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here is a post from another thread I visit
wonderful, people are going to be posting stupid shit just get get their douche badges
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wonderful, people are going to be posting stupid shit just get get their douche badges
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Why Thank you,thank you very muchNope, you look impotent
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You do realize that thread was this thread... or are those popping up all over the place?
That certainly occurred to me.
Maybe I can get a "sour grapes" badge instead. Are they taking requests?
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oh i didn't realize it was a contest....is there a prize?
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wasn't this thread,where I saw it any way
The Schmuck On The Camel
Mr Shapiro, sixty-five and a widower, was having a lonely time in Miami Beach. He observed a man of his own age who was never without female companionship, forever surrounding him, extending invitations and regaling him with amorous advances.
One day he worked up the courage to ask this paragon: “Mister, excuse me, what should I do to make friends like yours?”. The man sneered and said: “Get a camel. Then ride up an down Collins Avenue every day. Before you know it, everyone in Miami will be asking who that man is, and you will have to hire a social secretary to handle all of the invitations.
So Mr Shapiro purchased a newspaper and looked through the ads. By good fortune he read of a circus, stranded in Miami, in need of capital. Mr S. phoned the circus owner and within the hour he had rented a camel.
The next morning, Mr S. wearing khaki shorts and a pith helmet, set forth on his camel and on to Collins Avenue. Everywhere people stopped, buzzed, gawked and pointed. Every day for a week he rode his trusty steed.
One morning, as he was about to get dressed, the telephone rang. It was the parking lot attendant to tell him that his camel had been stolen. Mr S. called the police. Sergeant O’Riley answered.
“What…you say someone stole your camel?”
“That’s right”, said Mr S.
“I have to fill out a form”, said the sergeant, “How tall is the animal?”
“From the sidewalk to his back, where I sit, a good six feet.”
“What color is it?”
“Camel color, a regular camel-colored camel.”
“Was it male or female?”
“What?”
“Was the animal male or female?”
“How am I supposed to know that?
Wait a minute. Yes, it was a male.”
“Are you sure?”
“Absolutely.”
“But a minute ago you said you weren’t sure.”
“I’m positive, officer, because I just remembered…
Every time and every place I was riding on that camel, I heard people yelling:
“Hey, look at the shmuck on that camel!!”
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I thought it was a necklace ?Yes a pearl badge
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You're on a roll. Bodes well for your next fight
Diamonds are a Girl's best friend.
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You're on a roll. Bodes well for your next fight
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A study published today in the New Zealand Medical Journal, confirms that electronic cigarettes are hundreds of times less dangerous than tobacco cigarettes - See more at: http://vaperanks.com/e-cigarettes-2...analogs-new-study-shows/#sthash.eZlz7WWa.dpuf
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Bellator is live on Spike tv....just sayin'
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Unfortunately, I think that the issue that we will have the hardest time getting around isn't a question of how much safer vaping is than cigarettes, it is a question of whether it is 100% safe.
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is anything 100% safe?
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For me it has always been about harm reduction, Nothing in life is 100% safe.
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My gas sure ain't safe. And less don't necessarily mean reduced harm either.
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Maybe they'll change their classification now. Hope so.
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thank goodness we are spared that noxious foulness.
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LOL.
At least this way I know to look for the bronze badge poster's posts. They're the least likely to have lost their mind
and still hold on to some decorum. Who knows, maybe even spell correctly.
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Correct, which is why the anti-tobacco groups and legislators will fight long and hard to lump us in with tobacco products in the name of protecting us from ourselves and others from the any potential harm from second hand vapor.
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but...but sometimes i need to be protected from myself. thoroughly dangerous bitch.
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Might not want to say that in public, might have to many volunteers for the job
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me too.....i am a little worried about her.
I'm not very worried.
Muth is a big girl. She's allowed to get drunk now and then.
She'll sleep it off.
Would you mind being a regular contributor of Crazy here,? Wow !I thought I was Nutz
The Schmuck On The Camel
Mr Shapiro, sixty-five and a widower, was having a lonely time in Miami Beach. He observed a man of his own age who was never without female companionship, forever surrounding him, extending invitations and regaling him with amorous advances.
One day he worked up the courage to ask this paragon: “Mister, excuse me, what should I do to make friends like yours?”. The man sneered and said: “Get a camel. Then ride up an down Collins Avenue every day. Before you know it, everyone in Miami will be asking who that man is, and you will have to hire a social secretary to handle all of the invitations.
So Mr Shapiro purchased a newspaper and looked through the ads. By good fortune he read of a circus, stranded in Miami, in need of capital. Mr S. phoned the circus owner and within the hour he had rented a camel.
The next morning, Mr S. wearing khaki shorts and a pith helmet, set forth on his camel and on to Collins Avenue. Everywhere people stopped, buzzed, gawked and pointed. Every day for a week he rode his trusty steed.
One morning, as he was about to get dressed, the telephone rang. It was the parking lot attendant to tell him that his camel had been stolen. Mr S. called the police. Sergeant O’Riley answered.
“What…you say someone stole your camel?”
“That’s right”, said Mr S.
“I have to fill out a form”, said the sergeant, “How tall is the animal?”
“From the sidewalk to his back, where I sit, a good six feet.”
“What color is it?”
“Camel color, a regular camel-colored camel.”
“Was it male or female?”
“What?”
“Was the animal male or female?”
“How am I supposed to know that?
Wait a minute. Yes, it was a male.”
“Are you sure?”
“Absolutely.”
“But a minute ago you said you weren’t sure.”
“I’m positive, officer, because I just remembered…
Every time and every place I was riding on that camel, I heard people yelling:
“Hey, look at the shmuck on that camel!!”
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Hey lirruping! Good to see ya but..you always post meaningless filler anyway so what's the big deal?
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you thought correctly. seriously.Would you mind being a regular contributor of Crazy here,? Wow !I thought I was Nutz
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@kelli aren't you suppose to be getting your beauty sleep?you thought correctly. seriously.
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soon luv, soon.
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I had to say hi when I saw some folks being worried. But I'm going back to bed. Thanks for thinking of me and I hope you're having fun. Anyone know if the Ehpro Tobh clone is the best one to get? I'm lookin for a 22mm and a 28mm in brass. Nite
i have no idea what you are talking about, but hope you get some rest and feel better, sweetie. hugz
Ha-ha-ha...lilruping is a good humored person of questionable gender. I love messing with him/herHazy is on A rampage I'm running
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'cause he/she will always come up with a witty comeback.
Besides, the only ones on a rampage will catch up to ya no matter how fast you run.
They are everywhere and they ALWAYS COME OUT AT NIGHT
kelli don't need no stinking beauty sleep...just look at her.
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yeah, sleep won't help.
What, me worry?I had to say hi when I saw some folks being worried. But I'm going back to bed. Thanks for thinking of me and I hope you're having fun. Anyone know if the Ehpro Tobh clone is the best one to get? I'm lookin for a 22mm and a 28mm in brass. Nite
Hey, put your gold member back in your trousers, goldfinger!Exactly!
She can have this Goldmember to show my true intent
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kelli is mine!
humility will get you nowhere.