Redheaded Stepchildren

[DogMan]

I feel like I no longer have purpose in life now

 

[gopher_byrd]

I feel like I no longer have purpose in life now

Doggie, your exploits with your lawn have us all waiting with baited breath. You have purpose, well sorta, maybe...

 

[Hawkizefan]

Well, that was ... anticlimactic

I barely slept for days waiting for that

Perhaps you are to expectant.
After all, it’s just mowing……and man bewbs.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Doggie, your exploits with your lawn have us all waiting with baited breath. You have purpose, well sorta, maybe...

What are you trying to catch with baited breath?
What’s the bait?

 

[DogMan]

Perhaps you are to expectant.
After all, it’s just mowing……and man bewbs.

You picked up on that, huh? I thought it was too subtle

 

[DogMan]

I have a house cleaner coming today

Because I am too pathetic to maintain it myself

Just a once off

It'll be nice to have cleanliness. But it would have been better with bewbs.

 

[gopher_byrd]

But it would have been better with bewbs.

 

[DogMan]

At least someone understands

 

[Hawkizefan]

What could the question have been to generate those 4 answers?

 

[DogMan]

Cleaner showed up

Cleaner rang his manager

Cleaner left

Manager texted to say the cleaner opted-out. And a new one would text

I blamed Huddy
Manager pretended not to know who Huddy is

Due 12:45 now

 

[DogMan]

The replacement was better. They went over the quoted amount. But unit is nice

 

[Hawkizefan]

The replacement was better. They went over the quoted amount. But unit is nice

I’m the cleaning lady. I call myself Hazel.
When I cook and serve dinner I call myself Alice.
When I’m a mower I call myself Lawnboy….cuz Toro sounds stupid.
But I don’t do laundry…..to much manly pride.

 

[gopher_byrd]

What happened to Juan???

 

[DogMan]

What happened to Juan???

Did something happen to Juan, who is hawkie's coffee machine?

 

[DogMan]

I’m the cleaning lady. I call myself Hazel.

 

[DogMan]

down with huddy
up* with bewbs
*followed by down, left, right, up again, jiggle, left

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the above was a draft which i don't remember writing

in today's news, fuck the dodgers x2

today for braves, the 12th for giants

 

[Hawkizefan]

down with huddy
up* with bewbs
*followed by down, left, right, up again, jiggle, left

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the above was a draft which i don't remember writing

in today's news, fuck the dodgers x2

today for braves, the 12th for giants

I like the way you think.
That Was motivating.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Internet was down for nearly a day.
Rabbit chewed the cable at the box.
Cables for 8 houses come from that box.
Rabbit only chewed my cable.
Stupid rabbit.
Rabbit stew for supper if I’m lucky.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Damn bunny.
To cute to club.
Sat 10’ away from me while I watered plants and listened intently while I scolded him for chewing my cable.

He wiggled his nose at me.

Damn bunny.

 

[DogMan]

wiggled

SO what she said...

 

[DogMan]

Take that, Dodgers. Up ya clackers (Which is an Aussie saying. With no unanimous verdict on which orifice it describes)