Redheaded Stepchildren

[Hawkizefan]

Everybody be puttin on their big girl panties.

We’re currently letting the stinking Rockies win to give you false hope…
heh heh heh….devious plan.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Go Dodgers?


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Yes.
ultimate Cali team.
lol…


Sup poi boi?
Feetsball season.
are the Rainbow Warriors tearing it up?

 

[keithu2]

Yes.
ultimate Cali team.
lol…


Sup poi boi?
Feetsball season.
are the Rainbow Warriors tearing it up?

Cali teams need to move to a respectable state like Iowa or something.

Feetsball doesn’t do it for me.
Aloha Stadium got condemned, so the warriors play at their campus. Governor decreed no spectators, but they play like butterflies so no big deal.


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[Hawkizefan]

Cali teams need to move to a respectable state like Iowa or something.

Feetsball doesn’t do it for me.
Aloha Stadium got condemned, so the warriors play at their campus. Governor decreed no spectators, but they play like butterflies so no big deal.


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My answers to the above….

Yay
Boo
Boo
Boo
Boo

Iowa played the Warriors in the late 80s. We were preseason top 5.
we came home NOT top 5. Think the Warriors made Iowa wear huli skirts on their way outta town.

 

[Merbear]

Go Dodgers?


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Whaaaaaa???

 

[Merbear]

Yes.
ultimate Cali team.
lol…


Sup poi boi?
Feetsball season.
are the Rainbow Warriors tearing it up?

Y’all have lost your minds
lol
pewpheads.

 

[DogMan]

Should totally be a team called the donkeys

 

[Merbear]

Should totally be a team called the donkeys

Doesn’t Hawkie and donkey rhyme??

 

[Hawkizefan]

Doesn’t Hawkie and donkey rhyme??

I got a rhyme for you grannybears.

 

[Merbear]

I got a rhyme for you grannybears.

Yeah yeah yeah

 

[Hawkizefan]

Yeah yeah yeah

My BRAVES didn’t lose tonight.
they got that going for them.

 

[Merbear]

My BRAVES didn’t lose tonight.
they got that going for them.

Got me there

 

[Merbear]

Our next 9 game winning streak starts with YOUR Braves!
so there.

 

[DogMan]

I got a rhyme for you grannybears.

Yeah yeah yeah

My BRAVES didn’t lose tonight.
they got that going for them.

Got me there

Our next 9 game winning streak starts with YOUR Braves!
so there.

all of the above? what she said

 

[Hawkizefan]

Our next 9 game winning streak starts with YOUR Braves!
so there.

Yeah, yeah….gotta nother rhyme for you.
what rhymes with chweep?
like in chweep the huddies?

 

[Hawkizefan]

all of the above? what she said

Stop picking sides and go put on something black and gold for tomorrow’s HAWKEYE game.

 

[Merbear]

Yeah, yeah….gotta nother rhyme for you.
what rhymes with chweep?
like in chweep the huddies?

You’re a chweep.

 

[DogMan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Coffee

I think that my rhyme is good

 

[Hawkizefan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Coffee

I think that my rhyme is good

Longfellowish…..poet extraordinaire…
do one with …
there was a young man from Nantucket…..

 

[Hawkizefan]

You’re a chweep.

I’m feeling it.
think my BRAVES have been layin low getting ready to blow up…..
just sayin….

 

[keithu2]

Longfellowish…..poet extraordinaire…
do one with …
there was a young man from Nantucket…..

His last name was Huddy
So was not Hawkie’s buddy
And that’s why he told him to f#*€ it


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[DogMan]

Mary had a little fucking goat
He wore a Hawkeyes thong
And giants stilletos
And played golf

 

[keithu2]

Mary had a little fucking goat
He wore a Hawkeyes thong
And giants stilletos
And played golf

Epic use of iambic pentameter!


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[Hawkizefan]

His last name was Huddy
So was not Hawkie’s buddy
And that’s why he told him to f#*€ it


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Lol…
I see a future in greeting cards for you.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Mary had a little fucking goat
He wore a Hawkeyes thong
And giants stilletos
And played golf

I want that on a t-shirt.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Epic use of iambic pentameter!


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That sounds sooo sexxxxy…..
do more.

 

[Hawkizefan]

I notice a lack of grannybears prior to the big game tonight.
im guessing she dancing naked in the back yard….hopping on 1 foot…swinging a dead chicken over her head and chanting “Huddy, Huddy, traitorous bastard Huddy”…. You know…a normal Friday evening.
she’s probably getting ready for the game as well.

