Hawkizefan]

Ok….8:00am…been up for 4 1/2 hours already. Kitchen is cleaned from last nights family intrusion.
think I’m going to go and hang out in my garage.
why?
Because it’s magical. Have I ever told you my garage is a magical place of wonder?
It is. Wife and daughter open the door to the garage, take 1 step, and drop boxes and bags of trash and whatnot, and then when they open that door later it has all magically disappeared. *poof*
magic!

Right now there are no less than 30 cardboard boxes that need cut up and put into the trash.
If you don’t hear from me in 3 hours, send help.

 

[walton]

Ok….8:00am…been up for 4 1/2 hours already. Kitchen is cleaned from last nights family intrusion.
think I’m going to go and hang out in my garage.
why?
Because it’s magical. Have I ever told you my garage is a magical place of wonder?
It is. Wife and daughter open the door to the garage, take 1 step, and drop boxes and bags of trash and whatnot, and then when they open that door later it has all magically disappeared. *poof*
magic!

Right now there are no less than 30 cardboard boxes that need cut up and put into the trash.
If you don’t hear from me in 3 hours, send help.

morning knuckles

 

[walton]

Blaming Huddy is the way to go.
Dr. appointments can be trying. But something we need to do.
One thing I do to make the dr. seem more human and not so scary is to picture them naked in my mind. It brings them down to my level. Of course, my dr. Is a hot female( I think. Never seen her without a mask and that long lab coat thingy needs to go) so theres a good chance I’m just picturing her naked cuz I’m a perverted pig. Which is probably the case cuz she thinks I have a hearing problem because she has to repeat everything to me because my mind is elsewhere.

I hope that helps. I’ve got an appointment next month. I’m REALLY excited.

when i first started business i was preparing quotations and attending meetings whee my opposition where there, i was allways nervous as they were a lot older than i was. one guy said to me "if your nervous meeting someone,imaging them sitting on the toilet with their pants around their ankles"..it works.

 

[walton]

How can I help?
Feeling generous today.
I could go soft and purr words of encouragement to you like
”you got this…you’re awesome”.
Or I could go drill sergeant on you and make you cry and question your existence in hopes you figure it out yourself.


Or….you could break out that apple/rhubarb pie. I’ll pull out a couple slabs of prime rib and we can eat ourselves into a food coma.

add donuts.

 

[walton]

I am:

5'11"
220 lbs

Scared of everything

especially merbear

 

[walton]

I've recently cut down from 65mg to 38, over maybe 2 years

Still boring

Testing fresh 100mg straight is also boring. But necessary

i have been vaping for 3 years since i chucked cancer sticks and i have never used nicotine.

 

[DogMan]

i have been vaping for 3 years since i chucked cancer sticks and i have never used nicotine.

sissy

 

[walton]

sissy

you cant buy nicotine in launceston puppy so up youys and twist it! lol heres a donut.

 

[DogMan]

you cant buy nicotine in launceston puppy so up youys and twist it! lol heres a donut.

I'm in Melbourne

The law only changed in October. Most, including taswegians stocked up prior to that

Surely you have non vaping interests though? You said you prefer soccer to other codes. Do you like EPL, or European? A league

Vaping is boring

 

[Hawkizefan]

especially merbear

Goes without saying.

 

[Hawkizefan]

i have been vaping for 3 years since i chucked cancer sticks and i have never used nicotine.

Caffeine and nicotine.
the breakfast of champions.

 

[Hawkizefan]

sissy

Lol…I wanted to say that.
has geordie been around long enough that I can say that?
ummmmm…yes….yes he has.
I think we’ve all been on our “best” behavior long enough.

 

[Hawkizefan]

The garage adventure wasn’t as magical as one might expect.

 

[DogMan]

Lol…I wanted to say that.
has geordie been around long enough that I can say that?
ummmmm…yes….yes he has.
I think we’ve all been on our “best” behavior long enough.

Granny will have to be set loose with headless chickens soon

 

[walton]

I'm in Melbourne

The law only changed in October. Most, including taswegians stocked up prior to that

Surely you have non vaping interests though? You said you prefer soccer to other codes. Do you like EPL, or European? A league

Vaping is boring

epl i follow chelsea when my family died i lived with an uncle in essex, he was a season ticket holder at chelsea, i liked charlie cooke so i started going to every chelsea game.

 

[walton]

epl i follow chelsea when my family died i lived with an uncle in essex, he was a season ticket holder at chelsea, i liked charlie cooke so i started going to every chelsea game.

as for stocking uo on nicotine, if i wanted nici i would still have cancer sticks, i used to get chop chop at dandenong market lol

 

[DogMan]

epl i follow chelsea when my family died i lived with an uncle in essex, he was a season ticket holder at chelsea, i liked charlie cooke so i started going to every chelsea game.

