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ej1024

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Well hell, where do I sign up to get paid to watch Law and Order?

Uhmmm ...on second thought I'll just keep my current job.
Watching a 78 year old female
Private care
Law n order the whole freaking day even when she's asleep she wants the TV on
The tv is never off,
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$300 per 12 hour shift not bad eh?
 

Azriel Mysterious

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Like this:
Lyrics:

"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight
High off of love drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more that I suffer
I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown
She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me,
And I love it, wait
Where you going, I'm leaving you
No you ain't, come back
We're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, it's awful
I feel so ashamed, I snapped, who's that dude
I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe, when you're with them, you meet
And neither one of you, even know what hit 'em,
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick, of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em,
Now you're in each others face,
Spewing venom, and these words, when you spit 'em
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em,
Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments, when you're in 'em
It's the rage that's the culprit, it controls you both
So they say it's best, to go your separate ways,
Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records, playin' over, but you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance,
Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave,
Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things, did things
That we didn't mean and we fall back into the same patterns
Same routine, but your temper's just as bad, as mine is
You're the same as me, but when it comes to love, you're just as blinded
Baby please come back, it wasn't you,
Baby it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much, to walk away now
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity, in my voice when I talk,
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the dry wall
Next time, there will be no next time
I apologize even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright, because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
"(the bolded part is most relevant)
 
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Lost

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Dear Person With Zero Information,

Unlike you, I got the information. Back to when record keeping began. That's a metric fuckton of them informations.

Out of that flood of facts, I handed you the single one you desperately needed. On a silver platter. Angels were singing.

Funny though... you still found it necessary to disagree. To argue. Because apparently your pea brain and minuscule shards of memory are more accurate than anything that currently exists on the planet.

So tell me Einstein, why did you need that information anyway? If you're so Einsteinish with facts?

Oh, that's right. You're not actually Einstein. You're just a douche. And that brain of yours is sloshy gray douche water.

Suck it,
Lost
 

forza

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Somebody hit my fucking car and just left it. With a big ass fucking dent in it. The trunk LEAKS now you fucker!!! How do you hit a parked car so hard that you DESTROY THE BUMPER? IT WAS A PARKING LOT YOU DICKHEAD!!

Sigh. Karma is a bitch and she is coming for you, douche.

** I am not having a good day.
 

AndriaD

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On second thought, that may be the website and not Kanger but still ...is that how we'll get around the deeming?

"No sir, this is not a vape mod, it's for my asthma."

I like it! I actually have asthma. :D

Andria
 

AndriaD

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What's truly sad is that I used to have COPD and an inhaler that I had to take everywhere with me ...until I started vaping.

4.5 months later, not smoking, I'm fine. No inhaler.

My asthma stubbornly refuses to get better, in fact it's actually worse, despite the general lack of crud in my lungs now. No idea why; most asthmatics who switch from smoking to vaping seem to get a lot better, but not this asthmatic. :( I think my lungs liked the theobromine in cigarettes.

But I AIN'T going back to smoking! My lungs will just have to accustom themselves to the lack of poison.

Andria
 

forza

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Maybe it's an allergy to something? I have a horrendous allergy to cedar that makes my lungs clog up and ugh ...it's horrible.
 

TheKiddVapes

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Maybe it's an allergy to something? I have a horrendous allergy to cedar that makes my lungs clog up and ugh ...it's horrible.
Yeah I just want to get into the loophole from the new regs, I have asthma but I take enough meds that it doesn't bother me too much....

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RatRacer

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Maybe it's an allergy to something? I have a horrendous allergy to cedar that makes my lungs clog up and ugh ...it's horrible.
My sister just moved from Austin to Co., because she was highly allergic to the cedar there.
 

forza

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I feel her pain on so many levels. I live in Texas too. Although, that said it's gotten way better since I stopped smoking. Go figure.
 

AndriaD

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Maybe it's an allergy to something? I have a horrendous allergy to cedar that makes my lungs clog up and ugh ...it's horrible.

Doesn't seem like any allergy I've ever had before. Just a slight worsening of my wheezing, and coughing is harder since it's drier in there, not so much mucus as when I smoked. The excess mucus actually helped me cough. Now it's almost a dry cough, and I have to really work at it to get rid of whatever needs getting rid of. If I use more than 15% VG, I feel like I have a hairball in there and no matter HOW hard I cough, I can't get rid of it. I'm guessing the best I can do is be patient, and hope that someday I can quit vaping without the cigarette cravings coming back, and maybe after I've been off cigarettes enough years, the asthma will improve. Because the only alternative is going back to smoking... and for SO MANY reasons, I don't want to do that, EVER again. My smell. My money. My health. My ability to stay in the comfort of my home instead of my hot or cold front porch. My husband's comfort. SO MANY reasons... Oh yeah, and TO SPITE THE FUCKING FDA!

Andria
 

Lost

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Please, for the love of Your Favorite Diety... please do not buy a machine to mix your juices.

If you're a dude, you are morally obligated to shake. Those muscles are already built up by those other physical actions you do so well.
 

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