Redheaded Stepchildren

[DogMan]

16 hours

The tension is palpable

 

[DogMan]

i checked game preview

idk what the bar graphs mean. But one team had lots of long bars and the other short, which i assume means perfectly balanced for an epic encounter

 

[DogMan]

you obviously know, but the lions beat collingwood

collingwood losing is important

 

[DogMan]

Good night knuckles

I have been awake 22 hours. I am so buggered that I am not even certain of what she said

 

[DogMan]

And hawkie, there is rules

Just because it is regarded as the hardest sport to officiate and there is no consistency to the decisions, you make assumptions

 

[Merbear]

you obviously know, but the lions beat collingwood

collingwood losing is important

Yay lions!!!

obviously

 

[Hawkizefan]

And hawkie, there is rules

Just because it is regarded as the hardest sport to officiate and there is no consistency to the decisions, you make assumptions

I’m very good at making assumptions.
I’m what they call assumptious, which in Latin breaks down as umptious=dumb and of course you add the ass to it to make assumptious and you get dumdass.

 

[DogMan]

Knuckle up

Go everybody

 

[Hawkizefan]

So far the game is going as planned and expected. The good guys are up 3-0, middle of the 3rd. Sharp sticks and pebbles….large pebbles..are staying put in the sharp stick and pebble(large) bucket. Hope they aren’t needed. Looks like they probably won’t be. Traitorous bastard Huddy curse in effect.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Um….
BRAVES won…


just sayin….

 

[Merbear]

We’re we supposed to HIT the ball?
We forgot to do that.
im not counting this game, it was ‘practice’…

 

[DogMan]

the real winner was baseball

 

[DogMan]

We’re we supposed to HIT the ball?
We forgot to do that.
im not counting this game, it was ‘practice’…

i think braves used a similar strategy against the mets or someone

once the no hit method takes off, you two will be trailblazers, ahead of the pack

 

[Hawkizefan]

We’re we supposed to HIT the ball?
We forgot to do that.
im not counting this game, it was ‘practice’…

Get ready for more practice

 

[DogMan]

Good night, knuckles

Still recuperating after the showdown stress

 

[Hawkizefan]

Good night, knuckles

Still recuperating after the showdown stress

Nah…not real stressful. BRAVES all batted left handed tonight.



***content intended to ruffle grannybears feathers***


§§§ do not try this at home. preformed by highly trained professionals §§§


### yishka badishka ###

 

[DogMan]

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### yishka badishka ###

Soooo what she said

 

[DogMan]

I assume granny is quiet because she knows that the no hit strategy has the braves right where she wants them

 

[Hawkizefan]

I assume granny is quiet because she knows that the no hit strategy has the braves right where she wants them

She’s very cagey.

 

[DogMan]

goodnight, knuckles

poooooooorrrrrrrrrrr tropical stormed granny

dogmum's 71st today. Exhausting day. Which was exhausting. In an exhausting way

 

[Hawkizefan]

goodnight, knuckles

poooooooorrrrrrrrrrr tropical stormed granny

dogmum's 71st today. Exhausting day. Which was exhausting. In an exhausting way

I’m worn out just reading about it. Can’t imagine trying to live it.
poor DogMan…poor, poor, poooooor DogMan.

I pity a storm that would dare accost grannybears.
poor, poor storm.

 

[Merbear]

Nah…not real stressful. BRAVES all batted left handed tonight.



***content intended to ruffle grannybears feathers***


§§§ do not try this at home. preformed by highly trained professionals §§§


### yishka badishka ###

Welp, my feathers are ruffled all right! STOOPID baseball.

your Braves are gooood

 

[Merbear]

She’s very cagey.

I might be cagey, like put me in one soon…

 

[Merbear]

I’m worn out just reading about it. Can’t imagine trying to live it.
poor DogMan…poor, poor, poooooor DogMan.

I pity a storm that would dare accost grannybears.
poor, poor storm.

man, I lived in Indian Wells (outside Palm Springs) my school years, and we had major flooding…can’t imagine what it was like this weekend.
Storm didn’t accost me way up here…I’d pity the fool

 

[DogMan]

Indian Wells

that's a lead up tournament to one of the grand slams, isn't it?