All good

Chelsea officially added to knuckldom good guys list

 

[DogMan]

as for stocking uo on nicotine, if i wanted nici i would still have cancer sticks, i used to get chop chop at dandenong market lol

The school uniform store there is where I bought mine.

 

[walton]

i was the market as in the dandenong trash and treasure.

 

[walton]

miss i meant lol

 

[walton]

The school uniform store there is where I bought mine.

over her i can bet nico from a guy who owns a shop selling cake making equipment lol

 

[walton]

All good

Chelsea officially added to knuckldom good guys list

i raced the isle of man sidecar tt races 3 years running, i started with a bmw rensport 1000cc in 1980, following year a yamaha outfit and finally a 680cc konig, that was the quickest of all, but when it got sick it got really sick.

 

[walton]

i have a 1957 vincent silver shadow here in tassie it is the most beautifull bike around. i also have a harley tour glide.

 

[DogMan]

i was the market as in the dandenong trash and treasure.

I know what you mean and that is what I was talking about

 

[walton]

The school uniform store there is where I bought mine.

i went to that place also i think it was on lonsdale st?

 

[walton]

epl i follow chelsea when my family died i lived with an uncle in essex, he was a season ticket holder at chelsea, i liked charlie cooke so i started going to every chelsea game.

dandenong market itself was ok but the new centre they opened up was crap. i lived 2 mins walk from fountain gate shopping centre. that was good, but i hear now its a crime centre!

 

[DogMan]

goodnight knuckles

with kief's birthday, how many weeks will he camp out at dirty betty's?

 

[DogMan]

yep, i'll just go to sleep with no reciprocal goodnight

it's fine

 

[DogMan]

I could harp on about it

But I won't

 

[DogMan]

A lesser man would be quite upset

 

[walton]

goodnight knuckles

with kief's birthday, how many weeks will he camp out at dirty betty's?

nite my friend

 

[DogMan]

nite my friend

Thanks

Hawkie was legit feeling unloved, I'm sure

 

[walton]

yep, i'll just go to sleep with no reciprocal goodnight

it's fine

nite puppy

 

[walton]

Can we go back to discussing thongs, food and football now?

Vaping is boring AF

thongs anytime. but not feet ones

 

[walton]

i have a 1957 vincent silver shadow here in tassie it is the most beautifull bike around. i also have a harley tour glide.

puppy has an electric wheelchair

 

[Merbear]

Christmas was great, though I would have loved the prime rib!

Huddy is always great

no dead chicken beating today, I’m out

 

[walton]

thongs anytime. but not feet ones

puppy, can i have one pair of those merbear thongs you tell me that you have hidden?

 

[walton]

Christmas was great, though I would have loved the prime rib!

Huddy is always great

no dead chicken beating today, I’m out

awwwwwwwwwwwwww xxx

 

[walton]

I know what you mean and that is what I was talking about

hey puppy,,i am going to be famous!!!! i just did a new vape mix, its,its the... worst tasting piece of crap i have ever ever ever tasted...it works better than covid,,bloody hell i could wipe out china with this bloody stuff, god i think i am gonna, gonna........yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[keithu2]

goodnight knuckles

with kief's birthday, how many weeks will he camp out at dirty betty's?

As many weeks as the missus will allow, but I have to work tomorrow.


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[DogMan]

Christmas was great, though I would have loved the prime rib!

Huddy is always great

no dead chicken beating today, I’m out

Rawr

 

[DogMan]

Good night*

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[walton]

Good night*

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must have been a bad dozen nutdos...sigh

 

[Merbear]

puppy, can i have one pair of those merbear thongs you tell me that you have hidden?

It’s Hawkie who is the thong king…

 

[Merbear]

Good night*

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Lol Doggie

 

[DogMan]

Good night knuckles

Not even an offer of an access all areas season pass to dirty Betty's could keep me awake

Might make me try...

Sleep beckons

I don't know how to beckon, knuckles

Beckoning sounds like huddy would do

Granny "Hi huddy, what are you up to?"
Huddy "Hi granny. I am just beckoning whilst counting my millions "

 

[walton]

Good night knuckles

Not even an offer of an access all areas season pass to dirty Betty's could keep me awake

Might make me try...

Sleep beckons

I don't know how to beckon, knuckles

Beckoning sounds like huddy would do

Granny "Hi huddy, what are you up to?"
Huddy "Hi granny. I am just beckoning whilst counting my millions "

cuddle your nutdo buddy..nite nite

 

[walton]

cuddle your nutdo buddy..nite nite

you could have given me the invite!!!! by the way, who is dirty betty lol

 

[Merbear]

you could have given me the invite!!!! by the way, who is dirty betty lol

Dirty Betty is a fantasy of the guys

 

[walton]

Dirty Betty is a fantasy of the guys

out comes my right hand lol