Discussion in 'Challenges' started by KingPin!, Dec 6, 2019.
My toddler took baby Jesus from the nativity set and tried to eat him...
I wonder how he tasted!
Thanks for the Deep Thoughts, Snap.
Where have you been? Missed you.
Miss you too Rhianne.
There's a young girl at work, super sweet, completely laid back, just really pleasant to be around. She's been carrying this little cup, with a straw, for the last couple weeks, I thought it was kind of funny. Today I saw it close up for the first time.
toddler chilling in a fridge
unsure if this is ok but-the new chrismas giveaway post/picture on eight vape of xmas presents vaping really made me laugh
I'm just glad he is wearing pants..... If not I would think he is doing something else in the fridge....
Lol well he did just flood the bathroom by flushing baby wipes down the toilet and flushed too many times while I was trying to grab the plunger but he was too quick. Water everywhere. And I got blamed for it “being my fault for not watching him)
LMAO..... Sorry dear.... I truly am trying not to laugh.... Hopefully the only harm is a few towels that need to go straight to the washing machine unless you have a mop... Any possible way that he learned a lesson from all this? Like maybe one flush per sitting? Or maybe a 3-4 wipe maximum? Would hate for you to have to do this again....
If it helps at all, I still remember when my son was little and I had him potty trained. Sometimes I would be in the room to make sure he did all the things he needed to do. Like wash his hands afterwards. Anyhow I had finally got comfortable with him doing this himself that I stopped being in the room with him. Sometimes I would inspect the bathroom afterwards and some times just figure that I heard him flush, I heard the sink on and off.... He is good to go.... Yeah big mistake.... One time he took far longer that one should need to be in a restroom. In fact we are talking 30+ minutes..... I finally walked in to have found he has wiped his hands on the wall, the shower curtain, the sink, and the hand towels.... Only explanation to this day I can come up with is that he was finger painting.... Needless to say, I know where you are coming from.... I can only laugh because I remember having to spend most of the day cleaning that mess and wouldn't you know it, next week was pink eye.... I feel your pain sister, I feel your pain....
I just watched George Carlin doing his Ten Commandments bit. Really funny!
He is cool sitting in the fridge!
His shirt even says cool lol
That’s why I said it.
I borrowed this from Evil Uncles collection of fine literature
The tin hat goes on when he’s done drying.
*not taught by me, but by toddlers aunt*
picking out cereal, Toby doesn’t want any of them... I pick one for him, Toby, “FUCK!”