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MrScaryZ

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Gender is overrated soon we will have a morphing mass of nerves that changes at will WTF did I just say .. I'm going to listen to to Mancow why I still listen to him is beyond me..


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HazyShades

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Thanks for reminding me why my "gender status" remains unclear, Hazy. Off to bed with me. sweet dreams all.
Ya know I love ya no matter which way you happen to swing on any given day.
What matters to me is that you speak with non forked tongue
and can cook great curry stuff.
Sleep well.
 

lirruping

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Ya know I love ya no matter which way you happen to swing on any given day.
What matters to me is that you speak with non forked tongue
and can cook great curry stuff.
Sleep well.
aww.. I have the warm and fuzzy feeling of acceptance. (And to think, I, but a lowly "bronze contributor"... :)) I love that you have faith in my curry.
 

HazyShades

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Haha maybe I should t


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maybe you should t...?
OK. If you insist.
But if I were you I'd run away to..I don't know..Puerto Rico sounds good.
Maybe lilrruping will let ya pitch a tent in her back yard among the spiders and other crawly things.
Get stabilized..ya know, do some drugs or something, get laid several times,
THEN think about chopping things off that the Head programmer designed as part
of your architecture.

Lirruping makes a great arroz con gandules curry chicken.
Take a walk on the wild side.
But..if you do decide to chop it off, remember muth wants spare dicks.
 

HazyShades

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aww.. I have the warm and fuzzy feeling of acceptance. (And to think, I, but a lowly "bronze contributor"... :)) I love that you have faith in my curry.
you know I like you, whether you're a cool biker who looks a bit like me or a cute pasty white cutie pie.
I'm waiting for ya to fire up that cigar wrapped goodie and cook up some vittles.


you got accepted months back. now ya gotta deal with it.
 

MrScaryZ

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maybe you should t...?
OK. If you insist.
But if I were you I'd run away to..I don't know..Puerto Rico sounds good.
Maybe lilrruping will let ya pitch a tent in her back yard among the spiders and other crawly things.
Get stabilized..ya know, do some drugs or something, get laid several times,
THEN think about chopping things off that the Head programmer designed as part
of your architecture.

Lirruping makes a great arroz con gandules curry chicken.
Take a walk on the wild side.
But..if you do decide to chop it off, remember muth wants spare dicks.
A whole fish in a barrel of Crazy



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HazyShades

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A whole fish in a barrel of Crazy



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what? sex sex reassignment? yea, I think so. I mean, if you're gay be gay but..there's at least one
reassigned member in this group that I know of and she's alright.

I can see your perspective that eventually we'll all be sexless amoebas, positive or negative as necessary.
Yin and yang do turn into one once they stop
going in circles.

But in the meantime and as the world turns..I think you ought keep what you got and take a break.
If you look anything like a pony tailed tattooed biker vaper dude and have any worthwhile
ram in your brain I can hook you up with a horny intellectual chick in Puerto Rico.
'cause really man, what you need is to get the hell out of your particular Dodge
and get laid.
your shit will come together.

Crazy is Hazy with a Cr instead of an H.
CR=Czech Republic where I want to go and consider moving.
'As The World Turns' directors have decided that Freedom is now to be had where there was none before.
 
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MrScaryZ

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what? sex sex reassignment? yea, I think so. I mean, if you're gay be gay but..there's at least one
reassigned member this group that I know of and she's alright.

I can see your perspective that eventually we'll all be sexless amoebas, positive or negative as necessary.
Yin and yang do turn into one once they stop
going in circles.

But in the meantime and as the world turns..I think you ought keep what you got and take a break.
If you look anything like a pony tailed tattooed biker vaper dude and have any worthwhile
ram in your brain I can hook you up with a horny intellectual chick in Puerto Rico.
'cause really man, what you need is to get the hell out of your particular Dodge
and get laid.
your shit will come together.

Crazy is Hazy with a Cr instead of an H.
CR=Czech Republic where I want to go and consider moving.
'As The World Turns' directors have decided that Freedom is now to be had where there was none before.
Reading your posts reminds me of this brilliant professor I had in College he had line 20 degrees it was very very intimidating. The very first thing he wrote on the board was "how would you feel working in a Ferrari factory looking at these wonderful cars but never ever being able to afford one" As maddening as that simple statement is it surely never prepared me for what was next..


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MrScaryZ

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BTW Hazy that was a compliment just never ask me what was next still scares me to death


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HazyShades

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BTW Hazy that was a compliment just never ask me what was next still scares me to death


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Yes, I gathered and I'm honored to be so compared.
I'm already gratefully dead so very little scares me. Chicks with nail files make me nervous though.
That sound of grit on nail shifts me into another paradigm.

So..tell me, what came next???
Wanna go nuts for sure?
Ask yourself who made us, ya know life and everything.
OK, there are two possibly answers, maybe three.
1. God made us
2. Spontaneous combustion of sorts. Shit happens
3. Everything has always been...Infinity.

Now ask; Who made God? Who or what put the stuff for the shit to happen and what was the catalyst for the reaction which led to life?
How could anything always be? What made it be?
Put your query in a loop and go nuts.
Eventually your OS will freeze up. If you find yourself again, put on the Beatles' 'Let it Be'
and go get laid.


Regards from the beyond,
Hazy :cool:
 
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Whiskey

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Gotta love the midnight madness around here....LOL
Good morning~
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ditto Hazy lol.. its going to be a very good day, I sure hope so! :)

Whiskey, catch up.. I am on cup #2 :p
How's the puppies?
I'm thinking I need a dog too.. leaning to a German Shepard..
 

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Stalkin the mail lady for a pair of $8 headsets that I got from Meh, my bro got his before I did even though we ordered on the same day and pretty damn close to same time.

I will most likely fail cause I am getting sleepy, took some...well, 150mg's of Vistarl since I randomly started breaking out in those bloody hives...must fight, just joking...I'll knockout quickly, these things ain't no joke.
 

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hi friends :) good gawd, it was 16 degrees here this morning. all the way up to 23 now. woo freakin' hoo.
 

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hi friends :) good gawd, it was 16 degrees here this morning. all the way up to 23 now. woo freakin' hoo.
Good morning Kelli. It's (relatively) cold here too. Frost warnings and shit. Reedonkulous.
 

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mid 50s going up to mid 80s today

will wish I had a hammock under a shade
 

MrScaryZ

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You need to come and frolic with us frackers down here that's just insane cold


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