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Oh not even going to touch the adult shop stint I did.. to many fucked up things to mention... I kinda blanked all that out.Riding a motorcycle has different rules from cars of coarse so when you gotta go, no stoppin' to pee in a bottle. Adult book store just off the free way. Lost two pounds and figured I would look around. About to leave when this "lady" opened the door & this other "lady" was on her all fours progressing in too the place. She had a chrome Dog leash & some kind of a ball in her mouth. She could kick my ass so I bailed on that place.
Hahaha. I had a guy today ask me where the gas cans where. For about an hour.
Had a full length conversation about wiper blades with a deaf women useing post its and a pen. Ive droped altinators and starters from 15ft in the air and sold them to customers. (Thsts what warenties are for) i almost force people to buy more expensive light bulbs thst dont last as long by playing to their feer of hitting deer. I use my advanced knowledfe of cars to compleatly confuse people, while still being right just to make them buy more expensive products. Fuck i love sales. It lets me get my inner asshole out of me, all while keeping a smile on my face and have them thanking me in the end. I fucking love parts.
Had a full length conversation about wiper blades with a deaf women useing post its and a pen. Ive droped altinators and starters from 15ft in the air and sold them to customers. (Thsts what warenties are for) i almost force people to buy more expensive light bulbs thst dont last as long by playing to their feer of hitting deer. I use my advanced knowledfe of cars to compleatly confuse people, while still being right just to make them buy more expensive products. Fuck i love sales. It lets me get my inner asshole out of me, all while keeping a smile on my face and have them thanking me in the end. I fucking love parts.
Sweet ones Hon.Good night folks
But in that same note, dont piss of your parts guy. I miggt just drop 400$ clutch from the top shelf, and step on it for good measure and acedently forget to add the warenty info to the computer. Oh i can get you another clutch, but i wont have it untill next week and you hsve to pay for it before it ships. And im so sorry aboht your clutch but that is user error, i cant warenty that.
I can see the dude not wanting the post congressional fucked gas cans... stupid fuckers never used a gas can and regulate the design of them and shut down a long time business over their fuckery.
The deaf were always fun to work with. Some how I got known as the deaf whisperer since I took the time write out everything with them. And my step brother is also deaf.
Looking back on it, we broke a ton of shit also.
I have a memory of someone not mentioning names made a wicked cat of nine tails out a few serpentine belts and electrical tape.
You have no idea how much that meant to her. Trust me.
You'd be surprised how many people are intimidated to do that. It's a very noble and intimate way to communicate. Well done.
Gnite Whiskey!
You give shit parts to Morons & there driving on the same street as Me.? Well that's one Mystery of life cleared up.
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To continue in the morbidity mode,
My cousin Alfred died at 3 this afternoon.
He was 65 years old and died of cirrhosis of the liver
after being in hospital 2 weeks. It was touch and go for the last 3 days
and my mom who is both his aunt and godmother just called to tell me.
Something for you CH3CH2OH aficionados to consider...
Be Wise, Be Healthy, Be Good
Hazy
My cousin Alfred died at 3 this afternoon.
He was 65 years old and died of cirrhosis of the liver
after being in hospital 2 weeks. It was touch and go for the last 3 days
and my mom who is both his aunt and godmother just called to tell me.
Something for you CH3CH2OH aficionados to consider...
Be Wise, Be Healthy, Be Good
Hazy
Prayers man.
Sucks losing family this time of year. Not that losing family anytime of year is good, but the holidays it takes on a higher level of suck.
The besf part? I get to go deal with idiots and get shit on all day again tomorrow. I cant wait for thursday. I actualy cant wait to hit my year mark. Im so taking a fucking vacation. I dont care where i go, but i know next year im taking the week of my birthday off and going somewhere. I really dont care where. Even if its just to drive there and turn right back around.
I'm very sorry for your loss, Hazy. Losing someone is always sad and never easy, but that's a very tough way to lose someone, too. My thoughts go out to you and your family.
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'Condolences Hazy, that fucking sucks
sorry for your loss man. That fucking sucks donkey balls.
Dude cougar hunting ala Mrs. Robinson or Stiffler's mom is a right of passage.
Hunting a mountain lion with out dogs is boring.
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@Huckleberried I'll need you to confiscate my debit card ASAP
You wanna give me your card? Done.
