Things that sound dirty but aren't...

[ghost62]

Hoe down

 

[Ace]

Innuendo

 

[Hobby Kid]

Sandy Balls

 

[ghost62]

Innuendo

Hahaha...

 

[Savage_46]

Referring to a vehicles engine..
Bottom End

Referring more to vehicles :
Top end
Tranny
Rear end
BJ (ball joint)

 

[Hobby Kid]

Gerald Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzgerald

 

[ghost62]

Referring more to vehicles :
Top end
Tranny
Rear end
BJ (ball joint)

Pop the clutch
Hole shot
Laying rubber

 

[Jcc2k]

Douchebag

 

[saltsandsea]

Nut cracker
Hog hunting
Wood Polish
Carpet bagger

 

[ghost62]

Woodpecker. (Thanks Sweetie! That one was from my wife)

Schizm
Sex wax
Ball boy

 

[lordmage]

Dry socket refers to post tooth extraction when the blood clot does not form
Rick santorum
Tricky Dick
Thatch wacker
Belay pin
ramrod
angina
masticate
coccyx
philatelist
fallacious
Uranus
organism
pianist
rectory
abreast
cockles
seamen
titular
penalize

think im done

 

[kelli]

Guess My Occupation PIF Contest

 

[Jcc2k]

Guess My Occupation PIF Contest

Well played...

 

[Garemlin]

Give the dog a bone

Illegal in most places. LOL

 

[Garemlin]

STD (short term disability) LOL

 

[kelli]

bone in butt (hey i saw it in the meat section at the grocery store)

 

[ghost62]

bone in butt (hey i saw it in the meat section at the grocery store)

Hmmmm...
I wanna go shopping there- closest thing we have here is pork butt.

 

[kelli]

Hmmmm...
I wanna go shopping there- closest thing we have here is pork butt.

that works too, i spose

 

[Hobby Kid]

Hmmmm...
I wanna go shopping there- closest thing we have here is pork butt.

Is that actually Butt?

 

[saltsandsea]

I think it's part of the shoulder.

 

[Ace]

Duck butter or monkey butter. Slang terms used for yellow lubricant used to pull wires through conduit.

 

[Hobby Kid]

Dry fist

 

[Spike64]

I often have to go to support computer systems at offsite locations for my company...I normally walk in the front door and go to the location where the system is to work it. The other day, an office manager told me I didn't have to go through all that. She said I could "come in the back door"....struck me as a bit funny at the time...lol

 

[kelli]

dry hump

oh wait that IS dirty.

 

[Hobby Kid]

dry hump

oh wait that IS dirty.

Has it descended to this :/

 

[kelli]

Has it descended to this :/

and that is worse than dry fist?? really???

 

[Ace]

Slippery when wet

 

[Hobby Kid]

I often have to go to support computer systems at offsite locations for my company...I normally walk in the front door and go to the location where the system is to work it. The other day, an office manager told me I didn't have to go through all that. She said I could "come in the back door"....struck me as a bit funny at the time...lol

Have you been slipping in and out of it since lol

 

[Hobby Kid]

and that is worse than dry fist?? really???

I thought I'd be able to squeeze that little one in unnoticed

 

[kelli]

I thought I'd be able to squeeze that little one in unnoticed

you thought wrong. nothing slips past me.

 

[ghost62]

I thought I'd be able to squeeze that little one in unnoticed

That in itself sounds dirty.
Perfect fit for this thread

 

[Ace]

Plumbing: ball cock
Brass nipple
joint compound
Laying pipe

other: yank pull snatched tweak

 

[Hobby Kid]

That in itself sounds dirty.
Perfect fit for this thread

Hahaha you know, I've learned to keep a completely straight face when teaching a smoker about vaping or it's all gonna fall totally apart

 

[Hobby Kid]

Plumbing: ball cock
Brass nipple
joint compound
Laying pipe

other: yank pull snatched tweak

Snatch! I love that word! ... Snatch!

 

[Ace]

I actually typed snatch but my prude phone auto correct snuck in the change.

Snatch! I love that word! ... Snatch!

 

[Hobby Kid]

I actually typed snatch but my prude phone auto correct snuck in the change.

(Trying to keep with the the thread's theme)

So you must be sitting on an Apple?

 

[Ace]

Sweet and salty nut bar
dykes (diagonal pliers)
Give it a good whack

Android

 

[Ace]

Spanakopita

 

[Gonzi]

sweating pipes
bouncy ball
melons
nipple (as in baby bottle or hydraulic fitting)
motherboard
come over
blunt tip

 

[Gonzi]

http://vapingunderground.com/threads/bacon-tits.1025/unread

 

[Hobby Kid]

Sausage in a bun heh heh

 

[Gonzi]

pork

 

[Ace]

Black hole
glory hole
Blow hole
Ftm coupling (female to male)
spigot
going downtown
sneak in the back door

 

[Ace]

Creamy thick head...on my beer

 

[Ace]

Winnie the pooh
Go deep
he...could. ..go...all...The ...way!
The mustard slipped off the hot dog
sticky wickets
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter

 

[Huckleberried]

succumb

 

[Ace]

Manhole
soft opening
Do you want white meat or dark meat?
Finger lickin good

If you purchase a certain suv you are paying for a hummer

 

[Huckleberried]

There's a lot of talk of BMs in a vaping forum.

 

[Ace]

There's a lot of talk of BMs in a vaping forum.

Because that bm has the best juice i ever tasted...

 

[ghost62]

I lose sleep at nights wondering if anal retentive is hyphenated...

Huck... thanks for the like. Only took a whole day for someone to get the joke!