 

[DogMan]

storms should definitely be fearful of dumping on granny

worse yet if they dumped on cody and BHB. Grannybears wrath of family harm

 

[DogMan]

Good night knuckles

Try not to be too sexy. I know that is difficult for you

 

[DogMan]

Try not to be too sexy. I know that is difficult for you

you borked it

typical

you just can't help yourselves, can you?

goodnight

 

[Merbear]

storms should definitely be fearful of dumping on granny

worse yet if they dumped on cody and BHB. Grannybears wrath of family harm

storms should definitely be fearful of dumping on granny

worse yet if they dumped on cody and BHB. Grannybears wrath of family harm

wrathful, that’s me!

Cody’s fall ball starts soon, he can’t wait! BHB is going to take horse riding lessons; it’s a family tradition. My great grandmother, grandmother, mother and daughter all showed horses. I just rode them for fun and I love them. Next to BHB‘s soft, smelly head is a horse’s soft smelly nose.

 

[Merbear]

you borked it

typical

you just can't help yourselves, can you?

goodnight

I didn’t bork it, my large black shoulder sling did. Not sexy at all...

 

[Hawkizefan]

I didn’t bork it, my large black shoulder sling did. Not sexy at all...

Sounds sexy as hell to me

 

[DogMan]

Pretty sure LBSS is a category on certain websites

 

[Hawkizefan]

Pretty sure LBSS is a category on certain websites

I’ll bite.
Whats LBSS?
Lazy Betty’s Sexy Sister?

 

[DogMan]

I’ll bite.
Whats LBSS?
Lazy Betty’s Sexy Sister?

Large black shoulder sling

 

[Hawkizefan]

I’ll bet Betty’s sexy sister has a large, black shoulder sling.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr…..

 

[Hawkizefan]

Braves are playing the stoopid Mets.
everyone knows who to cheer for.













the BRAVES.


Cheer for the BRAVES



In case you forgot……
BRAVES

 

[Merbear]

Pretty sure LBSS is a category on certain websites

Hahahahahahahahaha

oh doggie that’s funny

 

[Hawkizefan]

Lack of fanfare for the BRAVES vs Gnats series

 

[Merbear]

Stoopid baseball

 

[Merbear]

My team ARE gnats at the moment.

 

[Hawkizefan]

The

My team ARE gnats at the moment.

BRAVES are playing good ball right now….just in time for a late sept. Meltdown.

 

[DogMan]

My team ARE gnats at the moment.

Granny...

You know that I wubz you. But, and don't take this the wrong way, you cannot pick sports teams for shit

 

[Merbear]

Granny...

You know that I wubz you. But, and don't take this the wrong way, you cannot pick sports teams for shit

I wubz you too.

my feetsball team just traded the qb they drafted 2 years ago who was gonna be the ONE.

 

[DogMan]

my doggies' season is dependent on the GWS Giants

if they beat carlton blues tomorrow, then we don't make finals

if they lose, we narrowly limp into the 8 for the finals. Where we will drop out, but it'd be nice to be there

 

[DogMan]

bored

somebody inject hawkie with liquid donut or something. Just so something interesting happens

 

[Hawkizefan]

bored

somebody inject hawkie with liquid donut or something. Just so something interesting happens

Nobody wants that. Trust me.



college feetsball kicks off today. And the BRAVES play the gi-nats later….

I’m all gooey

 

[Hawkizefan]

bored

somebody inject hawkie with liquid donut or something. Just so something interesting happens

And clean up that confetti mess…
We have talked about that

 

[gopher_byrd]

Here's some intravenous coffee for hawkie...

 

[Merbear]

Nobody wants that. Trust me.



college feetsball kicks off today. And the BRAVES play the gi-nats later….

I’m all gooey

Can’t I just wave my white flag…

I don’t wanna play

 

[Hawkizefan]

Here's some intravenous coffee for hawkie...

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Ohhh….I could do that