Things that sound dirty but aren't...

[ghost62]

Sqwonking.
Drip tip.
Butt plug.
Condom method.

Vaping or non-vaping. Let's hear 'em

 

[Juice_Spiller]

When a driver in a race gets the pole position, the driver is "on the pole".
When a golfer hits a ball into the dirt or mud, he has "dirty balls"

 

[kelli]

sucky thing (what i call my PV's)

 

[Juice_Spiller]

anal retentive

 

[CaFF]

Teabag
Futtock
Exacerbation
Mastication
Sextant


Also: What starts with P and ends with ORN?

Popcorn, ya pervs!

 

[moecat]

coccyx
Uranus
Sanchez (until you put a "Dirty" in front )

 

[Gonzi]

PENAL CODE

 

[kelli]

dry dock

 

[ghost62]

anal retentive

I lose sleep at nights wondering if anal retentive is hyphenated...

 

[ghost62]

Cockswain
Cumquat

 

[Artisan Vaping]

Wankel Rotary Engine.

 

[kelli]

Mulva

 

[kelli]

Lake Titicaca

 

[ghost62]

Lake Titicaca

Hahaha

 

[Gonzi]

entry-level position

 

[Jcc2k]

Cockpit

 

[ghost62]

Scrum

 

[kelli]

titillate

 

[ghost62]

Cockpit

Damn! How did we miss that one?
Good catch!

 

[UncleRJ]

Moby Dick

You have all read this haven't you?

 

[kelli]

cum laude

(jeez i have a dirty mind!)

 

[Gonzi]

shaft lube

 

[Jcc2k]

I have an Asian female supervisor. Her last name is Ho. Does that count?

 

[Gonzi]

I'll allow it

 

[CaFF]

Cornholing

No, really: http://gawker.com/do-you-love-cornholing-like-paul-ryan-loves-cornholing-1607409749

 

[ghost62]

Cornholing

No, really: http://gawker.com/do-you-love-cornholing-like-paul-ryan-loves-cornholing-1607409749

Yup. Ya beat me to that one.
Wax on. Wax off.

 

[moecat]

I have an Asian female supervisor. Her last name is Ho. Does that count?

 

[moecat]

Moby Dick

You have all read this haven't you?

Dick Butkus

 

[Freeloader]

Eager beaver.

 

[Jco9]

Referring to a vehicles engine..
Bottom End

 

[ghost62]

Pumpernickel
Banging the bongos
Breast stroke
Hump Day

 

[moecat]

Mike Hunt

 

[CaFF]

Hole in One
Jack in the Box
Hard rolls
Weiner wink
Liechtenstein
Lederhosen

And, my fave:
Slurping down some nice big foamy head. (on a beer, derr...)

 

[TheCraftyBuckeye]

Cornholing

No, really: http://gawker.com/do-you-love-cornholing-like-paul-ryan-loves-cornholing-1607409749

Hey.....don't be hatin' on cornhole! It's the game of all games in Ohio!

 

[CaFF]

Head cheese

 

[ghost62]

Skins game
Panspermia
Harry Potter
Bush hog
Ball hog
Layman

 

[CaFF]

Balzac

It's a classic.

 

[ghost62]

Nut muffin
Fish taco
Pulling an all-nighter
Weiner on a bun

Hey... I'm at work so I have nothing better to do...

 

[moecat]

Hey... I'm at work so I have nothing better to do...

That sounds familiar

 

[Garemlin]

NASCAR fans will get this one

Dick Trickle

 

[CurlyxCracker]

"moist" sounds very dirty to me for some reason

 

[shooter03]

"moist" sounds very dirty to me for some reason

I love "moist" I like it when my cakes moist, I like my wick moist.

 

[CaFF]

NASCAR fans will get this one

Dick Trickle

LMAO...so many.....
My UK buddy and I enjoy being on IM and doing 'commentary' for races.

Dick goes into the wall, Danica gets hit from the rear, folks getting tight in the corners...there is no end.

 

[CaFF]

Free Willy

 

[ghost62]

Downward facing dog...

 

[ghost62]

"moist" sounds very dirty to me for some reason

Agreed. It almost sounds obscene somehow...

 

[CaFF]

Lickety Split

Protuberance

Analgesic

Encumbered

Underpants

Salivations

 

[rjmara]

Lake Titicaca

That's giving me some bad visual thoughts..

 

[rjmara]

poppycock
motor boating
teabag

 

[Hobby Kid]

Give the dog a bone