I’m sorry. I’m a HAWKEYE fan. I have to take any win anywhere.Can’t I just wave my white flag…
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Ok….
I need some young whippersnapper to come mow my lawn.
YES…you will be allowed to be on my lawn….to mow it…then get the hell off my lawn. You can even wear my mowing thong.
Not the raccoon or fox tail ones but maybe the squirrel tail one.
not the good squirrel tail one….the one with scurvy and fleas….but it’s still pretty eloquent.
then get off my lawn.
I need some young whippersnapper to come mow my lawn.
YES…you will be allowed to be on my lawn….to mow it…then get the hell off my lawn. You can even wear my mowing thong.
Not the raccoon or fox tail ones but maybe the squirrel tail one.
not the good squirrel tail one….the one with scurvy and fleas….but it’s still pretty eloquent.
then get off my lawn.
Sorry the Dogs finished 9th.
Jump on that bandwagon and trash the shit outta it
You‘re an honorary HAWKEYE on my behalf.
More pain and disappointment in your future.
Sounds like jealousy…but I get it.I’m picturing an elegant scurvious flea bitten squirrel tail
Im betting you in a squirrel tail mowing thong such as this, AND that sexy shoulder slingy thingy you got going on would be a show stopper at Betty’s.
grrrrrrr…..
The yard is mowed so everybody can come out now.
And I’m hungry.
Pics?
Hatch pepper brats on the smoker.
Your envy and jealousy is palpable.
Very bad year for hatch peppers.
Brown Dave and I is sadz.
Dave is a coworker of Mexican decent. He has taught me a lot about Mexican cuisine and turned me on to hatch. From New Mexico for the most part and a very short window of viability for fresh hatch. Dave and I kicked around a thought about renting a uhaul and making a run down south to fill it with hatch.
sanity kicked in and we nixed the idea.
(read that as our wives said HELL NO…so we didn’t)
true story….
Your envy and jealousy is palpable.
Very bad year for hatch peppers.
Brown Dave and I is sadz.
Dave is a coworker of Mexican decent. He has taught me a lot about Mexican cuisine and turned me on to hatch. From New Mexico for the most part and a very short window of viability for fresh hatch. Dave and I kicked around a thought about renting a uhaul and making a run down south to fill it with hatch.
sanity kicked in and we nixed the idea.
(read that as our wives said HELL NO…so we didn’t)
true story….
I’m bored.
somebody entertain me.
somebody entertain me.
BRAVES and gi-nats play again…..
sooooo…that might be good.
sooooo…that might be good.
I thinned off over 100 pounds off my pear tree today.
It was ridiculously overloaded.
Didnt see 1 partridge.
It was ridiculously overloaded.
Didnt see 1 partridge.
Dry burned my coils clean today.
Now it’s hitting like the BRAVES and I’m nearly nic-sic….
this set of coils is over a year old.
Im kinda amazing.
Have I mentioned that I’m bored
Now it’s hitting like the BRAVES and I’m nearly nic-sic….
this set of coils is over a year old.
Im kinda amazing.
Have I mentioned that I’m bored
I can entertain you…I’m bored.
somebody entertain me.
GIANTS WIN!
Yup, that would stop ANY show anywhere
You did. But you didn’t mention all the cheating going on. There must have been cheating…..right? I didn’t really see it but……………???
congrats, granny
i serviced a mech modDry burned my coils clean today.
Now it’s hitting like the BRAVES and I’m nearly nic-sic….
this set of coils is over a year old.
Im kinda amazing.
Have I mentioned that I’m bored
good things, but PITA
i blame huddy
Shut up and pick that shit upcongrats, granny
Lol…
they ALL have chlamydiaKoala chlamydia
they sleep 16 to 20 hours a day, and spend the rest either eating or shagging around
which sounds great, but STIs
Doggies captain won the AFL Players Association Most Valuable Player
He is only the 7th player in the history of the award to win it twice
He was also awarded best captain
And he and our ruckman were named in the All Australian team. Which is not a real team. They just name the best theoretical team
He is only the 7th player in the history of the award to win it twice
He was also awarded best captain
And he and our ruckman were named in the All Australian team. Which is not a real team. They just name the best theoretical team
Hang in there buddy.
I can smell college football from here and the BRAVES are rocking.….
and Freddie’s still dead.
Yay…
I’ve always said he’s the best and now it’s verified.
And that ruckman thing. I totally know what that is.
Im going to name my next child ruckman.
he is also really boringYay…
I’ve always said he’s the best and now it’s verified.
And that ruckman thing. I totally know what that is.
Im going to name my next child ruckman.
interviews are sleep inducing
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That was appropriate.
That is always appropriate.
But here’s the deal. You know how I feel about them damn gophers from Minnesota. Of course you do…..everybody feels the same way about those damn rodents.
**sigh**
I find myself having to cheer for them tonight and it’s causing me angst….but I have to….and do you know why????
Cuz the damn rodents are playing the hucking fuskers.
I hope the rodents go in dry and hard and then start to hurt those bastard nebraska feetsball babies.
I need total concentration and support from everybody tonight so get a quick nap and some food and be ready to go at 7pm cst.
chop, chop.
If by arid you mean dismal and demeaning then yeah….arid as hell.
I totally know what a ruckman is…Yay…
I’ve always said he’s the best and now it’s verified.
And that ruckman thing. I totally know what that is.
Im going to name my next child ruckman.
Yes sir! Got the nap, just need food. Do you provide? I’d like a filet, medium rare
what level are you on? i used to like when pac man sped up really fast