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Hello everyone today we will talk an interesting topic relevant to all of you. That is what type of vapers are you? I read the passage on Vaping 360 and know there are some certain type of vapers around the world. First , we will discuss what are vapers. Vapers are those who vape in daily life while different people vape for different purposes such as cool looking or a pursuit of the taste of the e-juice, and today i will introduce 5 types of vapers and you can see what type are you?

The cloud bro

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A stereotypical vaper that’s almost always sporting a black t-shirt from a vaping company, the cloud bro is all about vapor production. Flavor and nicotine are things that they sometimes enjoy, as long as they don’t get in the way of generating voluminous vapor. The cloud bro loves low-resistance coils and high-wattage mods. Any vaping device that doesn’t produce at least 100 watts is considered a toy to this vaper.

The competitive cloud bro is, to use a Pokemon term, an evolved form. While they may use regulated box mods every now and again, their serious vaping is done on a mechanical mod. These vapers never use stainless steel tube mods, due to their relatively poor conductivity, favoring mechs made from naval brass and tellurium copper. You can often spot competitive cloud bros in cloud comps at a vape shop or a vape expo.

The mod snob


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Aficionados and purveyors of vape gear, mod snobs generally hate vaping products that come from China. Some go as far to illogically dismiss fine vaping devices made in their own country, simply because domestic products aren’t exotic. While they’re proud of the vaping products they own and look down on inexpensive gear, these vapers are generally harmless. They’re happy to show off their latest and greatest, while giving your beater mod a look that’s the equivalent of a pat to a child’s head.

Mod snobs generally fall into two categories. One values rarity and exclusivity. These vapers will spend hundreds — sometimes thousands — of dollars to attain limited-edition products. They squeal with delight whenever a famous mod maker announces a small run of mods. This type of mod snob loves being one of the first people in the world to own a bespoke mod…only to flip it a month or two later so that they can fund their next exotic purchase.

Then there’s the performance junkie. This type of mod snob has an encyclopedic knowledge of voltage drop. Whether it’s from keen senses or pure bluster, they claim to be able to tell the difference between a mechanical mod with a 0.09 drop and one with a 0.14 drop. They want the best-performing mods money can buy. Aesthetics and functionality are secondary concerns to these vapers.

The juice hoarder


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You’ll know this stereotypical vaper the second you walk into his or her house. There are bottles of vaping e-liquid everywhere. You’ll find e-liquid in the living room, dining room, kitchen, bathrooms, and bedrooms. If this person is building an extension to their house, chances are there’s e-liquid in the uncompleted room.

The interesting thing about juice hoarders is that most of them don’t care whether or not they like all the e-liquids they collect. These vapers happily attain and retain any bottles that they can get there hands on. It doesn’t matter what flavor or nicotine level the vaping e-liquid happens to be. The juice hoarder must have it!

The vape Smurfette

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If you’re a regular at a vape shop or have attended several vape expos then you’ve notice that the male-to-female ratio is…abnormal. While the world has a roughly even split of men and women, the same cannot be said for the vaping world. It’s a sausage fest. So when a female vaping enthusiast enters the room, she might as well be queen.

There are pros and cons to being a vape Smurfette. On the plus side, these vapers are fawned on by all heterosexual vaping males (vape Smurfette > relationship status). They have their pick of the litter. They often get free hardware and e-liquids, simply due to their chromosomic makeup. In many cases, it’s good to be queen.

On the other hand, vape Smurfettes are often unfairly judged. Some lesser-evolved male vapers refuse to see them as “real” vapers (whatever that means). If they see a woman building coils, their irrational machismo will make them assume that she sucks at building. It’s an issue that has haunted women that are part of other male-dominated communities, like comics and videogames. While there can be many advantages for a vape Smurfette, sometimes life can be challenging for this stereotypical vaper.

The stealth vape ninja

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This stereotypical vaper can be highly entertaining or annoyingly obnoxious — sometimes both at the same time. The stealth vape ninja loves to vape anywhere and everywhere. Sometimes it’s out of nicotine addiction, but sometimes it’s just to prove a point. They’ll vape in places where they’re not supposed to — restaurants, airports, airplanes, department stores, etc. — and almost always go unnoticed.

Sometimes they’ll push the envelope, just to see if they can get away with it. Legend has it that the Hattori Hanzo of stealth vape ninja was puffing away in a confessional at a Roman Catholic church!

Is there a kind fits you? What type of vapers are you?
 

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