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Doggie, your exploits with your lawn have us all waiting with baited breath. You have purpose, well sorta, maybe...
You picked up on that, huh? I thought it was too subtle
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At least someone understands
What could the question have been to generate those 4 answers?
I’m the cleaning lady. I call myself Hazel.
When I cook and serve dinner I call myself Alice.
When I’m a mower I call myself Lawnboy….cuz Toro sounds stupid.
But I don’t do laundry…..to much manly pride.
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What happened to Juan???
Did something happen to Juan, who is hawkie's coffee machine?
down with huddy
up* with bewbs
*followed by down, left, right, up again, jiggle, left
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the above was a draft which i don't remember writing
in today's news, fuck the dodgers x2
today for braves, the 12th for giants
up* with bewbs
*followed by down, left, right, up again, jiggle, left
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the above was a draft which i don't remember writing
in today's news, fuck the dodgers x2
today for braves, the 12th for giants
Internet was down for nearly a day.
Rabbit chewed the cable at the box.
Cables for 8 houses come from that box.
Rabbit only chewed my cable.
Stupid rabbit.
Rabbit stew for supper if I’m lucky.
Rabbit chewed the cable at the box.
Cables for 8 houses come from that box.
Rabbit only chewed my cable.
Stupid rabbit.
Rabbit stew for supper if I’m lucky.
Damn bunny.
To cute to club.
Sat 10’ away from me while I watered plants and listened intently while I scolded him for chewing my cable.
He wiggled his nose at me.
Damn bunny.
To cute to club.
Sat 10’ away from me while I watered plants and listened intently while I scolded him for chewing my cable.
He wiggled his nose at me.
Damn bunny.
SO what she said...
DERP!
I just felt that was needed.
I just felt that was needed.
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*snicker* he said clackers
I must mow tomorrow. I'm very unhappy at this development, as I much preferred my previous plan of daquiris on the beach. Alas, no man bewbs have shown up to do my bidding 
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Your feet with those shoes trying to push a mower will summon a flock of mewbs...
I must mow tomorrow. I'm very unhappy at this development, as I much preferred my previous plan of daquiris on the beach. Alas, no man bewbs have shown up to do my bidding
Your feet with those shoes trying to push a mower will summon a flock of mewbs...
Give me 1 week and I think I will be able to walk normally again.
Steroid shot in the knee and some magic pill and I can hobble…..kinda….
Then I’ll come mow.
Lots of rain moving in, but we need it. Luckily I wobbled through my yard and mowed today.
pics or it isn't true
@Hawkizefan storms? ample jiggling? hope you're OK (and jiggly)
It wasn’t terrible. Much worse just north of here. Another round on tap for late today but weather dude is already saying it won’t be like yesterday.
And I’m so jiggly that I can hardly stand it.
Damn betics. Can’t be trusted. Hide the donuts.
Sorry to hear this. Hopefully type 2 and just keeping an eye on your diet will squash it. I don’t need you getting into my insulin stash.
DON'T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT DONUTS!
I would NEVER speak bad of donuts.
Donuts hold a special place in my cholesterol saturated heart.
Hello…a Huddy curse already…
You’re laconic