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Poooorrr Hawkie
Pooooorrr me…Poooorrr Hawkie
snowing again today…maybe 2” so far….5-8 or 8-10” tomorrow depending on which weather liar you listen to. And then into the deep freeze with the high on Sunday at negative 9….about a week of that stupid crap.
pooooorrrme…
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Pooooorrr frozen Hawkie....
hi grannyI haven’t lost that lovin’ feeling
Football weekend without worrying about my Niners is a great weekend
is BACK currently good or bad? i don't know the recent and current state. So i don't want to invest hope in BACKness if BACK is currently "back to bad again"
-41 degrees wind chill
truck won’t start
takes your breath away
to cold for salt to work on ice and snow. Just sand.
videos of people throwing water into the air and it vaporizes and looks like smoke.
winter sucks
truck won’t start
takes your breath away
to cold for salt to work on ice and snow. Just sand.
videos of people throwing water into the air and it vaporizes and looks like smoke.
winter sucks
that's what she said
that's what she said
oh, how she said THAT
It would take her breath away to see me in my extended time outside winter wear.
And yes…..it’s a thong but it’s insulated and has 10 times the material of my normal mowing thongs.
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I'm suffering...
poor hawkie
all the hoochie mummas "hawkie sighting" alerts probably sounded for miles around. Driving droves of them to come and watch
Pooorrr gopher
They did….masquerading as snow plow driving dudes
Is that material in your thong or are you happy to see me?
Back is currently great!
as, of course, you know, they play Green Bay next weekend. Man I’ve watched a lot of balls this weekend…
loved the Dallas Cowboys loooooooosing!!!
Yeah we’re really suffering.
thank you for your service to the world
Slow your roll doggie…
I‘m still on bewbies……sports can wait
tennis? the women's bewbies do something beyond jiggle
just about stretch out and slap them in the face
it looks painful
but fun
Probably pretty comparable depending on where you go but let me help you with your order. Instead of an English muffin tell them crab cakes. And that green crap on top????? Tell them “if I wanted a salad I would have ordered a damn salad”.Aussie serving sizes are stupid
I feel like $19 would buy more in America
No need to thank me. Bon Scott….er..Bon appetite.
it was itty bitty sour dough
with a butter knife
if you are serving sour dough, provide a serated cutting knife. The crusts with a butter knife are had work
Me too, how weird!
Oh Hawkie…sports can never wait
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Sports??? Bewbies??? I think bewbies win!
Bewbies.
leaving for my sister's in a few hours
and... i can't stop farting
hopefully eases up prior to bus trip and visit
i cooked her food and froze it. Taking lasagne, thai green curry, indian beef curry, fried rice and stir fry
and a bottle of plonk for her birthday. She is turning the age that both my dad and grandma died at
which i will remind her of. Because it is my duty as a little brother to pick on her for ageing
and... i can't stop farting
hopefully eases up prior to bus trip and visit
i cooked her food and froze it. Taking lasagne, thai green curry, indian beef curry, fried rice and stir fry
and a bottle of plonk for her birthday. She is turning the age that both my dad and grandma died at
which i will remind her of. Because it is my duty as a little brother to pick on her for ageing
You’re a good brother. The food sounds great (I’m making fried rice tonight…a few deliberate main ingredients then it’s clean out the fridge to finish it up). Plonk sounds like a roofie(sp). We don’t roofie our sisters here. Well except in Alabama…and West Virginia….parts of Ohio…..and of course in fucking nebraska. But other than that we don’t….and Hawaii…..but that’s it…
Hope the trip there was with minimal farting. Unless you were wanting to crop dust the other bus people. If you were I hope you tore it up and made a memorable trip for all.
bewbies
But..the farting.
How did the farting go?
My sophistication only goes so far. Farting and bewbies are right in my wheelhouse so these types of topics pique me.
And it got clear up to 3 degrees today. -9 was projected so nearly a heat wave.
30 degrees tomorrow so I’m probably going to get back into a winter thong.
30 degrees tomorrow so I’m probably going to get back into a winter thong.
So the poor 9ers players can't even watch your bunco game? This is just bad fixturingI have to go to Bunco tonight. Do you understand how difficult it’s going to be with Niners game onThank god for ESPN app.
