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Whiskey said:
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That's strange, Whiskey! Where did you find that one?:)
 
muth

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VH fan said:
One thing i forgot to tell you muth , if you hear me say uh , be back some other time , pleasure talking to everybody again , it probably means (get me the fuck out of this hell hole now ), but since i happen to be a very nice guy i don't want to just say that .

So instead of being overly rude , i will come up with something like (didn't notice this was a video thread , i'll be back some other time folks ) which is my only chance for escape .

It could also be that i am so used to senseless and insane conversation in other parts of the forum that when i migrate here i'm looking for a breather . i was not expecting to land on a post that said that are local Pastor has a fetish that involves hammer tonguing other peoples fart boxes , i still cannot grasp that concept and hopefully never will .

Is there any normal people out there ? I'm looking for relatively normal human life , if not normal at least reasonably close . Oh , and what in Gods name is a fart box and why would one have an urge to hammer tongue it , i think thats a fair question.

Anyone?


Wait a minute , i sense something , i think fishee is close , i know he's here , show yourself fishman , stay right where you are and slowly swim backwards towards my voice , keep coming , keep coming , and keep your fins where i can see them.

In one swift motion i want you to flip backwards out of the bowl and on to the table , do it now . Now flip three times backwards off the table and on to the rug .

Wait a minute , muth , what are you doing in fishee's bowl .
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Having a swim?
Sometimes I'm naive and take things at face value. Let's say your post is sincere and not a farce. This would be my sincere reply:
You are very polite but I think a simple goodbye suffices.
People come here for two main reasons, vaping info and entertainment. We all just need a crazy, good laugh at least once a day. I wouldn't take people too seriously when they're horsing around. (a fartbox is an ass) And if you think franny would actually do something like that then you're as naive as me:D!
Most of us here are 'normal' (whatever that means) people who are 'letting their hair down' in a place that is safe to do so. We are confined to the mundane conventions of society and come here to lighten up.
With all of that being said, your last lines were pretty off the wall yourself!:)
That's my normal reply to your post. Hope it answered some questions.
 
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VH fan said:
Thanks Muth , you know i always said you were good people , don't see you around the main site anymore , are you hiding ?
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The main site? What/where is that? I thought the AU was the main site. 560 pages of threads!
 
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VH fan said:
Someone told me there is intellectual conversation going on in here ?
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The answer to that question is... sometimes, but generally no. We're too busy enjoying ourselves and supporting each other.
 
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MrScaryZ said:
No No No @VH fan I was messing with you you have not been around this thread much everyone of us gives each other some kind of shit or crude comment its all fun here man.. when I said state your number that was a old kickoff from Dr Who... What is your number? pause you are the new number 6 who is number one? you are number 2 ... see sometimes in this thread what is said is so senseless and insane that its a given its an alternate universe man I started following you long ago its just a check mark for people you enjoy to follow.. that was ages ago put down the defense woody that you are getting and come join in ;)
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Um... I think you meant to say The Prisoner...
 
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muth said:
  • Aw, makes me a bit sad about all the strays around here. I'm always amazed that I still see them alive after the brutal weather we have. Jesus, they're indigenous to Egypt. How do they survive here?
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I often wonder that myself,we had 20 to 30 below wind chills all last week,but all the strays are still running and playing,,,i don't know how they do it,,,,tough little buggers
 
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Donald Bickers said:
yea its my order,,,,i was pointing out the fact they didn't even ship it until after the est delivery date,,,,kinda doubt they will get good feedback from me,or any more business for that matter
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Not that this does any good but I like your picks:)
 
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Donald Bickers said:
I often wonder that myself,we had 20 to 30 below wind chills all last week,but all the strays are still running and playing,,,i don't know how they do it,,,,tough little buggers
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I asked a TNR volunteer and she said they find places!???
 
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if I put Rufus out on a chain in 40 degree weather for 15 minutes he would think it was the end of the world
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hell if I put Rufus on a chain period he would think it the end of the world,no matter what weather,,,,,,,but he is a 70 degree dog
 
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Hey @Donald Bickers Do you know anything about melted delrin insulators? I melted the delrin and o-ring on my Tugboat drip tip and was wondering if it could be replaced?
 