 

[Merbear]

I notice a lack of grannybears prior to the big game tonight.
im guessing she dancing naked in the back yard….hopping on 1 foot…swinging a dead chicken over her head and chanting “Huddy, Huddy, traitorous bastard Huddy”…. You know…a normal Friday evening.
she’s probably getting ready for the game as well.

Ah god, not the dead chicken

sorry but I always have to laugh at dead chickens…’cause of the time my brother’s dog killed a chicken and bro beat the dog with the dead chicken…no more dead chickens!

sorry, where were we???

 

[Merbear]

PSA. I don’t endorse beating dogs, with or without a dead chicken.

 

[Merbear]

PPSA.
but it’s a damn funny family story

 

[keithu2]

Ah god, not the dead chicken

sorry but I always have to laugh at dead chickens…’cause of the time my brother’s dog killed a chicken and bro beat the dog with the dead chicken…no more dead chickens!

sorry, where were we???

You are hopping around with a dead chicken doing pre-game bunco and baseball incantations.


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[DogMan]

This is a contact tracing check in QR code for a public toilet. Not even a multiple stall or urinals one.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Ah god, not the dead chicken

sorry but I always have to laugh at dead chickens…’cause of the time my brother’s dog killed a chicken and bro beat the dog with the dead chicken…no more dead chickens!

sorry, where were we???

You also have a future in greeting cards.
that one would be a hit in Alabama.

 

[Merbear]

You are hopping around with a dead chicken doing pre-game bunco and baseball incantations.


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Yes and am ‘zausted!

 

[Merbear]

You also have a future in greeting cards.
that one would be a hit in Alabama.

LMAOROFL

 

[DogMan]

You also have a future in greeting cards.
that one would be a hit in Alabama.

Current state of the linocut Xmas cards I am making for friends and family

 

[Hawkizefan]

I fall asleep and when I wake up I find that MLB is running an investigation into the flagrant cheating of the huddies against the saintly BRAVES.
I havent figured it all out yet but apparently it involved spit balls (I’ll say no more about that) dead poultry and multiple puppy violations.
very disturbing.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Current state of the linocut Xmas cards I am making for friends and family

I’m betting you’ll be hearing from Hallmark very soon. Hold out for top $$$$.
I did notice very little rhyming in it.

 

[DogMan]

I’m betting you’ll be hearing from Hallmark very soon. Hold out for top $$$$.
I did notice very little rhyming in it.

Rhyming isn't just words. Visual rhyming is similar curves etc

Night

 

[Hawkizefan]

Rhyming isn't just words. Visual rhyming is similar curves etc

Night

Nite, nite.
Have HAWKEYE dreams.
btw….down under Tory Taylor has been AWESOME with his punting skills for the HAWKEYES.

 

[DogMan]

Nite, nite.
Have HAWKEYE dreams.
btw….down under Tory Taylor has been AWESOME with his punting skills for the HAWKEYES.

That is good

I googled him and he is from Melbourne. Lots of punting in the school yard here

 

[Merbear]

I fall asleep and when I wake up I find that MLB is running an investigation into the flagrant cheating of the huddies against the saintly BRAVES.
I havent figured it all out yet but apparently it involved spit balls (I’ll say no more about that) dead poultry and multiple puppy violations.
very disturbing.

LOSER

 

[Merbear]

Not really just last night!

 

[Merbear]

What a game tho right???
how could you sleep????
️

 

[Merbear]

And just so EVERYONE knows, you were beaten by a pinch-hitting pitcher…hahahahahahaha

 

[Merbear]

Doggie, pitchers are notoriously bad hitters.
well, except for Madbum, but he’s one of a kind.
like 2 homers in one game kind.

 

[keithu2]

Doggie, pitchers are notoriously bad hitters.
well, except for Madbum, but he’s one of a kind.
like 2 homers in one game kind.

Unfair advantage to use incantations , dancing and a dead chicken. Big juju there.


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[Hawkizefan]

What a game tho right???
how could you sleep????
️

I had been up nearly 20 hours…worked…mowed yard…
Im no spring chicken like you.

 

[Hawkizefan]

And just so EVERYONE knows, you were beaten by a pinch-hitting pitcher…hahahahahahaha

You guys were pinching our pitchers?

 

[DogMan]

I had been up nearly 20 hours…worked…mowed yard…
Im no spring chicken like you.

Probably a good thing. Being killed then used as a weapon is never good