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Lol SWMBO is gonna neuter me. I have almost no control of my gear addiction
One of my coolest internet friends from this and other forums
is a deaf woman. She is a totally cool chick, entirely self sufficient, older woman (50's).
The thing that dicks who think it's cool to fuck with deaf chicks should consider,
is that my friend Cris carries a S&W M-9 in her holster/purse, is licensed to do so,
is an excellent shot and has a shitty temper.
don't mess with a Georgia redneck
Here is what you do.
get your passport and funds with your carry on.
Fly standby, just randomally what is open and go fly somewhere. My old boss got to thailand for like 80 bucks.
Ya people that fuck with the deaf and blind are scummy as fuck.
My step brother took a wrath of shit one year from a couple of asshole jocks... he took a ball peen hammer on the last day of school and corrected that issue.
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I have made a couple..few friends this way. Yes they do indeed appreciate having someone take the time to visit.
With a company of 3500 people I always imagined it not much fun to just visit with your few other deaf co-workers.
No it was not only that, but some scumbag salesman and customer service jerk off signed them up with full voice plans and no text or mobile web. at the time was like 150 a month.
I saved them close to 85 a month and corrected the issue for them, and they were happier that they did not have to be subjected to relay bastards or tty every single time they wanted to use their phone.
Ahhhh flying standby. I used to play thst game growing up. My dad worked for the airlines so i always flew for free. I wish i still did. Id just throw a dart at the globe and go for a weekend trip type deal. On day to fly, 2 days to enjoy and party. One to fly back. And then 4 to fuck around and do nothing.
Get all your gear together. Set it up side by side. Really look at all the stuff you have. Remind yourself each and every time, there's nothing you NEED. Or sell off some of your lesser used gear. Believe me, I know what shiny-itis feels like and I've gone through it myself recently. Very recently, lol. But I know there isn't one solitary thing that I need right now. With that said, my bills are paid, it's stuff I'll use... mostly, LOL. I have some tanks I plan to sell or PIF, though. But I've gone months, and months, and months without buying anything at all and been perfectly happy with that, too.
Part of my shiny-itis has been the quest for the perfect vape. For a while, I thought I had achieved that. Then that "need more" feeling crept in, so I picked up some massive bargains and found what I really like. What I don't like, I have no need to keep.
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I'm pretty damn happy with what I have now. My custom mod should be here at the end of January. I think I'll be pretty much set on drippers for a while. I really could have passed on the kbox, but it was too damn good of a deal. I'm set for tanks now too, so the only expenses I'll have for a while is juice. But damn I really want that Griffin RTA LOL
I cant stop wanting rdas. Once i get this realuax rx200 ill have a box thst i wont want to upgrade for a very long time, bjt ill probably impulse buy cheaper rdas like one a paycheck.
Altho i know ill be getting an rta when i pick up the rx200. And im gunna custom wrap it.
Then make yourself wait for an incredible deal, or for it to show up in the Hardware section. If you KNOW it's gonna upset SWMBO, then just say no. Seriously, dude, just say no.
It's lights out for me. Super early shift the rest of the week. Gnite gang!
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If a moth farts she gets upset lolThen make yourself wait for an incredible deal, or for it to show up in the Hardware section. If you KNOW it's gonna upset SWMBO, then just say no. Seriously, dude, just say no.
And id like to get a difrent tank just to mix shit up.
And i wouldent mind a bigger case for storage.
I need to stop buying mods too, told my self I wouldn't until I sold the 2 I'm trying to sell.... I lied to myself, waiting for my RX 200 to arrive.
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And a 6 bay battery charger
Ill just shutup now.
Ill just shutup now.
i decided that ill just get it from my b&m sense ill be wraping it the color wont matter for to long.
If my paycheck hits when i expect it to, ill be getting it thursday.
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Not a bad idea. Im useing a fancy pencil case i got for xmas last year. Its funny. Had no usd fornit when i got it and almost a year later a random though made it usefull
Got that coming too!
Or where you referring to that already? Lol
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The RX??
Dude do yourself a favor and order it online, my local B&M is selling it for $100. Ecig has it for like $46.
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I hear they're having issues with that bluetooth
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Lol nothing wrong with that at all
I won't use the Bluetooth, just wanted something bigger. I currently only have a 2 bay charger and I have like 12 batteries I rotate thru.
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