Rain has finally ended. Mowing is a must today.
Y’all relax. I got this………….again.
Y’all relax. I got this………….again.
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Poor, dear, sweet, handsome Hawkie
My lawn is lush and manicured………..except for the bare spots and a few weeds……..and the damn rabbits……and the damn birds that eat 1 seed and throw 20 on the ground apparently for the damn rabbits and Bill……Bill the squirrel…….Bill the squirrel that scares the crap outta Herk…..cuz Herk is a wiener……..a poopin wiener…………
But the yard is mowed.
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Sooo, it's a conspiracy between the weeds, rabbits, birds, and Bill... Ok, I get it... Poor Hawkie...
Poor Hawkie and poor Herky. Rabbits and squirrels scare him. He pretends to not see a rabbit. He goes out to potty and the rabbits just look at him…and wiggle their nose. He will get within 10 feet of them and they both just chill.
But Bill gets aggressive and fake charges at him. Herk just goes inside. When I mow Bill will run out on a limb 10 feet from me and cuss me out for invading his space. I fake charge him…..cuz I’m the boss.
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Season with SPG (salt, pepper, garlic powder) then smoke it low and slow till it reaches 204F. Let it rest at least an hour then slice it up and enjoy.
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That was the dodger influence...
I didn't say that it was a bad thing. Just that the first bite surprised me
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Must have been the dodger influence on me then... Glad you enjoyed!
I like brisket.
I also like having my yard mowed…hint, hint.
I also like having my yard mowed…hint, hint.
didn't you just mow? and show yourself mewbs? how quick does murican grass grow?
I mowed Saturday. It’s been 4 days….nearly 5. It’s getting shaggy. I. Cant see the mow lines from the last mow….sooooo…….
do you really expect us to get our mewbs out for a 5 day mow?
I expect mewbs if the sun rises or the wind blows…..whichever occurs first.
I’ve got 2 for you. Which do you want….Huddy or dead Freddie?
Both of course
Monday morning blues.
Hold it…..I’m not working.
Monday morning yippity skipity.
Or so I’ve been told.
Guess I’ll play some ZELDA
Do my Hazel duties
Finish up my new edging and mulch
Post a mowing alert ……….like anybody is going to jump on that
Retirement is just WONDERFUL……….kinda……not really……
Hold it…..I’m not working.
Monday morning yippity skipity.
Or so I’ve been told.
Guess I’ll play some ZELDA
Do my Hazel duties
Finish up my new edging and mulch
Post a mowing alert ……….like anybody is going to jump on that
Retirement is just WONDERFUL……….kinda……not really……