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Hawkizefan

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Lmao that’s what I said.
Fruddy?🤣😩🤣
There use to be a soul type song in the late 60s or 70s that had the lyrics “Freddie’s dead..that’s what I said”. From this day forward, whenever fruddie comes up, that song will resonate in my massively empty cranium.

Thanks fruddie…you money smooching bastard.
Hope your bat goes ice cold and that hot wife randomly meets me and my feathered thong…..before she runs into Dog and his elegant 4 hair.
Lmao that’s what I said.
Fruddy?🤣😩🤣
Fruddie is a bastardous combination of Freddie and Huddy……
emphasis on that bastard part.
 

keithu2

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There use to be a soul type song in the late 60s or 70s that had the lyrics “Freddie’s dead..that’s what I said”. From this day forward, whenever fruddie comes up, that song will resonate in my massively empty cranium.

Thanks fruddie…you money smooching bastard.
Hope your bat goes ice cold and that hot wife randomly meets me and my feathered thong…..before she runs into Dog and his elegant 4 hair.

Fruddie is a bastardous combination of Freddie and Huddy……
emphasis on that bastard part.

Curtis Mayfield from the Superfly lp.
Along with Marvin Gaye, Ohio Players and whatever other get high music at the time.
College life


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DogMan

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I think that I am forever scared to trust again, after Freddie

Meanwhile, I have incredibly attractive eye inflammation going. I think I am allergic to my new pillow

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gopher_byrd

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Poor Keith, poooor, poooooor Keith...

So do trucks in HI have sleeper cabs? I can't see a reason for one. Do they have truck stops in HI? Again, I can't see a reason for one. But, I could be missing something or not...
 

gopher_byrd

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Fuck taxes!

Yes I'm doing taxes today and it sucks.

Federal taxes sucks.

State taxes for two states because I spend too much time in MN and live in CA sucks.

Maybe I need a tax thong except it would end up poking me in someplace it ain't supposed to... That's just the way gooberment works... Which sucks!
 

Hawkizefan

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Fuck taxes!

Yes I'm doing taxes today and it sucks.

Federal taxes sucks.

State taxes for two states because I spend too much time in MN and live in CA sucks.

Maybe I need a tax thong except it would end up poking me in someplace it ain't supposed to... That's just the way gooberment works... Which sucks!
Lol….tax thong….lol…
somewhere in there is a great song sung to the tune of the Beatles “tax man”
with taxing thong lyrics.

p.s.
I got $$$ back this year for the first time in a long time.
 

DogMan

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State taxes sound terrible

Our income tax is only federal. State, we just have gst goods and services tax of 10% on everything

My favourite is that exises are apparently a good or service. So we pay 10% on other taxes, like tobacco. Paying tax on tax is a sad State of play
 

Hawkizefan

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State taxes sound terrible

Our income tax is only federal. State, we just have gst goods and services tax of 10% on everything

My favourite is that exises are apparently a good or service. So we pay 10% on other taxes, like tobacco. Paying tax on tax is a sad State of play
It sucks. You pay income tax then tax on whatever you buy. Tax, tax, tax….



I blame fruddie….and Huddy…..
bastards
 

DogMan

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i think that my case manager sees me as older than i am. She sees a treasuretrove of worldly experience

maybe i am that old

after 3 appointments, she pointed out that she is "obviously pregnant" *sticks out belly* and going on maternity leave soon

i had never noticed her tummy. She has a captivating gaze and i've always just looked her in the eye. So i had a funny little "heh, i guess you are"
 

Hawkizefan

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i think that my case manager sees me as older than i am. She sees a treasuretrove of worldly experience

maybe i am that old

after 3 appointments, she pointed out that she is "obviously pregnant" *sticks out belly* and going on maternity leave soon

i had never noticed her tummy. She has a captivating gaze and i've always just looked her in the eye. So i had a funny little "heh, i guess you are"
Are you gently leading your way into some info you want to tell us?😏
”captivating gaze”…..never called it…or them…that before but…ok….captivating gaze it is.
Now if you will excuse me…the local hoochie mama weather girl is on and I want to stare at her captivating gazes for a little bit.
 

DogMan

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Are you gently leading your way into some info you want to tell us?😏
”captivating gaze”…..never called it…or them…that before but…ok….captivating gaze it is.
Now if you will excuse me…the local hoochie mama weather girl is on and I want to stare at her captivating gazes for a little bit.
1st appointment i told her that i had previously used pot extensively, and she asked "was that in your youth?"

and she keeps commenting how much life experience i have

but, she has these beady eyes that look like someone's eyes who really pays attention and enjoys her job
 

Merbear

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1st appointment i told her that i had previously used pot extensively, and she asked "was that in your youth?"

and she keeps commenting how much life experience i have

but, she has these beady eyes that look like someone's eyes who really pays attention and enjoys her job
Aren’t we all in our youth 🙃
 

Hawkizefan

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1st appointment i told her that i had previously used pot extensively, and she asked "was that in your youth?"

and she keeps commenting how much life experience i have

but, she has these beady eyes that look like someone's eyes who really pays attention and enjoys her job
I pretty much lost all interest in everything you said after saying you used pot extensively. You might not believe this but I had lots of very good friends who smoked weed pretty much non stop. Not being one to judge, I just keep my mouth shut and hung out with them….non stop😁
 

keithu2

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I pretty much lost all interest in everything you said after saying you used pot extensively. You might not believe this but I had lots of very good friends who smoked weed pretty much non stop. Not being one to judge, I just keep my mouth shut and hung out with them….non stop

Lots of deep inhalation through the nose will give you the look and the munchies.

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Hawkizefan

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put your 4 strands in to be drry cleaned. You'll need them thursday to take on my sister's carlton blue

blue baggers to their fans. the filth to everyone else

they traditionally have ties to organised crime syndicates

wooooooohooooo
4 strands are prohibited in many states here.
However…rumors have it that grannybears has a 3 strand.
🤫😍
 

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