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HazyShades

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Good morning. Its cold I'm tired and I wanna go back to bed..oh well gotta make that money somehow.

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Cozy warm bed in my air conditioned bed room in hot Miami..
sun's out 'cause it finally stopped raining after 5 straight days of non stop rain.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood..and I'm waiting for the mail..(no, not vapemail)

I don't have to work until 4 pm and as soon as the mail comes I'm back in the cozy bed.
Hope y'all are having phun.
 

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After careful observation I have concluded that normal TV broadcast ain't worth shit. 44 minutes of commercials with sporadic bits of shows & movies thrown in as time fillers. :cool:
 

HazyShades

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Hello, everyone. Liz and I read over 400 posts today, since our break before Wednesday. So, we're caught up (phew!).

@HottVapes - our condolences.

Hearses - @Saddletramp1200 - cool. A friend of mine from Scotland bought one here after he got his 'green card'. He said to me, one day: "What do two Scotsman and a song from the Rolling Stones have in common?"

I said that I didn't have a clue.

He said, "Mick and Keith sang - 'Hey... you... get off of my cloud;' one Scot said to the other: Hey - McLeod - get offa my ewe!"

Liz is tsk-tsk-tsking me right now...

One last joke, for the day - in the Holiday spirit:

One Holiday Season many years ago, Santa was in 'stress mode.' It was getting late that particular Christmas Eve; the toy assembly line was backed up, the sleigh wasn't being loaded fast enough; so, Santa - in a huff - went up to his little chalet, where he would take breaks during the Christmas Eve rush.

He was - for one of his few times - really p***** off. After a few moments, there was a knocking on the front door. He got up, and swung the door open very fast, and replied:

"What?!"

A pretty little faerie, holding a Christmas tree, answered, "Hello, Santa. I'm one of your new workers at the North Pole! Where can I put this tree?"

The Christmas Angel atop of the Christmas tree tradition had begun.

Ho, ho, ho.

LW & Liz :):)

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Ha-ha-ha, Get off my cloud is my 2nd watchword, if you look at the information tab in my profile here
you'll find:
Abide by The Golden Rule.
'Get Off My Cloud'

Keeping in the spirit of the Golden Rule;
Dude, with the amount of likes you always give me even if I ever get pissed off at you
I just couldn't give you a hard time...well, not as hard a time as I'd give anybody else :)

Best Regards and a strong grip squeeze of yer hand. (peck on the cheek for your lady ;)

Hazy :cool:
 

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HazyShades

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Hazy I enjoyed this mornings conversation. :)
Yeah Bro, me too.
If I could spare the time I'd gladly fork over 20 bucks
to go eat and shoot the shit with y'all.

Looking at the Texas flag bumper sticker on my cave door as I write this.
A bud's son is a computer nerd in IT in Austin and since my bud
knows I dig Texas he brought me back a little flag last time he and his lady drove up.
I may just drive up there for some Blue Bell and to kick MrCrazyZ's ass for him.
You're in Dallas, right?
 

HazyShades

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Metro PCS or T Mobile is driving me nuts with shit I don't want like or asked for. I have gmail for 25 years. No problem at all.
How do you like those moments of WTF every time you make a call on that Metro Piece of Shit?
You key the numbers or press the green phone icon and the fucking phone thinks about whether it wants to play or not,
this IF when you swipe your finger on the screen it decides to let you finger it...
Then in maybe a minute or two if you're lucky it starts ringing.

The call better not be important and don't raise your voice 'cause the call will drop soon
especially if somebody puts you on hold or you scream at your wife...
Okay, it is cheaper than ATT...
 

HazyShades

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OK old timer.. if you have android based phone you can get ad block from the google play store.

Old timer...Hey youngster, MetroPCS did an update recently and even if you have all the adblock crap
those funky ads get through. One has to reinstall all that crap all over again.
My wife and kid were both getting ads for smut and shit.
I don't mind my 13 year old looking at smut but my wife don't need that crap.
 

Saddletramp1200

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I got one of those Bluetooth neck things with ear buds. I can put the phone in my vest & control it with that. NickleBack channel always works on Pandora.
 

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Helllllllllllllllllllooooooo
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Geesh..27 or 28 pages to catch up on...sorry I`m unable to keep up! Daily..
Sorry to hear of a loss of friend or family, suicide especially hard when someone we know and love.
Sometimes (mostly?) work sucks but at least it`s not a day in the barrel..
 

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Old timer...Hey youngster, MetroPCS did an update recently and even if you have all the adblock crap
those funky ads get through. One has to reinstall all that crap all over again.
My wife and kid were both getting ads for smut and shit.
I don't mind my 13 year old looking at smut but my wife don't need that crap.
Straight Talk. No problems whatsoever.

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Bless you! My phone is brand new LG Leon plays Pandora when I'm ridin' Bluetooth shit. I love it. The call part I don't give a shit about.
I have the same phone except straight talk decides to call it LG l22c. I've also seen LG Power and so on. Same phone different names. Why? Phone companies are retarded...trying to be original? Who the fuck knows

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HazyShades

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I have the same phone except straight talk decides to call it LG l22c. I've also seen LG Power and so on. Same phone different names. Why? Phone companies are retarded...trying to be original? Who the fuck knows

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so they can sell you upgrades and charge to transfer your number
 

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Oh eriKa jean if you still want to know what my car looks like google 2002 Cadillac Miller metor hearse. Only the inside is different.

I'll look it up later. Thanks ;)

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Saddletramp1200

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I have the most expensive plan they have. I will just keep deleting the crap till my Bud get out/er his vacation is over.
 
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