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DogMan

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120°C worked well in my oven. It runs cold so that probably means 110 or something

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Merbear

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Hello there!
still alive, yep I am 😊🙃😊
really watching Olympics, we like lots of skiing and skating stuffs and also Curling 🙃
kids and grandkids going on a cruise, we get to dog sit Archie, their slightly mental boxer rescue. He was in the LA fires, give up by family burned out, and spent time in multiple foster homes etc. they’ve had him for 6+ months. He loves and protects BHB.
should be interesting 😳
 

Hawkizefan

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Been moving furniture and cleaning carpet because the wife wanted to go and “just look” at living room furniture. Apparently “just look” is Midwest wife speak for “I’m buying” and you need to get ready for it. Well…she said “we” need to get ready for it but I already knew “we” means “you” in Midwest wife speak.
Furniture was delivered early this morning and we(me) got it in ***we(me) is Hawktalk for watching the delivery guys lug it in***, and then somebody moved all the peripheral crap (end tables, lamps, tv, Herk toys and bed and such) back in. “Somebody” is Hawktalk for Hawk. I’m tired. She is apparently in better shape….didn’t even break a sweat or pull a muscle.

Now I’m going to make us a nice lunch. And by “us” I mean “me”.
She can make her own or go hungry.
 

gopher_byrd

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Been moving furniture and cleaning carpet because the wife wanted to go and “just look” at living room furniture. Apparently “just look” is Midwest wife speak for “I’m buying” and you need to get ready for it. Well…she said “we” need to get ready for it but I already knew “we” means “you” in Midwest wife speak.
Furniture was delivered early this morning and we(me) got it in ***we(me) is Hawktalk for watching the delivery guys lug it in***, and then somebody moved all the peripheral crap (end tables, lamps, tv, Herk toys and bed and such) back in. “Somebody” is Hawktalk for Hawk. I’m tired. She is apparently in better shape….didn’t even break a sweat or pull a muscle.

Now I’m going to make us a nice lunch. And by “us” I mean “me”.
She can make her own or go hungry.
That "we" is any wife anywhere speak for you or me, it's not location dependent...
 

Hawkizefan

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I have no idea WTF a mogul is*, but we won gold

IN YOUR FACE

*I actually thought it was a historical Asian army

At dirty Betty’s a mogul will cost you $50.
$45 if you use basement Barb. But you have to go through 3 rounds of arm wrestling first so that $5 savings might not be worth it……considering you’ll probably have a broken arm after round 2.
 

DogMan

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Aus Open tennis-check
Winter lympics-check

next?

footy season is really soon. But my team looked lack lustre in the preseason practice matches and I've given up for the year

giants/braves? i forget who the bad guys are

fuck wisconsin is college feetsball, right?

fuck the... dodgers?
 

Hawkizefan

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Aus Open tennis-check
Winter lympics-check

next?

footy season is really soon. But my team looked lack lustre in the preseason practice matches and I've given up for the year

giants/braves? i forget who the bad guys are

fuck wisconsin is college feetsball, right?

fuck the... dodgers?

HAWKEYES, BRAVES > all the rest

And yes….fuck Wisconsin, nebraska and the fleeing Freddies…AKA the dodgers.
 

gopher_byrd

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You old folks will be proud that I am having my first colonoscopy

Hope the doctor at least buys me dinner and a wine. Bet he never calls, the bastard
Your dinner will be Jello at most with water until you have to start drinking the nasty purging stuff. Then your toilet will be your best friend and don't wander far from it... Hopefully your doctor is sorta close. A long bus trip could be challenging...
 

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