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What does one have to do to earn thy boogers o boogery one.BOOGERS have to be earned!
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since i started this whole ruckus, maybe i can diffuse it. i hope so anyway. it has degenerated into something that distresses me. i hate that the red room has been moved to the mud pit and hope it can moved back where it belongs.
i took it upon myself to call out our friar because myself and a few others thought he was being a bit pretentious. looking back i wish i had done nothing. i am not qualified to judge him or what he does. i apologized to him personally but that has not worked out like i had hoped.
scott has suffered some very personal attacks on his character, and i feel i opened the door to that by my actions. he is my friend first, and i don't want to see him mistreated by anyone. we don't always agree on everything (who does really?) but i was so, so wrong to call him out in public for what i thought was wrong. i have so many faults myself, i don't know what made me think i had the right to criticize him.
so please, let me apologize to everyone who was affected by my stupidity. and i implore everyone, can we put this behind us now and act like the friends we are? you all are important to me and i don't want to lose a single one of you.
and promise me, if i ever say anything stupid again.....just tell me and i will stfu. oh wait. you'll be spending all your time doing that. never mind.
now let's play nice and no more hating or bickering or any bad stuff. ok? thank you for listening.
i took it upon myself to call out our friar because myself and a few others thought he was being a bit pretentious. looking back i wish i had done nothing. i am not qualified to judge him or what he does. i apologized to him personally but that has not worked out like i had hoped.
scott has suffered some very personal attacks on his character, and i feel i opened the door to that by my actions. he is my friend first, and i don't want to see him mistreated by anyone. we don't always agree on everything (who does really?) but i was so, so wrong to call him out in public for what i thought was wrong. i have so many faults myself, i don't know what made me think i had the right to criticize him.
so please, let me apologize to everyone who was affected by my stupidity. and i implore everyone, can we put this behind us now and act like the friends we are? you all are important to me and i don't want to lose a single one of you.
and promise me, if i ever say anything stupid again.....just tell me and i will stfu. oh wait. you'll be spending all your time doing that. never mind.
now let's play nice and no more hating or bickering or any bad stuff. ok? thank you for listening.
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Just got back from my follow up and OMFG...I have never heard a doctor recommend taking a "Clorox Bath" (fill the tub with enough to where my junk/butt are completely submerged) to kill off the infection/bacteria...um, doc...I would have to expose my junk and my butt to Clorox with an open wound....NOPE!!!!!!!!! I still wouldn't do it if they gave me 1,000cc's of morphine....NOPE!!!! She said I would have to rinse off with cold water quickly so I don't get permanently burned and scarred for life...no shit sherlock...NOPE!!!!!
Just had to get that off my chest...I do feel better but damn, that tripped me out when she told me that.
My butt has never seen this many hands in it's life, I feel so violated...more violating next week and till the wound heals...HELP!
Just had to get that off my chest...I do feel better but damn, that tripped me out when she told me that.
My butt has never seen this many hands in it's life, I feel so violated...more violating next week and till the wound heals...HELP!
I just sneezed.
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Mil-Spec yoga mat anyone?
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No one goes near my butthole and I'll prolly die soon because of it. Oh well...Just got back from my follow up and OMFG...I have never heard a doctor recommend taking a "Clorox Bath" (fill the tub with enough to where my junk/butt are completely submerged) to kill off the infection/bacteria...um, doc...I would have to expose my junk and my butt to Clorox with an open wound....NOPE!!!!!!!!! I still wouldn't do it if they gave me 1,000cc's of morphine....NOPE!!!! She said I would have to rinse off with cold water quickly so I don't get permanently burned and scarred for life...no shit sherlock...NOPE!!!!!
Just had to get that off my chest...I do feel better but damn, that tripped me out when she told me that.
My butt has never seen this many hands in it's life, I feel so violated...more violating next week and till the wound heals...HELP!
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It was a medical emergency and I still felt violated but no penetration, just drainage and packing.
No shame here!
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Best of luck to ya with it!
I've had my feelings hurt many times in this forum, and have been called out several times.
