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Mint jelly and a side of rice please.
My maternal grandpa, of scottish descent, made the best mint jelly
It's the kilt.. no one can resist the kilt
Kilt-Schmilt……
A kilt has nothing on my mowing thong.
And when I break out my fox tail, monkey tail or my barracuda tail mowing thong traffic backs up for blocks to get a glimpse. And the feathered ones cause even more commotion. I have to utilize feathered mowing thong security.
Everybody can come out from hiding.
Mowing has been taken care of………again.
Mowing has been taken care of………again.
Sweep that up dagnabbit.
twas a lovely beach day. Too bad I gotta work tomorrow 
View attachment 231150twas a lovely beach day. Too bad I gotta work tomorrow
Just looking at a picture of sand gives me sand stuck in places sand wasn’t intended to be stuck in.
That is sinking low all right!
That’s one word for it…
Thank god
Sign up sheet is still up. You can take slot #1.
Huddy and dead Freddie can’t account for their whereabouts.
Investigation closed.
Now we know.
Investigation closed.
Now we know.
Male humanity at its core.
Bad right knee. Came on over night. It got worse day by day….bad enough to go to the knee dr.
Dr: Did you tweak it or do anything to cause this?
Me: Nope.
Dr: on a scale from1 to 10, what’s your pain level.
Me: Ummm…..about a 47…..and a half. 47 and a half.
Dr: hmmmm. You kinda act like a sissy la-la….maybe an X-ray.
X-RAY
Dr: you have arthritis in that knee….that will be $$$$$$….pay my snotty assistant on your way out.
Me: hold it. What do I do about this?
Dr: I dunno….rub something on it…..and for gods sake stop whining about it. I hate that shit.
Me: rub what on it?
Dr: I dunnno….Voltarin…icy hot…Tabasco….how should I know? You’ll figure it out……….maybe…………fuckin baby….get out of my office. And quit limping. Walk like a man for gods sake.
AND MY MOWING SIGN UP SHEET. IS STILL BLANK.
Good morning everybody. Hope YOU’RE having a good day.
I’ve been trying to get my mowing thong on for an hour. Can’t get it past my swollen right knee. May be mowing nekkid today.
Dr: Did you tweak it or do anything to cause this?
Me: Nope.
Dr: on a scale from1 to 10, what’s your pain level.
Me: Ummm…..about a 47…..and a half. 47 and a half.
Dr: hmmmm. You kinda act like a sissy la-la….maybe an X-ray.
X-RAY
Dr: you have arthritis in that knee….that will be $$$$$$….pay my snotty assistant on your way out.
Me: hold it. What do I do about this?
Dr: I dunno….rub something on it…..and for gods sake stop whining about it. I hate that shit.
Me: rub what on it?
Dr: I dunnno….Voltarin…icy hot…Tabasco….how should I know? You’ll figure it out……….maybe…………fuckin baby….get out of my office. And quit limping. Walk like a man for gods sake.
AND MY MOWING SIGN UP SHEET. IS STILL BLANK.
Good morning everybody. Hope YOU’RE having a good day.
I’ve been trying to get my mowing thong on for an hour. Can’t get it past my swollen right knee. May be mowing nekkid today.
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I have an athritic right knee. It periodically dislocates itself. Just walking normal pace and it goes "Pop" and I fall
Then I have a little rest and it comes good
Tumeric or curcumin and/or glucosamine
I have an athritic right knee. It periodically dislocates itself. Just walking normal pace and it goes "Pop" and I fall
Then I have a little rest and it comes good
Tumeric or curcumin and/or glucosamine
Hmmm…..no opiates on that list…or bewbs…..
I think recovery is futile…..
I need to go print….errrr…EARN some money and call gopher to come mow.
those pain meds just stop you pooping
your currency is pretty primitive. A smart high schooler could forge some.