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I have so many Fast Tech points I could probably pay for a house in China. 
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The warehouse side of things should have or be willing to do will call for you.
IF not then then they fucking should, Why the stores do not have the ability to get it for it just kinda shooting themselves in the foot logistically.
lemme see if I can find you a vg supplier up there that is willing to do will call.
We all need a BigNasty in our lives.
My good deed for the day is done, gave my friend my MINT smok X Cube II, charger and batteries for $55 so he can get of the cancer sticks. Figured he just walked away with $75 worth of gear from me, he was going to get a mod from a B&M for $100...... EVic mini.
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You saved a persons life. That's something to be damn proud of.
Exactly! On top of that the shop I took him to gave him 10% off for being in the Army.You saved a persons life. That's something to be damn proud of.
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and more important saved a buddy some money. Now he can spend the rest of it on juice or a tank.You saved a persons life. That's something to be damn proud of.
I rode from Texas to Clearwater MN once to eat some Chocolate Pie. Damn that stuff is good! Clearwater Truck Stop. If anyone gets the chance, do it.
Fuck it all. Now that im covering my manager while hes on vacation, im finding things very stressfull at work. Im now respinsible for making other people do their jobs, while havimg no fucking athority to make them do their jobs. Fuck that shit.
Also have a confrence call tomorrow first thing, and wensday. God damn this rums goimg down smooth tonight.
Also have a confrence call tomorrow first thing, and wensday. God damn this rums goimg down smooth tonight.
Being "the boss" is harder than it looks.
Thats the problem. Im not the boss. I have absolutly no athority at all. And yet, all the responsibilty of the boss....
Managers take a lot of shit, don't get paid for what they have to put up half the time or the hours they put in babysitting idiots, guess you don't want to be a manager any more right???
But in the end, its worth the headache.
Yes i do. I need to be a manager. I dont have any fancy schooling, so i need reasume fodder. Plus all i know is im asking for a decent raise when my anual review come round.
A Manager is : too stupid to be an employee, & too poor to own the place. I own M&S Cycles.
Ill never own this place. Its publicly traded, and not franchised. All corporate. Im shooting for dm or rm.
Well your in good training to be one then
Better stock up on Malox, Tums, & aspirin. Kiss your social life good by. Tux pads brings the swelling in your eye lids down.
Yup.
Ugggg i just want to sleep. But so hungry
You will acclimate to it. Better have the drive to win. Oh everyone you know wants your job. Old song "Smiling Faces" comes to mind.
Fuck all corp. shit boxes need to arm the employees and managers with tazers and cattle prods.
Here is where I tout why I hate asshole customers. And when they flip out due to their own stupidity.
Auto parts... always wrong, 100% some of the dumbest fuckers next to cell phone customers... too stupid to work on their cars, let alone fix their cars... too fucking clueless not to keep their ground dragged knuckles out of a tool box. It is the fucking oil pan plug and not the 710 cap.. you need to replace.
People who take their bubba fucked gun to an actual smith... too god damned stupid to own firearms in the first place, and dumb enough to let cleetus and his dremel near their firearm.
Cellphone customers... most are not smart enough to use their device let alone a smart device. worse than vapers when it comes to fucking their shit up and not blaming their stupid actions to why it nuked or fried.
Here is where I tout why I hate asshole customers. And when they flip out due to their own stupidity.
Auto parts... always wrong, 100% some of the dumbest fuckers next to cell phone customers... too stupid to work on their cars, let alone fix their cars... too fucking clueless not to keep their ground dragged knuckles out of a tool box. It is the fucking oil pan plug and not the 710 cap.. you need to replace.
People who take their bubba fucked gun to an actual smith... too god damned stupid to own firearms in the first place, and dumb enough to let cleetus and his dremel near their firearm.
Cellphone customers... most are not smart enough to use their device let alone a smart device. worse than vapers when it comes to fucking their shit up and not blaming their stupid actions to why it nuked or fried.
I was Safety in Omaha for an outfit named Werner. If a fellow employee pats you on the back, He/She is looking for a place to stick the knife.
Oh Stop it, I can't stop laughin' It's all true!
Dude the cellphone I have a decade of fixing others fuck ups.Oh Stop it, I can't stop laughin' It's all true!
One day I should just lay it all on the table, the horrors and mobile shit shows that are walking around... and voting.... and breeding....
Thats why im happy im in comercial. I deal with shops and mechanics mostly. But when its slow, i deal with diy (walk in customers) holy fuck.
If you share a stoey, ill share one of my parts stories
Your a Hell of a lot safer than I was. The sharks wore ties, cursed me for a leased company car, & I gave Management FACTS & not bullshit.
I know damn near nothing about phones. People ask me, it is like a computer right? No Bambi, it's not.
OK parts stories for parts stories.
This skanky as fuck retarded rejected stripper came in one day, higher than fuck is an understatement. I knew her so I avoided dealing with her, lest her stupidity oozed off of her or I got whore glitter on me.