WHERE'S MY APOLOGY?!
WHERE'S MY APOLOGY?!
Hello and good morning sweet lady of animalsHi Muth, good morning
What does move mean? Remove? Or move to the basement?I know chances are the some folks are going to come in here and bitch about the move of the red room thread to try to reciprocate and possible bring drama to here, and that makes me sad to see sides being drawn, I saw it coming and have remained neutral, If I have to, I can and will move this thread also, but I hope all members look at what has happened and hopefully does not make that move necessary because its all up to you guys
I love your openness and honesty
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I have no clue to what is going on but my butt is numb!I'm always late to the party
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Much appreciated! I'm an open book and have no damn shame, sometimes I should watch what I type but shit happens...I do proof read before posting 99% of the time. lol!I love your openness and honesty
I liked your post but I never saw the posts that you talk about, so I guess I'll play along. I'm confused
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I apologize for not having told you to kiss my black ass
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
I'm sorry to have to bring this up again, but what the hell happened to your ass that you had to dip it in clorox? I followed the posts but didn't find it. I don't mean no disrespect, Trip, but you got me LMAO (no pun intended)
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I didn't do the Clorox Bath that the doc suggested...I had an abscess on my butt well between the gooch and anus, very bloody painful but pain is slowly subsiding due to the drainage, lidocaine (lots and lots and lots), and oxy's. Oddly enough and I hope I don't start drama with saying this but every doc and nurse who has violated my butt (not really...just trying to make people laugh here) are ladies. I really do feel bad for them than I feeling embarrassed (I am a man is all I will state on that note).
TMI...my bad?! lol
No shame!
I've dreamed of shit like that but I was always laying on my back.
Thanks Trip
Although some looked very painful I still laughed myself to tears.
i needed that
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I always try to get people to laugh and glad I got you to laugh even though some were indeed painful to watch!
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Just so you know, it wont kill you. You prolly wont even feel it if you mix the bleach and water correctly.. Remember, it only takes 8ml per gallon of water to disinfect it.. Thats 8 drops per gallon.. and you can drink it.Just got back from my follow up and OMFG...I have never heard a doctor recommend taking a "Clorox Bath" (fill the tub with enough to where my junk/butt are completely submerged) to kill off the infection/bacteria...um, doc...I would have to expose my junk and my butt to Clorox with an open wound....NOPE!!!!!!!!! I still wouldn't do it if they gave me 1,000cc's of morphine....NOPE!!!! She said I would have to rinse off with cold water quickly so I don't get permanently burned and scarred for life...no shit sherlock...NOPE!!!!!
Just had to get that off my chest...I do feel better but damn, that tripped me out when she told me that.
My butt has never seen this many hands in it's life, I feel so violated...more violating next week and till the wound heals...HELP!
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No shit... I think we have ALL been 'called out' in one way or another.
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Ouchie...no, I'll just clean it with sodium chloride that they gave me, lol!
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Rubbing Salt in a wound? Really? That hurts worse than the bleach.. thus the saying 'Rubbing salt in the wound', LOL
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It's the fluid version of sodium chloride 0.9%.
Damn it, I'll just pour some of this cheap $5 bottle of rum on the wound, that'll disinfect it quicker and I'll get drunk!
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When I was diagnosed with a pilonodial cyst the doctor recommended hydrogen peroxide in the tub ( about one 8 oz bottle per bathtub) to help kill the infection. I'm basically screwed with the damn thing though, they could operate to remove it, but there's a 75% chance it will just come back, and after 18 years I'm so used to the cleaning and occasional flare ups it barely bothers me anymore.
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This isn't my first run in with an abscess but I understand what ya saying but still, I am a little bitch when it comes to pain these days since my nerves and shit are so shot. They're going to do some blood work to make sure I ain't got Crohn's Disease/other (forgot the name) since they're worried cause of other symptoms I reported to them not related to the issue at hand.
Hey, @franciscan, I tried Feed-N-Wax and it works very nicely. Like the smell too, though not quite as much as I like the smell of linseed oil. Thanks again.
Thanks again.