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DogMan

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Hawkizefan said:
Think I blew my wad on Em this week...lol......you know what I mean.....
Teased her about a fictitious hairy upper lip....
Little does she know that's second on my list behind a dream dare with Randy Mantooth....

The Tubes...What do you want from life.....you tube that.....cuz you don't have enough stupid shit to do in your life.....
When I saw the tubes....it was more about the 5 strippers on the stage than the band.....
But it was good. Opened for Alice Cooper......
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These things are great. But they constantly discontinue them. Pretty much every year they go then come back with a whinge on the pack if we want to keep them we have to buy them... for about 30 yearsvit has been constant going and coming back

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Hawkizefan

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keithu2 said:
Had one of their albums. There was a time when I had a lot of vinyl. Divorce and moving to a smaller place took care of all that. Present wife made me give away my turntable when we renovated . . .. . :mad:
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Never had a new wife.....my only wife isn't done with me yet.
I'm askeered of what a new wife would do after the original wife.
Hence my motto..."I'm married to my one and only".......
It might end tomorrow.....but it's my one and only.....for sure.....
 
Hawkizefan

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DogMan said:
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These things are great. But they constantly discontinue them. Pretty much every year they go then come back with a whinge on the pack if we want to keep them we have to buy them... for about 30 yearsvit has been constant going and coming back

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That is so......wrong.
So very wrong....
And to be doing it for 30 years....
Hold it....married for 30......I disqualify myself from the.....
 
DogMan

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Hawkizefan said:
But usually nobody listens or remembers.....
I, myself, usually go blank with a Always, sweet feet, avi......
Till she throws in an inky knee travesty.....
But all in all I give her 3 thumbs up on her avi's.
Er....,2 thumbs up......{cough...cough)
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The socks and undies one was good too

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Dan Knight

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keithu2 said:
Do they sell oriental foods out there? If you can find the Golden Curry mix, try that instead of brown gravy.
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I'll look for it...if not in the hapless stores one of the Asian markets here should have it. Thanks. I've only ever had it with brown gravy.

ETA -- I have no idea where the word 'hapless' came from in the above. It should have been something like 'grocery' or 'regular', but never 'hapless'.

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Merbear

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2pak2zero said:
It's funny to think back to my intitial thoughts of who was what.
I thought lex was a man.
I thought glow was a man, purely based on the fact the she was a trucker
I thought cheriepie was a 21 year old stripper, until she mentioned she was in her 40's, then I thought she was a 42yr old stripper. Turned out to be a belly dancer. Big let down.
Was sure hawk was about 32, overweight, living in his moms basement.
Thought blahblah was a guy.

Knew from day one, you were Swedish though.
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2pak2zero

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embee said:
I haven't been out late enough to know if there is anything open late around here. I could always jack the 24 hour McDonald's though.

Since I'm being watched, I have to stress...just kidding.
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Just got 2 miles in. Walked one ran one. Counted some steps while walking. I took 170 steps in 1/10 mile. So, I supposedly did 3,400 in 2 miles. That puts dogs 10000 up there.

Apparently you haven't fully acclimated to being a day walker Embee. Tough transition?
 
Dan Knight

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2pak2zero said:
Just got 2 miles in. Walked one ran one. Counted some steps while walking. I took 170 steps in 1/10 mile. So, I supposedly did 3,400 in 2 miles. That puts dogs 10000 up there.

Apparently you haven't fully acclimated to being a day walker Embee. Tough transition?
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Yep, 10,000 steps (for me) is right at 5 miles. You must have a long stride, 22. And, DM, congrats on the steps (even if you were buggered).
 
Hawkizefan

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embee said:
Do I have to explain it to you?

Have a nice walk Hawk.
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Nope....cuz you would probably use big words.....then I'd feign intrest while looking at bugs or butterflies and while I'm doing that you would more than likely ask a pertinent question, to which I'd answer with "27"....or "butter"....then there would be eye rolling{I hate eye rolling....I get why it happens...cuz I'm involved.....but I hate eye rolling}...then I would try to recover with "Pakistan" or just spouting random numbers....like the speed of light...<<186,000 mps....>> which can get me off the hook on a rare occasion....but then I'd probably realize that your asking what I'm having for dinner....no bugs or butterfies...."butter".....cuz I'm stupid......then I'm eating butter again to try to save face.....

<<chin rubbing moji......if we had one...>>

I'm blaming you for my elevated cholesterol levels.....I'm trying really ha..........ohhhhhh....look.......butterflies.........
 
glowplug

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Good morning/afternoon all. I am brain dead or so it seems. Flat lined. Therefore, I will just pack a small bag to get ready to take a short trip. Should be back tomorrow night with another 1,000 to tack on the small paycheck. Y'all be as good as ya can.
 
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