Daisy dukes cut into ass floss and lip splitters. Yep the flaps were in the full downward position. Super barely covers the tips bra...
She shimmied up to the back counter and I took off like a shot, I knew her in my bouncing strip bar days and knew what a ambulating shit show and walking petri culture she is. I want to deal with her as much as I want to catch a case of clap.. and just might if I get too near her.
My buddy who is clueless as hell and awkward as a hell when it comes to regular women, powerless and stunned fuck tarded when a scantly clad bimbette has him in her sites. She asks him for a 710 cap.
Bless his heart, he did try to figure out what she was asking for.. he was thrown off by giant fake boobs being pressed into his arm, and trying like hell not to stare any harder. After about 5 minutes the manager walks up and turns my bud's hand so the damned thing read oil.
Hahahahaha
Today, guy walks in, i say how it going? He screams OIL BLARGHERAHSHSBA!!?!!;??? i just point to the back wall.
About 1 min later a giant fat girl walks in phone in hand, runs right up to me and says i need this shoving her phone in my face. Its a picture of a box of gloves. How fucking hard is it to say gloves. And thats just today....
Today, guy walks in, i say how it going? He screams OIL BLARGHERAHSHSBA!!?!!;??? i just point to the back wall.
About 1 min later a giant fat girl walks in phone in hand, runs right up to me and says i need this shoving her phone in my face. Its a picture of a box of gloves. How fucking hard is it to say gloves. And thats just today....
I'm so lucky, most of the people I have met in business can walk & chew gum at the same time. But there's been a few.
had one like that.
Except the hose hog was dirty, not talking legit dirt from work but greasy and stank. She handed me her phone saying it was not working.. I flip it open and the screen lights up. At this point I could not tell what was truly stinking, her or her breath.
Obvious liquid under the screen and the screen saver looked like she took a snap of roadkill, kind of put that out of my mind.
She then pipes up "that is a pic of my kitty!"
"why the fuck did you run over your pet and take a pic of it?" I was dead serious.
She looked at me and tries to be all sultry "no that is not a dead cat that is my pussy!"
I tried to remain professional... it did not work out that well and I think I screeched "Dear god woman you need to go see a gyno! something ain't right!"
I set the phone down and went to burn my hands with denatured alcohol and bleach.
The story was relayed to another rep and the repair ticket was put back... why the fuck that retard (the sales rep) not reject it there on the fucking spot I will never know... not that he could say much I was chocking the shit out of him for not rejecting it.
Seemed her BoB had died, so she set her phone on vibrate and inserted it... and there was a video of it that cycled through as a screen saver. I have seen some pretty gruesome horrible nightmare fodder in my field medic days... but I still get shivers almost a decade later from that beast's phone abuse.
She was a full blown junky, was caught and fired from the club for injecting it places that should not be mentioned. That and turning tricks in the bathroom... other strippers frowned on her extras.
5 DUIs, a stint in jail and the last I heard she was running from some pissed off people she owed a ton of money to... she partied instead of sold what she was given.
Even I can't get close to that. Maggie the slut rode with Mad Mike, but at least she smelled nice.
Holy fuck. You got me beat by any strech.
The other day i had a guy in the store falling over drunk. A d he fucking drove there looking for a water pump. Wtf. Ive drunkenly bought shit before, but gummy sharks and lotto tickets are a far fucking cry from drunkenly buying a water pump to a ford fucking gt. (300$ water pump)
I heard he returned it to a store closer to home lmfao.
The other day i had a guy in the store falling over drunk. A d he fucking drove there looking for a water pump. Wtf. Ive drunkenly bought shit before, but gummy sharks and lotto tickets are a far fucking cry from drunkenly buying a water pump to a ford fucking gt. (300$ water pump)
I heard he returned it to a store closer to home lmfao.
I got nothin'
Had a regular customer run in one day in a panic and tossed me his card, "ring me up three tarps!" and ran out of the store with three blue tarps under his arm.. I go out and he is frantically opening the tarps and covering something in his truck bed.
"Dude umm seriously wtf is under there? it is not like your wife or someone you hit cause there is blood dribbling out of the bed!"
"nah but I was almost the body" pulling back the tarp to show me a freshly shot cougar with powder burns on it's chest.
He was hunting 2 miles outside of a rural town tracking elk when he heard a noise and spun. The bastard was leaping at him and he tripped over a stick and point blanked the beast.
He needed it covered so he could go get a tag and not lose this record setting monster. Was only 2 mm shy of beating Roosevelt's record cougar, and was only 2 years old.
And by cougar I mean mountain lion, not middle aged horny women. They can weight the same but one will eat your face the other your soul.
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Riding a motorcycle has different rules from cars of coarse so when you gotta go, no stoppin' to pee in a bottle. Adult book store just off the free way. Lost two pounds and figured I would look around. About to leave when this "lady" opened the door & this other "lady" was on her all fours progressing in too the place. She had a chrome Dog leash & some kind of a ball in her mouth. She could kick my ass so I bailed on that place.
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