Redheaded Stepchildren

[gopher_byrd]

Fuck Minnesota! Do people really live there on purpose?

Upper 30s Tuesday so the dirt roads were muddy. Then back to single digit lows and highs in 20s on Wednesday and Thursday. I'm sooooo ready for Spring!

At least I'll be home this week and it will be in the 70s all week!

 

[Hawkizefan]

Put those thongs on.
tip off upcoming.
Stoopid Indiana hosers.

 

[DogMan]

Put those thongs on.
tip off upcoming.
Stoopid Indiana hosers.

tip off like tip off the police that keith is being naughty?

 

[Hawkizefan]

tip off like tip off the police that keith is being naughty?

Noooo…
tip off in b-ball is good.
tipping off the police on Keif is being a tattletale or a narc and is bad.
Better to tell grannybears and let her scold him.




btw….what did poi boi do?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Everybody relaunder those feathered thongs and get ready for the Big10 championship game tomorrow. To bed early as well and go easy on all opioids tonight. Lesser drugs and liquor only. We need everybody at their best.
that’s an order and that is all.

chop chop

 

[DogMan]

Everybody relaunder those feathered thongs and get ready for the Big10 championship game tomorrow. To bed early as well and go easy on all opioids tonight. Lesser drugs and liquor only. We need everybody at their best.
that’s an order and that is all.

chop chop

Done

Hopefully goph will at least flash some man boob this week

 

[Hawkizefan]

Done

Hopefully goph will at least flash some man boob this week

One can only hope.

 

[DogMan]

 

[DogMan]

I blame Huddy for the middle pic

 

[DogMan]

3 cheers for granny

Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray

 

[gopher_byrd]

Not mine, I'm not as well endowed...

 

[DogMan]

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Not mine, I'm not as well endowed...

If that doesn't inspire the hawkeyes, I honestly don't know what will

 

[Merbear]

3 cheers for granny

Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray

Silly, silly Doggie

 

[DogMan]

Silly, silly Doggie

Rawr. I am only wearing a crocheted dabo holder. Not even a thong

It is a bit itchy

 

[Merbear]

I got to watch the big-headed baby’s little brother have his second tball practice…ahhh…11 wild little kids (one girl) on a baseball diamond knowing nothin’. Running wrong way (not Cody) kicking dirt and sliding into the pile to get that infield ball (always Cody)
Patient (and hunky…young and hunky) dads…
ahhh baseball…glad I’m not the team mom anymore! ️

 

[Merbear]

Rawr. I am only wearing a crocheted dabo holder. Not even a thong

It is a bit itchy

Silly AND itchy

 

[DogMan]

I got to watch the big-headed baby’s little brother have his second tball practice…ahhh…11 wild little kids (one girl) on a baseball diamond knowing nothin’. Running wrong way (not Cody) kicking dirt and sliding into the pile to get that infield ball (always Cody)
Patient (and hunky…young and hunky) dads…
ahhh baseball…glad I’m not the team mom anymore! ️

Tackle em on 3rd base Cody. Defence

 

[Hawkizefan]

Feathered thong prep should be done by now.
dead chicken swinging @ 10:00am
playing side 1 of physical graffiti @ 10:45
lunch @ 12:00 noon….sharp…crunchy peanut butter and American cheese on wheat toast with Fritos…plain…no damn dip.
1:00pm….shower..shave…new silver blue blade, cella shave soap, BOAR BRUSH..not synthetic and a healthy splash of pinaud clubman special reserve.
any remaining time til 2:30 tip-off shall be spent putting HAWKEYE gear on the pet of your choice. If you don’t have a pet…borrow one. If borrowing isn’t an option then purchase.
final minute before tip to be spent chanting the mantra of the day “Fuck Purdue too” and absolutely no consuming boilermakers today.

A few simple rules I expect all of you to follow even though I have no doubt that y’all have already prepared these few common sense pregame rituals.
You're cooperation is expected and appreciated.


****all times are CST..AMERICAN CST….NOT SWEDISH, NOT KOALAN….NOT MINNESOTAN…UMMM, YEAH T IS MINNESOTAN. BUT FUCK MINNESOTA TOO.****


chop chop

 

[Hawkizefan]

The BIG10 champions, the IOWA HAWKEYES, would like to thank you for your support.

The mens team won today joining the HAWKEYE women who won the womens BIG10 title 1 week ago on the same floor in Indianapolis.

Thongs off until March madness begins.

 

[DogMan]

The BIG10 champions, the IOWA HAWKEYES, would like to thank you for your support.

The mens team won today joining the HAWKEYE women who won the womens BIG10 title 1 week ago on the same floor in Indianapolis.

Thongs off until March madness begins.

Congrats hawkie

Next stop, truck

It's all comin up hawkie

 

[Hawkizefan]

Congrats hawkie

Next stop, truck

It's all comin up hawkie

Getting this truck finalized this week would be awesome.
You don’t happen to own a Ford thong do you?

 

[DogMan]

 

[DogMan]

New official team knuckledom thongs

 

[DogMan]

i'm pretty much out of conversation

i have nothing

what are salaries like, in MLB? i'm just thinking for cody

 

[gopher_byrd]

I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing...

