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You’re very sweet.
Dont know about her but my motto is…
low blood sugar..I’m having a bad day..
high blood sugar..you’re having a bad day
a low wears me out. A high makes me snarky and shitty.
highs are more fun…………..for me.
If you’re lucky you do
you get it from hanky panky. Hooshmakoondi. Horizontal mambo
I’ve been sitting here thinking. I’ve been thinking about many things, most of them juvenile in nature but I was also thinking about the things I posted here yesterday and the tone and underlying feel that they may have conveyed.
So I wanted to say to everyone today that if I did, or if I have ever said anything that has rustled your Jimmie’s…or your Joanie’s as it may be…I just want to say…and I mean this from the very bottom of my heart and I truly, truly mean this….
GET OVER IT YOU BUNCH OF WEINERS AND START ENTERTAINING ME.
You all are dropping the ball more often the the IOWA BLINDSQUIRRELS wide receivers and I need you to step it up.
Dog…you get a small pass for your efforts but a very, very small one because you made me read the word croissant and that word makes me feel funny.
I’m sorry it had to come to this but I’m sure you all get it and understand.
and…GO…
So I wanted to say to everyone today that if I did, or if I have ever said anything that has rustled your Jimmie’s…or your Joanie’s as it may be…I just want to say…and I mean this from the very bottom of my heart and I truly, truly mean this….
GET OVER IT YOU BUNCH OF WEINERS AND START ENTERTAINING ME.
You all are dropping the ball more often the the IOWA BLINDSQUIRRELS wide receivers and I need you to step it up.
Dog…you get a small pass for your efforts but a very, very small one because you made me read the word croissant and that word makes me feel funny.
I’m sorry it had to come to this but I’m sure you all get it and understand.
and…GO…
That hurts.
See how sensitive I’ve become having read “croissants“ over and over.
I think the French in me is bubbling up…I just want to surrender
The good looking one….duhsorry
guess which one you are
Did grannybears say she had a social type disease?
Thats to be expected when you hang at Betty’s.
I take daily shots just for that…plus an extra one since gopher started going there…just to be safe.
Thats to be expected when you hang at Betty’s.
I take daily shots just for that…plus an extra one since gopher started going there…just to be safe.
If I had a cat I think I’d call him Mandu
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I’m blushing….
Croissants with ham and cheese followed by cheesecake of course!
I know this one!
Tiffin
My great grandfather did the rich young man’s world Tour thing in 1891 and kept a diary. They had tiffin every day
You’re a lupper
Leper?You’re a lupper
I sent you pre licked licorice
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I sent gopher pellets, they look like candy...
do you want me to return a log?
Yes, yes…Huddy…
Einstein went without sleep for long periods.
Think about that.
Can I call you Albert?
Corned beef hash with and over easy egg plopped on top.
Trailer trashy?
Yes.
But it was damn good.
If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush, what’s a frog in your shorts worth???
Trailer trashy?
Yes.
But it was damn good.
If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush, what’s a frog in your shorts worth???
Made me giggle
Yeah yeah, poor Huddy…
Was a good player. Tight end i think.
that's what she said
I work with an Eskimo.
Big, scary looking dude but a very nice guy.
Clean shaven at 7am….5 o’clock shadow at 10am…beard by mid afternoon.
Says he started shaving at 12 years old.
Thats all I got….umm….oh yeah….fuck Nebraska.
Thats all I got.
Well, I guess that’s enough then.
Actually, fuck the Warriors.
for last night anyway.
TGIF
my weekly list of people that can kiss my ass is threatening to go to 5 pages.
So far only half of you are on it.
Entertain me. That may keep you off the list. REALLY entertain me and be removed from said list.
GO….
And I swear to god if any confetti is thrown……
my weekly list of people that can kiss my ass is threatening to go to 5 pages.
So far only half of you are on it.
Entertain me. That may keep you off the list. REALLY entertain me and be removed from said list.
GO….
And I swear to god if any confetti is thrown……
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well, i for one have your back. And would never...
Baby goats.
Good, solid move.
Congrats.
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You made page 5
I knew I could count on you.well, i for one have your back. And would never...
you’re nearly hero-ish…