Redheaded Stepchildren

Merbear · Jul 24, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
And keep it down.
This nap is greatly needed.

So is mine.

so I went and joined a gym.
yep, that’s what I said. Its actually a good neighborhood athletic club. Hand carried my PT routine to a trainer. Nice lady. I did 15 min on bike and 5-6 machine exercises on LOW weight. Wednesday with her and Friday all by myself

Planned on this in March, but with this and that and Covid, it kept getting pushed back. I’ve needed this for a long time.
So there.

Merbear · Jul 24, 2022

And I make the choice that Freddie’s alive and well and Huddy’s my angel.

DogMan · Jul 25, 2022

i honestly don't know why vaping has a bad image. Conversation which I witnessed today

person 1 "You got a cig?"
person 2 "I don't smoke. I vape. It's better for you, and cheaper"
person 1 "I've heard it's worse?"
person 2 "They're just smoking it wrong"
person 1 "How do you do it right?"
person 2"You just... those cunts are... you just fucking... you fuckin... you just toke it and that"

DogMan · Jul 25, 2022

"not again", but no petunias

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DogMan · Jul 25, 2022

goodnight knuckles

try not to wonder too much about granny. She means well

Hawkizefan · Jul 25, 2022

DogMan said:
goodnight knuckles

try not to wonder too much about granny. She means well

But, I can’t help it.
Sometimes I wonder why I wonder.
Technically I think all of this makes grannybears Wonder Woman.
Now I’m wondering if that’s correct.
It sounds wonderful though.

Merbear · Jul 25, 2022

DogMan said:
goodnight knuckles

try not to wonder too much about granny. She means well

Do I???

do I really???

Merbear · Jul 25, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
But, I can’t help it.
Sometimes I wonder why I wonder.
Technically I think all of this makes grannybears Wonder Woman.
Now I’m wondering if that’s correct.
It sounds wonderful though.

Oh Hawkie…
you‘re wonderful

Merbear · Jul 25, 2022

Ok, I’m sore today.

Hawkizefan · Jul 25, 2022

Merbear said:
Ok, I’m sore today.

That’s wonderful.
no it’s not.
sorry.

DogMan · Jul 25, 2022

Merbear said:
Ok, I’m sore today.

hi, Sore, i'm doggie :sneaka:

DogMan · Jul 26, 2022

Be honest, knuckles

It's really never, ever going to be warm ever again. Is it?

gopher_byrd · Jul 26, 2022

It will be 101F where I live today, so Doggie, yes it will be warm again. Just not in Oz now.

DogMan · Jul 26, 2022

gopher_byrd said:
It will be 101F where I live today, so Doggie, yes it will be warm again. Just not in Oz now.

I have 49 F

The half way 75 between us sounds nice

DogMan · Jul 27, 2022

boo phillies

phillie isn't even really great cream cheese. It is OK, not great

boo diamondbacks

probably not real diamonds on their backs

goodnight knuckles

DogMan · Jul 27, 2022

Make cheesecake out of em, Atlanta

Going to sleep before kick off

DogMan · Jul 28, 2022

i don't think my patronage is beneficial, hawkie

Merbear · Jul 28, 2022

Your patronage is of major importance!
After all, look what it’s done for my Gs…ummm…oh this losing streak…

DogMan · Jul 28, 2022

Merbear said:
Your patronage is of major importance!
After all, look what it’s done for my Gs…ummm…oh this losing streak…

It does appear that way

DogMan · Jul 28, 2022

Geelong cats this week

in Geelong. Which is a regional satellite city of Melbourne

AFL ovals vary in shape and size a bit. Specs are loose guides. And cats have a home ground advantage because gmhba stadium is unique and their supporters are feral

and they are currently 1st on the ladder

we did beat them in Geelong in 2003, which can't be that long ago

DogMan · Jul 28, 2022

1°C expected Saturday night

Who even knew that degrees went that low?

gopher_byrd · Jul 28, 2022

In Canada, in their winter, they would be quite happy with 1C. That would be close to shirt sleeves and shorts weather...

Merbear · Jul 28, 2022

DogMan said:
Geelong cats this week

in Geelong. Which is a regional satellite city of Melbourne

AFL ovals vary in shape and size a bit. Specs are loose guides. And cats have a home ground advantage because gmhba stadium is unique and their supporters are feral

and they are currently 1st on the ladder

we did beat them in Geelong in 2003, which can't be that long ago

Only yesterday

Merbear · Jul 28, 2022

gopher_byrd said:
In Canada, in their winter, they would be quite happy with 1C. That would be close to shirt sleeves and shorts weather...