 

[Hawkizefan]

Damn knuckles

 

[Hawkizefan]

Damn dirty knuckles

 

[Hawkizefan]

Dirty, dirty knuckles

 

[gopher_byrd]

Better than an knuckle sammich...

 

[Hawkizefan]

Better than an knuckle sammich...

We keep grannybears around to make sammichs.
Dirty Betty taught her.

 

[Hawkizefan]

My feathered thong shrunk in the wash.
Its very exciting.

 

[DogMan]

Couple of hours until first bounce

Doggies are opening the season with grand final rematch

Dog hair thongs on. Maximum thickness 4 strands of hair, for your reference

We will lose. And probably have a few career ending injuries to key players

But woooooo

 

[Hawkizefan]

Couple of hours until first bounce

Doggies are opening the season with grand final rematch

Dog hair thongs on. Maximum thickness 4 strands of hair, for your reference

We will lose. And probably have a few career ending injuries to key players

But woooooo

That’s the spirit.
woo woo…..

 

[DogMan]

football is stupid

sports are stupid

stupid things are stupid

this 4 strand dog hair thong is probably dry clean only. Which is stupid

 

[gopher_byrd]

Stupid is as stupid does...

 

[Hawkizefan]

football is stupid

sports are stupid

stupid things are stupid

this 4 strand dog hair thong is probably dry clean only. Which is stupid

Stoopid is stupid.
and that 4 strand….grrrrrrrrr….

 

[Hawkizefan]

Speculating And pondering…..
Grannybears being MIA….
Do you think it’s because of my thong wearing prowess….
or perhaps the uniqueness and rarity of the down under 4 strand….
does the 4 strand frighten her?
or perhaps a little HAWKEYE jealousy while doubling down on the heinous Huddy?
Maybe the comment about her being our sammich maker?

thoughts…just fleeting thoughts. Things I wonder while I wander…in a circle…trying to figure out what brought me to the refrigerator with a 3/4 cup measuring cup in my left hand.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Before I forget.
Green thongs tomorrow….
Heres to hoping somebody kisses the blarney stones.

 

[DogMan]

hope granny is ok

she does sometimes take time out. Just to take sexy back and be amazing

other times she'll report health issues

 

[Merbear]

The BIG10 champions, the IOWA HAWKEYES, would like to thank you for your support.

The mens team won today joining the HAWKEYE women who won the womens BIG10 title 1 week ago on the same floor in Indianapolis.

Thongs off until March madness begins.

Yay Hawkie and Hawkeyes!!!

 

[Merbear]

New official team knuckledom thongs

Oh Doggie…what are we gonna do with you…

 

[Merbear]

I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing...

Only our favorite back in the day!

 

[Merbear]

Couple of hours until first bounce

Doggies are opening the season with grand final rematch

Dog hair thongs on. Maximum thickness 4 strands of hair, for your reference

We will lose. And probably have a few career ending injuries to key players

But woooooo

Go Doggies! Go first bounce!

 

[Merbear]

Speculating And pondering…..
Grannybears being MIA….
Do you think it’s because of my thong wearing prowess….
or perhaps the uniqueness and rarity of the down under 4 strand….
does the 4 strand frighten her?
or perhaps a little HAWKEYE jealousy while doubling down on the heinous Huddy?
Maybe the comment about her being our sammich maker?

thoughts…just fleeting thoughts. Things I wonder while I wander…in a circle…trying to figure out what brought me to the refrigerator with a 3/4 cup measuring cup in my left hand.

The four-strand made me hide under the bed a few days.
but it was ok cause Huddy was there too

 

[Merbear]

hope granny is ok

she does sometimes take time out. Just to take sexy back and be amazing

other times she'll report health issues

That’s me…taking sexy back…or at least remembering what it was.

 

[Merbear]

Before I forget.
Green thongs tomorrow….
Heres to hoping somebody kisses the blarney stones.

Ummmm Hawkie, we have a MAJOR problem…you swore you would throw your body in front of Freddie to keep him yours, and INSTEAD you let him get KIDNAPPED by the evil evil Dodgers. WHAT we’re you thinking???
oh the horror

 

[DogMan]

Ummmm Hawkie, we have a MAJOR problem…you swore you would throw your body in front of Freddie to keep him yours, and INSTEAD you let him get KIDNAPPED by the evil evil Dodgers. WHAT we’re you thinking???
oh the horror

I totally know the answer to this but want it clarified for Keith and gopher. But are we off the Freddie bandwagon?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Ummmm Hawkie, we have a MAJOR problem…you swore you would throw your body in front of Freddie to keep him yours, and INSTEAD you let him get KIDNAPPED by the evil evil Dodgers. WHAT we’re you thinking???
oh the horror

Freddie’s dead….that’s what I said.

Went the way of Huddy.
Forever known…henceforth as Fruddy.
Let it be known, let it be written.

Fruddies dead….that’s what I said.

 

[Hawkizefan]

I totally know the answer to this but want it clarified for Keith and gopher. But are we off the Freddie bandwagon?

Off the bandwagon.
Bandwagon chopped up and burnt.

Damn fruddie.

 

[gopher_byrd]

That’s me…taking sexy back…or at least remembering what it was.

Could probably teach us all a thing or two...