Redheaded Stepchildren

[Hawkizefan]

9ers won……so grannybears is probably in a bunco/9ers induced coma somewhere in the seedier part of dirty Betty’s basement.

Have I ever mentioned that Brock Purdy never beat the HAWKEYES?
Nor has his brother @ fucking nebraska…..

good times

 

[DogMan]

Of course they won

It was never in doubt

 

[Merbear]

So the poor 9ers players can't even watch your bunco game? This is just bad fixturing

I know, right??

 

[Merbear]

9ers won……so grannybears is probably in a bunco/9ers induced coma somewhere in the seedier part of dirty Betty’s basement.

Have I ever mentioned that Brock Purdy never beat the HAWKEYES?
Nor has his brother @ fucking nebraska…..

good times

Yes I believe you have mentioned that

I’m glad I was at Bunco and not having heart failure watching that game. I did rewind and watch last 5-6 minutes and you know what???
they still won!

 

[Merbear]

Of course they won

It was never in doubt

Huge doubt

 

[Merbear]

So I think Detroit will win today so Cal grad Jared Goff can come full circle and play against 9ers next week.

 

[DogMan]

So I think Detroit will win today so Cal grad Jared Goff can come full circle and play against 9ers next week.

I agree about Detroit
And I know exactly who Jared is
And what a cal grad is

 

[DogMan]

haven't been following the australian open

CBF

 

[DogMan]

hi, knuckles

somebody needs to shower me with sympathy about how exhausted i am

 

[gopher_byrd]

Poooooooor Doggie. You need to get some rest...

 

[Hawkizefan]

hi, knuckles

somebody needs to shower me with sympathy about how exhausted i am

Poooooooor Doggie. You need to get some rest...

Pooooooor Doggie…
tsk tsk tsk

 

[keithu2]

Someone get him a bewbie pillow!


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[Hawkizefan]

Someone get him a bewbie pillow!


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Someone get ME a bewbie pillow

 

[DogMan]

you know how kansas keep jumping to shots of talor swift in the crowd?

i can only assume that this year, we will see "grannybears cam" and "hawkie cam" at games. Given both being bigger celebrities than taylor

 

[DogMan]

still no bewbie pillow(s) in my life

 

[Hawkizefan]

still no bewbie pillow(s) in my life

Rumor has it that gopher is hoarding them.

 

[gopher_byrd]

Kief was supposed to be shipping them...

 

[Hawkizefan]

Kief was supposed to be shipping them...

Not until he’s done with them…

 

[DogMan]

Not until he’s done with them…

do i still want ones which keif is "done with"?

 

[keithu2]

Kief was supposed to be shipping them...

Swedish bewbies are on the small side. It would take a while to get enough to ship.


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[keithu2]

Not until he’s done with them…

QC protocols are time consuming.

Patience grasshopper…


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[keithu2]

do i still want ones which keif is "done with"?

Good question .
Are you a thrill seeker?


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[DogMan]

Bewbs (A poem)

I love them big
I love them small
I have to say
I love them all

 

[DogMan]

Nigh nighs

I have nothing witty to say

 

[DogMan]

Knuckles? I forget what century the USA was colonised

But, at what point does New Jersey stop being "New"

Similar to 9ers being BACK

You can only be New for so long

 

[gopher_byrd]

I forget what century the USA was colonised

17th

But, at what point does New Jersey stop being "New"

When Jersey in England stops being old... Same with York and Brunswick...

 

[gopher_byrd]

And I forgot South Wales...

 

[DogMan]

NY is definitely at least Slightly Mature York by now

 

[Merbear]

Bewbs (A poem)

I love them big
I love them small
I have to say
I love them all

Oh Doggie

 

[Merbear]

I’m laughing at all y’all

 

[Merbear]

PS. Cody got drafted by the Angels!
Starts around April 1.
Get ready to get your Angel on ️

 

[DogMan]

Oh Doggie

i don't hear that often

poor doggie

 

[DogMan]

bakery goods
consumed while laying on a bewbie pillow
+obvious way to clean up crumbs and whipped cream

is that too much to ask, really?

