Rain has finally ended. Mowing is a must today.
Y’all relax. I got this………….again.
Y’all relax. I got this………….again.
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Redheaded Stepchildren
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Poor, dear, sweet, handsome Hawkie
My lawn is lush and manicured………..except for the bare spots and a few weeds……..and the damn rabbits……and the damn birds that eat 1 seed and throw 20 on the ground apparently for the damn rabbits and Bill……Bill the squirrel…….Bill the squirrel that scares the crap outta Herk…..cuz Herk is a wiener……..a poopin wiener…………
But the yard is mowed.
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Sooo, it's a conspiracy between the weeds, rabbits, birds, and Bill... Ok, I get it... Poor Hawkie...
Poor Hawkie and poor Herky. Rabbits and squirrels scare him. He pretends to not see a rabbit. He goes out to potty and the rabbits just look at him…and wiggle their nose. He will get within 10 feet of them and they both just chill.
But Bill gets aggressive and fake charges at him. Herk just goes inside. When I mow Bill will run out on a limb 10 feet from me and cuss me out for invading his space. I fake charge him…..cuz I’m the boss.
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Season with SPG (salt, pepper, garlic powder) then smoke it low and slow till it reaches 204F. Let it rest at least an hour then slice it up and enjoy.