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DogMan

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I'm not a huge cricket fan. But India are the bad guys

Very good bad guys

You don't have to understand it

But maybe say "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi" at your leisure. It's our traditional chant.
 

DogMan

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Pffftt….piece of cake. Australia can do 250…no…260 left handed.
Fuck India. They’re the Nebraska of cricket.
Yes

Know why? The fans, and industry

1b+ people can pay international stars to go play their domestic comp. Which is stupid 20 over short format. Not proper test cricket (The WC above is half way, being One Day International)

And the fans are cray cray obsessive. They don't have any feetsball to dilute the passion from cricket
 

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idk i'm not watching, just checking updates

they just had drinks

which used to be called tea (when they drank beer) but is now drinks and they drink gatorade or something

it was better in the 80s, when they played drunk

david boon who played back then holds the world record for the most beers ever on a long haul flight to england

they got all athletic, professional, and spoiled the fun

which is india's fault
 

Hawkizefan

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idk i'm not watching, just checking updates

they just had drinks

which used to be called tea (when they drank beer) but is now drinks and they drink gatorade or something

it was better in the 80s, when they played drunk

david boon who played back then holds the world record for the most beers ever on a long haul flight to england

they got all athletic, professional, and spoiled the fun

which is india's fault
Absolutely india’s fault.
Bastards.
The best sports involve drinking. Bowling, pool, darts……umm…axe throwing…target shooting…….nascar………………..golf…….
 

DogMan

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going to sleep

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have these people actually MET a huskers fan? i think not'


but yes... sleep

our feetsball don't have cheerleaders. We do have cheersquads

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they do chants and stuff

my team have quite a creative and elaborate one

it goes

"Bull-Dogs!" *clap, clap, clap*

"Bull-Dogs!" *clap, clap, clap*

"Bull-Dogs!" *clap, clap, clap*

which is almost as creative as the slogan that we ran with last year "Go dogs!"
 

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i'm currently blaming somebody but avoiding offending granny

but it starts with "H" and ends in "uddy" which is a code too difficult for granny to crack. Similar to enigma code on steroids
Yep, tooooo difficult. Ya got me.
happy Black Friday
as Doggie totally knows, the 9ers are BACK!

I read enema code, not enigma, hahaha! On steroids!
 

DogMan

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trying to word out if i am imagining it, or if the opthamologist corrected mum's lazy eye when he did cataract surgery

with her hearing, it took 5 days to communicate asking if it helped (It did)
 

DogMan

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What does kangaroo burger taste like, and does it make you jumpy?
Kangaroo is 99% fat free dark red meat

It is just lean, slightly gamey beef taste

Emu is salty and lean. It is nice

Croc is pork texture with gristle but no flavour

Lots are protected. Indigenous people are allowed to eat wombat etc in ceremonies. Apparently they taste like mud but it's a spiritual practice (which they all hate since it tastes so bad)
 

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