 

[Hawkizefan]

bakery goods
consumed while laying on a bewbie pillow
+obvious way to clean up crumbs and whipped cream

is that too much to ask, really?

Seems reasonable to me.

Remember a week or so ago when it was -41 here?
It‘s going to be 55 or so in about a week.
Does anyone know why I get a headache or why my sidewalk out front is cracking?

 

[Merbear]

Swedish bewbies are on the small side. It would take a while to get enough to ship.


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lol keif’s ship of smallish Swedish bewbies

 

[DogMan]

swedish always makes me think of warlock in this scene from the young ones

 

[DogMan]

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[DogMan]

goodnight, knuckles

i am reminiscing on my team's big or marquee signings. The sense of hope that it brings

and i think that angels fans will be feeling similar, but more so than my experience, with the signing of CODY

 

[DogMan]

goodnight, knuckles

i am reminiscing on my team's big or marquee signings. The sense of hope that it brings

and i think that angels fans will be feeling similar, but more so than my experience, with the signing of CODY

And that's not to mention the obvious increase in crowd attendance, sponsorship dollars etc just by having grannybears in the crowd

 

[Hawkizefan]

And that's not to mention the obvious increase in crowd attendance, sponsorship dollars etc just by having grannybears in the crowd

The granny fans are rabid. They call themselves the grannybears brigade. They have a weekly meeting at Betty’s complete with pole dancing and a feathered thong of the week review.

 

[Hawkizefan]

It’s 35 degrees.
Im getting sweaty in my nether regions.
Damn heat wave.

 

[keithu2]

It’s 35 degrees.
Im getting sweaty in my nether regions.
Damn heat wave.

Gooey time ?


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[Hawkizefan]

Gooey time ?


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[Merbear]

goodnight, knuckles

i am reminiscing on my team's big or marquee signings. The sense of hope that it brings

and i think that angels fans will be feeling similar, but more so than my experience, with the signing of CODY

Doggie I love you.

I love Cody too ️️

 

[Merbear]

The granny fans are rabid. They call themselves the grannybears brigade. They have a weekly meeting at Betty’s complete with pole dancing and a feathered thong of the week review.

Oh dear god no…no Bear brigade pole dancing in feathered thong

 

[Merbear]

Gooey time ?


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Ummm…eewwww?

 

[DogMan]

so, i skip following the australian open... and we have the first final without djok, federa or nadal in about a trillion years

i blame huddy

 

[Hawkizefan]

so, i skip following the australian open... and we have the first final without djok, federa or nadal in about a trillion years

i blame huddy

When is someone going to address the Huddy situation?
Local and state authorities either don’t have the power or the courage to handle it. And Huddy probably has these low level officials in his back pocket….which probably smells of lack of commitment and traitorous stuff…and moldy Cheetos.
And the federal government is too busy securing our country and fighting daily for the American people…lowering taxes, bolstering infrastructure, fighting to give every citizen the American dream our forefathers envisioned….so they just don’t have the time.
So who do we turn to. Who do we get to stop this maniac?
Rumor has it that gopher knows some nefarious people. The kind of people that don’t ask why and don’t care as long as they get their fee. Maybe?????
Huddy needs stopped…….and that moldy Cheetos smell needs to be slapped right off of him.
Traitorous bastard.

 

[gopher_byrd]

Rumor has it that gopher knows some nefarious people. The kind of people that don’t ask why and don’t care as long as they get their fee. Maybe?????

Only after I get my fee... 50% on top of the contract fee... In advance, small bills, non sequential serial numbers...

 

[Hawkizefan]

Only after I get my fee... 50% on top of the contract fee... In advance, small bills, non sequential serial numbers...

That’s a bargain.
I had heard you were cheap…….and easy…