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Hawkizefan

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Kind of unusual for you to have a taste for raw fish. My son-in-law doesn't care for anything oriental - meat and potatoes all the way for him. . . .

You asking me to be your honorary son-in-law????


<<<putting pants back on....touch of aftershave...doing that breath thing where you huff into your hand and sniff to see if your breath stinks...which is funny...cuz you know your breath stinks, but you do this.....
Kinda like farting and wafting it towards your face thinking it might smell like nachos.....American nachos...not Tijauna nachos....>>>.........
 

Hawkizefan

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Congrats Merbear, he's beautiful. :)

Sorry you are going through this Always, I can empathize as I have been going through something similar for about a year and a half, not sure exactly what it is because I don't do doctors, but I think I am going to have to soon. It's either IBS or gall bladder I'm sure with a family history of gall bladder problems. The good side is over that year and a half I have lost over 20 lbs.

I've been so quiet lately for a number of reasons, some I won't talk about. The last 2 weeks though have just been upsetting, not for personal reasons but because I am a compassionate person. Last week an idiot school bus driver killed 6 babies and injured a whole bunch more, 2 still in critical condition after 11 days. A total jerk with a history of reckless driving and complaints from kids and parents for doing thinks like screaming profanities at the kids and slamming on the breaks and knocking them out of their seats, complaints to the school did nothing, one of the babies said just before the wreck he hollered " are you ready to die". Kindergarteners through 5th grade. Yes he has been charged with 6 counts of vehicular homicide, hopefully that number doesn't grow.
Then if that wasn't bad enough Gatliburg had a terribe firestorm Monday night, so far 1000 homes and businesses gone, 13 people dead and they haven't finished the recovery operation, expect more.
Then Tuesday night we had 5 tornadoes, 5 more dead. The closest was about 20 miles, maybe closer as I am just guessing.

I'm ready for this to stop.
Dog that thing about quiet people really hits home, I am definitely a quiet person living with one who never stops talking.

Happy birthdays to those I've missed and hugs to all that need one. :)

Really sorry miss Claudia......for what it's worth, I put in a quick prayer for you.
Who knows......maybe it will help. Been following the bus thingy and the fire thingy....tornados on top of that is terrible.
Hope you are safe and sound!
 

Hawkizefan

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My neighbor just pissed me off,,,,,,
Don't think she knows me very well......

She POUNDED on my door.....to inform me that my trash can was still, not only at the end of my driveway....but partially in the street.
Think I'll pull it back up.....then POUND on her door to thank her for bringing it to my attention.....lol....and I really mean POUND on her door.
I'm bored and that just gave me an option............

Bitch......rake your leaves and put a fall time mow on........
 

embee

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Congrats Merbear, he's beautiful. :)

Sorry you are going through this Always, I can empathize as I have been going through something similar for about a year and a half, not sure exactly what it is because I don't do doctors, but I think I am going to have to soon. It's either IBS or gall bladder I'm sure with a family history of gall bladder problems. The good side is over that year and a half I have lost over 20 lbs.

I've been so quiet lately for a number of reasons, some I won't talk about. The last 2 weeks though have just been upsetting, not for personal reasons but because I am a compassionate person. Last week an idiot school bus driver killed 6 babies and injured a whole bunch more, 2 still in critical condition after 11 days. A total jerk with a history of reckless driving and complaints from kids and parents for doing thinks like screaming profanities at the kids and slamming on the breaks and knocking them out of their seats, complaints to the school did nothing, one of the babies said just before the wreck he hollered " are you ready to die". Kindergarteners through 5th grade. Yes he has been charged with 6 counts of vehicular homicide, hopefully that number doesn't grow.
Then if that wasn't bad enough Gatliburg had a terribe firestorm Monday night, so far 1000 homes and businesses gone, 13 people dead and they haven't finished the recovery operation, expect more.
Then Tuesday night we had 5 tornadoes, 5 more dead. The closest was about 20 miles, maybe closer as I am just guessing.

I'm ready for this to stop.
Dog that thing about quiet people really hits home, I am definitely a quiet person living with one who never stops talking.

Happy birthdays to those I've missed and hugs to all that need one. :)
((((Claudia))))
Life is really shitty sometimes. Hope things start looking up. XOXOX
 

keithu2

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You asking me to be your honorary son-in-law????


