You don't have to go for that!
One thing i forgot to tell you muth , if you hear me say uh , be back some other time , pleasure talking to everybody again , it probably means (get me the fuck out of this hell hole now ), but since i happen to be a very nice guy i don't want to just say that .
So instead of being overly rude , i will come up with something like (didn't notice this was a video thread , i'll be back some other time folks ) which is my only chance for escape .
It could also be that i am so used to senseless and insane conversation in other parts of the forum that when i migrate here i'm looking for a breather . i was not expecting to land on a post that said that are local Pastor has a fetish that involves hammer tonguing other peoples fart boxes , i still cannot grasp that concept and hopefully never will .
Is there any normal people out there ? I'm looking for relatively normal human life , if not normal at least reasonably close . Oh , and what in Gods name is a fart box and why would one have an urge to hammer tongue it , i think thats a fair question.
Anyone?
Wait a minute , i sense something , i think fishee is close , i know he's here , show yourself fishman , stay right where you are and slowly swim backwards towards my voice , keep coming , keep coming , and keep your fins where i can see them.
In one swift motion i want you to flip backwards out of the bowl and on to the table , do it now . Now flip three times backwards off the table and on to the rug .
Wait a minute , muth , what are you doing in fishee's bowl .