Trolling a Syrian sniper.
He never mentions the 2nd, which protects them all, but he sure does flog the 1st. He's not wrong, but there is no point in any of them w/o the 2nd.
Strangely Russian meddling in the 2016 election failed to make the list
"For those not comfortable going to the police station, if you make the call,
an officer will be glad to come to you and test your **** in the privacy of your home."