<<<putting pants back on....touch of aftershave...doing that breath thing where you huff into your hand and sniff to see if your breath stinks...which is funny...cuz you know your breath stinks, but you do this.....
Kinda like farting and wafting it towards your face thinking it might smell like nachos.....American nachos...not Tijauna nachos....>>>.........


You're already my brother from a different mother, so you can be whatever you want as long as you put your pants back on . . . :hug:
 

Hawkizefan

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I think my neighbor hates me.
She apparently doesn't like somebody POUNDING on HER door as much as SHE likes pounding on somebody else's door.

Bitch....

Apparently I'm going to get to meet her husband when he gets home. I told her to make sure he had a beer or sammich in his hand if he knocks on my door.....
 

embee

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I think my neighbor hates me.
She apparently doesn't like somebody POUNDING on HER door as much as SHE likes pounding on somebody else's door.

Bitch....

Apparently I'm going to get to meet her husband when he gets home. I told her to make sure he had a beer or sammich in his hand if he knocks on my door.....
I think time off may not be all that good for you.
Starting fights with the neighbors...? LOL. Hawkie's feeling froggy.

Have you ever seen someone with really short, fat fingers typing? I went to the PO today and the guy who helped me was a little chubby dude with the stubbiest fingers I've ever seen. Watching him type was like watching dueling sausages. :giggle:
 

keithu2

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I think time off may not be all that good for you.
Starting fights with the neighbors...? LOL. Hawkie's feeling froggy.

Have you ever seen someone with really short, fat fingers typing? I went to the PO today and the guy who helped me was a little chubby dude with the stubbiest fingers I've ever seen. Watching him type was like watching dueling sausages. :giggle:



I don't think there was enough mercury in the tuna and/or too much wasabi . . . .
 

Hawkizefan

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I think time off may not be all that good for you.
Starting fights with the neighbors...? LOL. Hawkie's feeling froggy.

Have you ever seen someone with really short, fat fingers typing? I went to the PO today and the guy who helped me was a little chubby dude with the stubbiest fingers I've ever seen. Watching him type was like watching dueling sausages. :giggle:

It's not me.....really....
Just met her husband. First thing out of his mouth was "I'm so sorry".....
Told him it was kosh......but if she ever feels the need to assault my front door again I'll drop kick her into the street.
He laughed........
When I say she POUNDED on my door.....that just doesn't convey what she did. I'm guessing a SWAT team might come close to what she did if they went ape shit crazy trying to get in.....it was totally inappropriate.

And now I'm wearing my asshat and have nowhere to go....lol..
 

embee

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It's not me.....really....
Just met her husband. First thing out of his mouth was "I'm so sorry".....
Told him it was kosh......but if she ever feels the need to assault my front door again I'll drop kick her into the street.
He laughed........
When I say she POUNDED on my door.....that just doesn't convey what she did. I'm guessing a SWAT team might come close to what she did if they went ape shit crazy trying to get in.....it was totally inappropriate.

And now I'm wearing my asshat and have nowhere to go....lol..
Poor guy. He has to live with her.
Maybe bring HIM a sammich.

And you don't have to explain. I know you wouldn't pick a fight. :blowkiss:
 

DogMan

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Our door is difficult to hear being knocked on.

If people knock gently. She gets angry she can't hear them.

If people pound on the door, she yells "Geez. Knock loud enough? I'm bloody well coming and hear you ffs"

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SaintSkinny51792

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I think my neighbor hates me.
She apparently doesn't like somebody POUNDING on HER door as much as SHE likes pounding on somebody else's door.

Bitch....

Apparently I'm going to get to meet her husband when he gets home. I told her to make sure he had a beer or sammich in his hand if he knocks on my door.....
Doesn't the Bible say to smother thy neighbors wife? and thy neighbor? And thy neighbors annoying friends with loud mufflers?
 

SaintSkinny51792

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It's not me.....really....
Just met her husband. First thing out of his mouth was "I'm so sorry".....
Told him it was kosh......but if she ever feels the need to assault my front door again I'll drop kick her into the street.
He laughed........
When I say she POUNDED on my door.....that just doesn't convey what she did. I'm guessing a SWAT team might come close to what she did if they went ape shit crazy trying to get in.....it was totally inappropriate.

And now I'm wearing my asshat and have nowhere to go....lol..
And I don't care what anyone says, you look very handsome in your asshat.

Did you get that little "fight or flight" feeling when you heard the door? I can imagine myself opening the door ready to fight and hearing 'I'm sorry' just to be disappointed that the aliens kidnapped Sants's elves. Or something similar.