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Hey @Donald Bickers Do you know anything about melted delrin insulators? I melted the delrin and o-ring on my Tugboat drip tip and was wondering if it could be replaced?
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I think you can get replacements,,,,you might check "FatDaddyVapes" on ebay,,,,they have a good selection
 
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Hey @Donald Bickers Do you know anything about melted delrin insulators? I melted the delrin and o-ring on my Tugboat drip tip and was wondering if it could be replaced?
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not real sure on drip tips but id check there
I search a little bit for you and let you know
 
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VH fan said:
One thing i forgot to tell you muth , if you hear me say uh , be back some other time , pleasure talking to everybody again , it probably means (get me the fuck out of this hell hole now ), but since i happen to be a very nice guy i don't want to just say that .

So instead of being overly rude , i will come up with something like (didn't notice this was a video thread , i'll be back some other time folks ) which is my only chance for escape .

It could also be that i am so used to senseless and insane conversation in other parts of the forum that when i migrate here i'm looking for a breather . i was not expecting to land on a post that said that are local Pastor has a fetish that involves hammer tonguing other peoples fart boxes , i still cannot grasp that concept and hopefully never will .

Is there any normal people out there ? I'm looking for relatively normal human life , if not normal at least reasonably close . Oh , and what in Gods name is a fart box and why would one have an urge to hammer tongue it , i think thats a fair question.

Anyone?


Wait a minute , i sense something , i think fishee is close , i know he's here , show yourself fishman , stay right where you are and slowly swim backwards towards my voice , keep coming , keep coming , and keep your fins where i can see them.

In one swift motion i want you to flip backwards out of the bowl and on to the table , do it now . Now flip three times backwards off the table and on to the rug .

Wait a minute , muth , what are you doing in fishee's bowl .
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I will address that shortly....and briefly.
 
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Ok @VH fan , in regards to my "Fart Box" comment. I was merely using a term that I heard years ago prior to my call to ministry that I found hilarious. Contrary to popular belief....Evangelists and members of Holy Orders are human. We do not patter about mumbling prayers and adorning ourselves with holy demeanors. I have several Priest associates that in the confines of their offices...are known to utter epithets and the occasional "Shit" and "Fuck"...several have tattoos even!! As much as we would love to be as Christ-like as possible...the fundamental fact of things is...we are frail and full of human faults. I live life fully, but find myself beset by matters that get in the way of spiritual life....I do not regret any of those things...they are what make me who I am. Currently I also find myself in an emotional state that I'm still trying to make sense of. The truth is...I am failing in that I am trying to make sense of something that belongs to the heart...which is not concerned with logic or reason. What makes me so effective as a tertiary minister, is that I can relate, and am relateable to the common person....as opposed to some frocked hypocrite that is only concerned with being "proper" and above everyone else. In conclusion...I do not feel compelled to justify my words or actions, as that would imply that I am a slave to my own ego. I only do this so as to shed some light on my own humanity...a humanity which is as much a gift, as my effort towards holiness.

Pax Et Bonum
 
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As to my instict to "go away" from here....upon reflection, that will not resolve the issue at hand......if anything, it could probably further complicate it. I am here for a reason...and I will not betray those that have come to rely upon me. I am here for all, and that brings me more joy than any physical thing.
 
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franciscan said:
As to my instict to "go away" from here....upon reflection, that will not resolve the issue at hand......if anything, it could probably further complicate it. I am here for a reason...and I will not betray those that have come to rely upon me. I am here for all, and that brings me more joy than any phisical thing.
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Thank you.
 
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Shit weather here, too ... rainy. I know, it beats being stuck in ice and snow. It's all relative. May have to to go see "Annie" to keep the kid from bouncing off the walls.
 
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Fishee said:
lol have fun moe!
But using the kid as an excuse to see the movie? Come on bro, we all know it's really you who wants to see it.
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I want to see the final installment of "The Hobbit," but I'm probably going to have to wait for it to arrive on cable <sigh>
 
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