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Redheaded Stepchildren

DogMan

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Member For 5 Years
Visit wasn't the greatest

20 something nephew has grown up into an entitled little twat

Sister enables him. I get that she is well intentioned. But...

Caramel Slice was okay. Kelly doesn't eat during the day. So I packed hers to take away

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Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Does it count if I’ve been shopping at Amazon for a month or two? I can cite my knee as reason to not go out, shopping or anything. But yay, i can drive again! Not going out shopping though, that’s tooooo much 🙄


Amazon driver: Here are your packages sir.
Me: they’re not my packages and I’m really fucking tired of seeing you.
Driver: lol…I get that a lot. Mainly from men.
Me: I’m sure you’re a good guy, but I’m tired of you being here every day.
Driver: (with a smile) merry Christmas.
Me: fuck you.
Driver: see you tomorrow.
Me: yep…..drive safe.
 

DogMan

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g'night, knuckles

ever wonder why golf broadcasts don't focus on keif as the greatest?

because it's so blatantly obvious

you don't have celebrity cooking shows primarily to discuss the colour of oranges, because it's blatantly obvious

like keif's golfing prowess
 

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