Redheaded Stepchildren

[Merbear]

so, i skip following the australian open... and we have the first final without djok, federa or nadal in about a trillion years

i blame huddy

Of course you do

 

[Merbear]

When is someone going to address the Huddy situation?
Local and state authorities either don’t have the power or the courage to handle it. And Huddy probably has these low level officials in his back pocket….which probably smells of lack of commitment and traitorous stuff…and moldy Cheetos.
And the federal government is too busy securing our country and fighting daily for the American people…lowering taxes, bolstering infrastructure, fighting to give every citizen the American dream our forefathers envisioned….so they just don’t have the time.
So who do we turn to. Who do we get to stop this maniac?
Rumor has it that gopher knows some nefarious people. The kind of people that don’t ask why and don’t care as long as they get their fee. Maybe?????
Huddy needs stopped…….and that moldy Cheetos smell needs to be slapped right off of him.
Traitorous bastard.

But how do you REALLY feel?

my poor, poor, poor Huddy.

 

[Merbear]

Leave my Cheetos out of it!
they‘re not moldy and smelly,!!!
they’re yummy

 

[DogMan]

hawkie is very subtle

he is all about nuances

goodnight

 

[Hawkizefan]

hawkie is very subtle

he is all about nuances

goodnight

Damn straight I am roo-magoo
and the sooner people wake up to that the better.
now…chop, chop…
Don’t know what the chop, chop is for…
just chop, chop

 

[DogMan]

milwaukie?

 

[gopher_byrd]

You have two weeks to get your red and gold 49er thongs ready for the Super Bowl! Granny and I are counting on you!!!

 

[DogMan]

You have two weeks to get your red and gold 49er thongs ready for the Super Bowl! Granny and I are counting on you!!!

Majestic bird, the Superb Owl

 

[Merbear]

You have two weeks to get your red and gold 49er thongs ready for the Super Bowl! Granny and I are counting on you!!!

Gopher, my best friend

 

[DogMan]

Gopher, my best friend

I'm telling the boys at dirty Betty's that you said that

 

[Hawkizefan]

I'm telling the boys at dirty Betty's that you said that

That’s what she said

 

[Merbear]

I'm telling the boys at dirty Betty's that you said that

nooooooooooo

 

[Merbear]

That’s what she said

Did not.

 

[DogMan]

Did not.

Well who DID say it, really?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Well who DID say it, really?

Probably that traitorous bastard Huddy.
moldy Cheetos smelling punk.

 

[DogMan]

Probably that traitorous bastard Huddy.
moldy Cheetos smelling punk.

Probably

How can we ever know for certain who said it?

Or if she DIDN'T?

 

[keithu2]

Probably

How can we ever know for certain who said it?

Or if she DIDN'T?

Only their hairdressers know for sure…


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[Hawkizefan]

Only their hairdressers know for sure…


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Ancient Chinese secret?

 

[gopher_byrd]

Only their hairdressers know for sure…

Ancient Chinese secret?

Hairdresser gossip predates even ancient Chinese...

 

[Hawkizefan]

58 degrees today
-41 just a couple of weeks ago
That’s a 100 degree temperature swing ( counting zero ) in less than 3 weeks
How am I expected to keep up with the appropriate thongage in this kind of weather

 

[DogMan]

That’s a 100 degree temperature swing (

not proper degrees though

 

[gopher_byrd]

not proper degrees though

Fahrenheit was a thing before Celsius so it it the proper degrees. 40C just doesn't sound hot whereas 104F does... Same with all the other measurements.

 

[DogMan]

Fahrenheit was a thing before Celsius so it it the proper degrees. 40C just doesn't sound hot whereas 104F does... Same with all the other measurements.

Fahrenheit is nautical. Who still sails? Freezing and boiling water are 180 degrees apart because that is opposite on a compass.

Celsius, zero is Freezing and boiling is 100 because it appreciates that people are legitimately stupid and need easy

 

[gopher_byrd]

Still stupid, 40 here and I'm needing to wear a coat and long pants. 40 elsewhere and you want to wear a thong... Not that there is anything wrong about wearing a thong...

 

[DogMan]

Still stupid, 40 here and I'm needing to wear a coat and long pants. 40 elsewhere and you want to wear a thong... Not that there is anything wrong about wearing a thong...

Are you implying that you are not currently wearing official knuckle team apparel?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Everybody calm down…..

 

[DogMan]

Everybody calm down…..

 

[keithu2]

I’m taking a 6 month vacay starting Saturday. After that I’ll retire.


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[DogMan]

I’m taking a 6 month vacay starting Saturday. After that I’ll retire.


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is there a reason why you don't just retire now and get all your leave entitlements paid out in a lump sum instead?

 

[keithu2]

is there a reason why you don't just retire now and get all your leave entitlements paid out in a lump sum instead?

Less tax


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[Hawkizefan]

I’m taking a 6 month vacay starting Saturday. After that I’ll retire.


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You’re my hero

 

[DogMan]

You’re my hero

 

[Merbear]

I love “o noes”!!!

 

[Hawkizefan]

I love that groundhog. I’ve always said that I love that groundhog.
Phil is the best groundhog ever.
fuk winter. Long live Phil.

 

[DogMan]

I love that groundhog. I’ve always said that I love that groundhog.
Phil is the best groundhog ever.
fuk winter. Long live Phil.

didn't you say last year he was just a stupid rodent?

 

[Hawkizefan]

didn't you say last year he was just a stupid rodent?

Ummmmm….mmmmmmm…..mm..
no….I don’t think I could EVER speak about my beloved Phil that way.
Your probably remembering grannybears saying bad things about another rodent……a gopher to be exact.
yes. That’s how I remember it.
I luvs Phil. I really do.

 

[DogMan]

Hawkie would eat this:

 

[DogMan]

95°F expected today

Which is 35 proper degrees

 

[Hawkizefan]

Hawkie would eat this:

Not enough fat…
pfffft…

 

[Hawkizefan]

95°F expected today

Which is 35 proper degrees

I hope you burn your feet on the pavement
that would be proper

 

[Hawkizefan]

Zombie apocalypse?
Somebody entertain me…

chop, chop

 

[DogMan]

Zombie apocalypse?
Somebody entertain me…

chop, chop

hi

how's... things?

 

[gopher_byrd]

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[gopher_byrd]

 

[DogMan]

i wonder what granny died of this time?

when is the big game for 9ers?

 

[Hawkizefan]

hi

how's... things?

Better…now

 

[Hawkizefan]

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That’s the spirit

 

[Hawkizefan]

rawr chop chop

 

[Hawkizefan]

i wonder what granny died of this time?

when is the big game for 9ers?

1 week from today

Shes probably laying low after her terrible rodent comments from a year ago.
pooooorrrr gopher

 

[keithu2]

Better…now

What about later…?


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