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I just want the self confidence that says if it zips it fits... meanwhile I refuse to wear anything that isn’t at least a size too big
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I just want the self confidence that says if it zips it fits... meanwhile I refuse to wear anything that isn’t at least a size too big
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The youth of America today have ruled that tidepods are out; but, condom snorting is in.
https://www.google.com/amp/fox8.com...rting-challenge-latest-trend-to-go-viral/amp/
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When you have no respect for expensive gear!
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Stop eating spicy gawd damn foods!
This is the 3rd time you end up in the ER!
wife just won’t fucking listen!
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Hope she’s ok....
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You're a F&^%$&^% idiot, Tony 
trying to get under my skin, using my email address to sign up for BBW Cupid, Fuckbook.com, and now this scammy entertainment for idiots-site "truthfinder"
at least this one went straight to spam, where it belongs
trying to get under my skin, using my email address to sign up for BBW Cupid, Fuckbook.com, and now this scammy entertainment for idiots-site "truthfinder"
at least this one went straight to spam, where it belongs
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https://www.engadget.com/2018/04/06/backpage-seized-by-federal-government/?sr_source=Facebook
Backpage was seized by the federal government
The FBI has also raided the home of one of Backpage's co-founders.
Backpage was seized by the federal government
The FBI has also raided the home of one of Backpage's co-founders.
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I love that he is holding his coffee with his toe so he can use both hands to do a thinking pose lmao
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It’s like a Swiss Army knife for holes
Now I’ve seen everything
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Is this sexual gloves? Please say yes?!
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Oxballs-Finger-F-ck-Textured-Glove-Dildo-/162554477360Is this sexual gloves? Please say yes?!
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I'm so badass the jury doesn't want me on either side. Woohoo. Go for jury duty and the da is like nope you're dismissed. Ha ha. Raised a bunch of hell when I was younger and that sticks in a small town. At least I'm not stuck getting$12 a day for my service
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Little Johnny is back!
Smart Kid...
Student Says He’s Too Smart For First Grade. This Is The Principal’s Response.
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3”
Johnny: “9”
Principal: “6 x 6”
Johnny: “36”
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher “I see no reason Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?
Johnny: “Legs”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?” the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, “pockets”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants”
Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck”
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.
Smart Kid...
Student Says He’s Too Smart For First Grade. This Is The Principal’s Response.
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3”
Johnny: “9”
Principal: “6 x 6”
Johnny: “36”
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher “I see no reason Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?
Johnny: “Legs”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?” the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, “pockets”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants”
Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck”
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.
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Just dont leave it in the kitchen after use and keep away from teenagers.
I still say that to my kids. Ha ha
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The greatest showman is so fucking stupid. I'm sorry. I hate musicals.arrrgghh
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Edit: well damn I lied. It actually was a decent movie. I could still do without the singing.
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Edit: well damn I lied. It actually was a decent movie. I could still do without the singing.
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The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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got me. I thought it may have been serious at first.Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk
Lolgot me. I thought it may have been serious at first.
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Got me too!
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Stupid car trouble.
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Ooo
YES! I used to catch them in the creeks when I was but a tadpole in Nashville many many moons ago.