Um no thank you very much

DogMan · Jul 29, 2022

Merbear said:
Um no thank you very much

Hi, granny

You are very beautiful

Hawkizefan · Jul 29, 2022

DogMan said:
Hi, granny

You are very beautiful

You never tell me that I’m beautiful.

DogMan · Jul 29, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
You never tell me that I’m beautiful.

You are a boof head

Merbear · Jul 29, 2022

We’re all beautiful

Well, on fam vacation again, 4 days near Tahoe. So I’ll be here but not here, ya know?

Hawkizefan · Jul 29, 2022

DogMan said:
You are a boof head

Maybe I’m a beautiful boof head?

keithu2 · Jul 30, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
Maybe I’m a beautiful boof head?

Yes, definitely a beautiful boof head!

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DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

this is leader of their cheer squad

DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
Maybe I’m a beautiful boof head?

If I tell you how pretty you are, will you entertain me?

DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

I am going to sleep knuckles

It's important to inform your knuckles, when you are going to sleep

That's my motto

DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

We lost the football

Not "Lost the football". The ball that is the object which gets kicked by players is firmly still in somebody's possession

We "Lost" (Opposite of won) the game of football, as an activity

Knuckles...

DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

commonwealth games is going

mini olympics for commonwealth nations

"common wealth" but the UK never share their wealth, rendering it un common, really

ariana titmus (yes, hawkie, her name contains the word "tit") won a gold in the pool

Hawkizefan · Jul 30, 2022

DogMan said:
If I tell you how pretty you are, will you entertain me?

Yes.
yes I will.
now…tell me…with feeling. And it’s got to be believable…I’ve got to feel it deep down in the cockles of my heart.

DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

knuckles...

you know where hawkie lives?

is it like springfield? where every time it is about to be showed on a map, something obscures the view of where it is?

it is cold

fuck wisconsin, wyoming, the dodgers, the dakotas etc

DogMan · Jul 30, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
Yes.
yes I will.
now…tell me…with feeling. And it’s got to be believable…I’ve got to feel it deep down in the cockles of my heart.

hello, gorgeous :inlove:

Hawkizefan · Jul 30, 2022

DogMan said:
hello, gorgeous

For your entertainment you get to choose between a rambunctious tap dance routine set to the musical stylings of Lawrence Welk..

or

A sultry strip tease routine made famous by Blanche at Dirty Bettys circa 1978 set to the musical stylings of Ratt.

Both would be done wearing a mismatched pair of combat boots found in the parking lot of Dirty Bettys circa 1979 next to what was later identified as a well worn corn harvesting thong.

gopher_byrd · Jul 30, 2022

I vote for the strip tease... rawr...

Hawkizefan · Jul 30, 2022

gopher_byrd said:
I vote for the strip tease... rawr...

For you I’ll mix it up.
strip tease, Lawrence Welk, boots AND the infamous harvesting thong.
Legendary.

DogMan · Jul 31, 2022

giants beat the cubs 5-1

on the one week where i didn't post support

and, i think granny has a point about my patronage being jinxed?

DogMan · Jul 31, 2022

took both bins out

DogMan · Jul 31, 2022

1 month until spring

that's what she said

then other she said that spring begins after the equinox, not 1st sept

she said that convicts were too dopey and just ran with 1st sept, officially

other she asked if 1st is warm

and she said not really

DogMan · Jul 31, 2022

Leading the commonwealth games

Which we usually do. England do OK. But we win

DogMan · Aug 1, 2022

good night dear, sweet, handsome/beautiful/pretty knuckles

terrible

DogMan · Aug 1, 2022

Deep, impenetrable sadness at the lack of posting

Hawkizefan · Aug 1, 2022

DogMan said:
Deep, impenetrable sadness at the lack of posting

Cheer up. I’m here, but it’s a goofy week. Working some days…some nights…or whatevers.
Maybe grannybears will stop lighting fires all over California and go home and post.

Hawkizefan · Aug 2, 2022

Working overnight sux.
But, no stoopid peoples in my way pissing me off.

Why is a bird in your hand worth 2 in the bush?
I don’t want bird poop in my hand.
But if it was a chicken or a turkey you could eat it.
Maybe it should be a bird in the pan is worth 2 in the bush.
I don’t have a bird bush.

DogMan · Aug 2, 2022

Hawkizefan said:
Working overnight sux.
But, no stoopid peoples in my way pissing me off.

Why is a bird in your hand worth 2 in the bush?
I don’t want bird poop in my hand.
But if it was a chicken or a turkey you could eat it.
Maybe it should be a bird in the pan is worth 2 in the bush.
I don’t have a bird bush.

Poor hawkie

Are you working the pole at dirty Barry's?

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