Morning boofs!
 

SaintSkinny51792

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Hmmmmmmmm.....<<<chin rub>>>.......
Probably going to need to see a picture of Mom to accurately postulate this one.
Totally non-creepy request.....as far as you know......just sayin.........



Lol..........

You and I haven't hung out much....have we?
Lol....
I think that the only picture she would allow me to put up would be one of her modeling days if she could find em
 

always9988

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Morning knuckles. Made my heart smile to see all the shenanigans again.

Happy birthday taki! Belly scritches for you.

Happy belated birthday herky! Belly scritches for you (and an extra one for hawkie)

((((((Claudia)))))

Off to work. One week left, and only working because of shiny pills. I'm exhausted and don't wanna do this. But of course duty calls.
 

Hawkizefan

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Morning knucks!

Hey hawk, go fetch your trash can.

Lol....she left an apology note on our front door some time yesterday.
Apparently she was having a bad day and wanted to share.
We're not in a fancy neighborhood and have no covenants about such things, so not sure why a butt-bug burrowed into her about my trash can. There were cans all up and down the street. Must be latent anger over some other issue, but have no idea what it could be. 2 doors down and have had absolutely no interaction with them.
On the positive side, I apparently impressed upon her how to approach door knocking at my abode.
She wrote that if was any consolation to me that she "injured" her hand "knocking" on my door.
 

2pak2zero

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Lol....she left an apology note on our front door some time yesterday.
Apparently she was having a bad day and wanted to share.
We're not in a fancy neighborhood and have no covenants about such things, so not sure why a butt-bug burrowed into her about my trash can. There were cans all up and down the street. Must be latent anger over some other issue, but have no idea what it could be. 2 doors down and have had absolutely no interaction with them.
On the positive side, I apparently impressed upon her how to approach door knocking at my abode.
She wrote that if was any consolation to me that she "injured" her hand "knocking" on my door.

I'm guessing, she thinks you let your dogs shit in her yard when you walk them.
If you don't, you should start.
 

Hawkizefan

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Yesterday the weather man called for a rain/snow mix......turning to just rain by mid morning.
I have about 4" of "rain" to deal with. I also slipped on said rain at midnight last night during a Herk poopy run.
Down 3 steps before I could even think. Bump on my lower back and a wrist issue.

Hope my neighbor didn't see that.
 

2pak2zero

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Yesterday the weather man called for a rain/snow mix......turning to just rain by mid morning.
I have about 4" of "rain" to deal with. I also slipped on said rain at midnight last night during a Herk poopy run.
Down 3 steps before I could even think. Bump on my lower back and a wrist issue.

Hope my neighbor didn't see that.

Damn, exactly what happened to peng. Hope you come through it luckier than she did.
 

embee

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Hi knucklebutts.
Hawkie, I hope you're okay, and I'm glad your neighbor recognized the error of her ways.
I still think her husband deserves a sammich.

My dog is shedding like crazy these days. I want to try to vacuum her but she's afraid of the noise.

On the plus side, I went to Sam's Club yesterday and gorged myself on cheesecake samples. The sample lady heard me say "woohoo!" when I saw her, and thought that was funny enough to let me have a few extras. Woohoo!
 

Hawkizefan

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Damn, exactly what happened to peng. Hope you come through it luckier than she did.

Back hurt more at first but it's better now. Slight discoloring is all.
Didn't know I hurt the wrist at first, but think maybe I just hyperextended my pinkie.....
Slight nagging pain when I move it but pretty sure no breakage.
I left a pretty awesome "chalk outline" in the sloppy wet snow on the patio.
 

Merbear

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Back hurt more at first but it's better now. Slight discoloring is all.
Didn't know I hurt the wrist at first, but think maybe I just hyperextended my pinkie.....
Slight nagging pain when I move it but pretty sure no breakage.
I left a pretty awesome "chalk outline" in the sloppy wet snow on the patio.
((((Hawkie dearest)))) be carefuller:)
Your neighbor/trash can saga has had me in giggles!
 

always9988

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Evening boof heads hope all are well. All is good here, despite the pain problems have been happier the last few weeks than I've ever been. Getting things ready for this surgery and for Christmas, next few weeks will be hectic. Smooches y'all

And hawkie you better be careful. Don't make me come down there and beat on your door and kick your butt
 

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