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TheWestPole

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LOL, looks like a young Gary Coleman & Mr-T

Mr. T got around on the holidays. In my yule tide folder:

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muth

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Good morning Lady Muth, whats going on over in your neck of the woods?
You should not have asked. Last night I took my Orchid apart, cleaned the tank, the deck, rebuilt it and wicked it. Then I poured juice in it that smelled like burning toenails:eek:!!! The good news...........I finally wicked it just right so it didn't leak. Lotta' good that did me:mad:

Good to see you again, Mr Fog:)
 

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You should not have asked. Last night I took my Orchid apart, cleaned the tank, the deck, rebuilt it and wicked it. Then I poured juice in it that smelled like burning toenails:eek:!!! The good news...........I finally wicked it just right so it didn't leak. Lotta' good that did me:mad:

Good to see you again, Mr Fog:)
The juice was "Sex Panther"
 

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You should not have asked. Last night I took my Orchid apart, cleaned the tank, the deck, rebuilt it and wicked it. Then I poured juice in it that smelled like burning toenails:eek:!!! The good news...........I finally wicked it just right so it didn't leak. Lotta' good that did me:mad:

Good to see you again, Mr Fog:)
@franciscan's famous Mickey Mouse coils, that I forgot to prime my wicks and the first time I lit up I head a sort of fwump from the tank and instantly realized what I did. DOH!
 

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@franciscan's famous Mickey Mouse coils, that I forgot to prime my wicks and the first time I lit up I head a sort of fwump from the tank and instantly realized what I did. DOH!
OMG...I love the FWUMP! usually follwed by the dreaded FLAME HIT.
 

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I had an idea this afternoon, @kelli , you should make a G+ page for Alternate Universe, so some of us can use hangouts to chat once in a while....just a thought.;):D
 

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I feel trigger happy tonight!
I'm sitting here surrounded by the entire line from GNS Vapor and Jimmy The Juiceman.......not sure I need to add any more juices at this point. Add to that my regulars from Merkury.
 

muth

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By the way, after I got the toenail juice out of my perfectly wicked Orchid, I filled it with my best, premium custard and it leaked out all over the place. WTF!!!:mad:
 

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sorry to hear about the Orchid Lady Muth!
 

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By the way, after I got the toenail juice out of my perfectly wicked Orchid, I filled it with my best, premium custard and it leaked out all over the place. WTF!!!:mad:
Do you prime the coils with juice before you reassemble? What I do is prime the wick and very lightly....then do a burn until the wick is mostly spent...then assemble and fill.
 

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What happens is when juice makes a trail from the channels to the air holes...it acts like raindrops on the windscreen of your car. Always make certain that the wee area between the wick ends and the air holes is clear of any excess juice.
 

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OMG...I love the FWUMP! usually follwed by the dreaded FLAME HIT.
Fortunately, I'm in the habit of firing my RBA's a second or so before taking a hit because of the warm up time so I didn't get the flame hit, but I did feel the rapidly expanding air buffet my lips.
 

muth

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All these things
That have come to pass
Emptied well
Of times that never last
Rhythms speak
Sun to winter's call
Pouring forth they
Beckon to enthrall
Burnt clean eyes
Reach into our graves
Into the scars
Of our truth
Of life within
The stars

All these words
Are dust within my mind
In these times
That burn within our sight
Yearning to know
Deep into the marrow

Fall
And see
When there's no ground
To feel
To endure
Rise in the heart
Time will crawl
To the sea
Time will fall
Inside the dream

Weathered stone
Rivers running deep
Flying wings
In skies that never sleep
Earthly blood
Speaking in the stone
Bounding calls
That want us to believe
Cleansing flames
Burn into the night
Into the scars
Of our truth
Of life with
The stars

Restless souls
Flickering light
Painted in gold
Tearing at the seams
Needing to feel
One true moment
Needing to feel
Something true
I absolutely love this!
 

muth

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Fortunately, I'm in the habit of firing my RBA's a second or so before taking a hit because of the warm up time so I didn't get the flame hit, but I did feel the rapidly expanding air buffet my lips.
More than once (being impatient, of course) I juiced up, put it to my lips, fired and................forgot to put the cap on. Burnt lips:eek:
 

muth

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"Brotherhood of the Cauterised Kisser" I am a member.
Oh thank goodness. Thought I was the only vaping fool. This was my first admission in public. And while I'm at it I may as well confess that before I leaked out my premium custard juice I dropped a brand new (big) bottle of extra virgin olive oil on the kitchen floor, shards of glass and all. That was the omen I did not heed.
 

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