ECF Refugee Thread All welcome though

[Moueix]

Not that it's a big deal, but I think the baby got tossed with the Buttwater..
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/troll-off-topic-posts.187338/page-11#post-1071175

Just sayin, because something smelled bad and I looked and found one of my posts in a Saturday Morning job site porta potty...

 

[SirKadly]

No no no... On my way back from Bike Week, I stopped and met up wif my Brudder Iguana, for lunch, and he gave me dah baddest azzed Clapton. Unzippered, button flied, all is in there. Thanks to him, I have the Clapton...

Bad news Brother, that doesn't sound any better.

 

[doc_iguana]

ROFL

No no no... On my way back from Bike Week, I stopped and met up wif my Brudder Iguana, for lunch, and he gave me a bunch of dah baddest azzed Clapton coils. Fused, stapled, zippered, button flied, I dunno WHAT all is in there. But I left em in that truck I just rescued. Thanks to him, I have the Clapton...

wait till you give that supima gold cotton a shot, brother - remember you have to 'condition' it (i tend to saturate with unflavored, fire the coil and expel air from my mouth at it forcefully (not using the other phrase...), then resaturate and repeat a couple times) - after that, it is rocking

 

[AndriaD]

so far, your right...

Or maybe his left...?

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

Pfffft I don't even wanna talk about squishing into jeans. I hate them

Me too. Haven't worn jeans for YEARS. Sweats and leggins and yoga pants for ever! Even if I never learn yoga!

Andria

 

[roxynoodle]

So how is everyone this evening? I had to do some emergency DIY, but it's all good now.

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

So how is everyone this evening? I had to do some emergency DIY, but it's all good now.

Tired. You?

 

[always9988]

Me too. Haven't worn jeans for YEARS. Sweats and leggins and yoga pants for ever! Even if I never learn yoga!

Andria

I wear them cus my butt looks good in them. But only like twice a week lol

 

[doc_iguana]

So how is everyone this evening? I had to do some emergency DIY, but it's all good now.

howdy! foggin up the basement with the boreas, lol

 

[Moueix]

Finally

Too bad I am nowhere near my building supplies.

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[doc_iguana]

I wear them cus my butt looks good in them. But only like twice a week lol

um... you wear them twice a week or your butt looks good twice a week? i has the confused?

 

[always9988]

um... you wear them twice a week or your butt looks good twice a week? i has the confused?

My butt always looks good. It just looks better in jeans lmao

 

[roxynoodle]

I usually wear sweats because nothing fits me anymore. I never had a butt to begin with, and currently weigh 20lbs less than I should. Belts don't seem to work for women. So I run around looking like a bag lady because I get tired of holding my jeans on. I don't want to be arrested for exposing myself in Walmart.

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Finally

Too bad I am nowhere near my building supplies.

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Wound up throwing a single coil in mine. It's ok. Ain't knocking the Tugboat off tho

 

[doc_iguana]

um... you wear them twice a week or your butt looks good twice a week? i has the confused?

OHHH! the rest of the week your butt looks AMAZING... twice a week it's merely good, for perspective... got it!

 

[Moueix]

I

Yep, I got some cold ones and them ribs should be coming of the smoker around 4.

Damn it, wish a troll had said this, so I could ask how many bones will fit in his smoker...

 

[roxynoodle]

Tired. You?

Always!

 

[doc_iguana]

My butt always looks good. It just looks better in jeans lmao

was already working on my backpedalin' post when you posted this, lol - i has a lot of practice diggin' m'self outta holes excavated by my mouf.

 

[Moueix]

Oh my GOD, the carpet IS the curtains!

 

[AndriaD]

I wear them cus my butt looks good in them. But only like twice a week lol

My butt hasn't looked good in 35 yrs. I'm resigned at this point... This sagging ass wants COMFORT!

Andria

Ok, maybe 30...

 

[always9988]

was already working on my backpedalin' post when you posted this, lol - i has a lot of practice diggin' m'self outta holes excavated by my mouf.

Me too apparently

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

I usually wear sweats because nothing fits me anymore. I never had a butt to begin with, and currently weigh 20lbs less than I should. Belts don't seem to work for women. So I run around looking like a bag lady because I get tired of holding my jeans on. I don't want to be arrested for exposing myself in Walmart.

I suffer from posterior deficiency as well. Tis a sad thing. We should have a support group

 

[SirKadly]

I usually wear sweats because nothing fits me anymore. I never had a butt to begin with, and currently weigh 20lbs less than I should. Belts don't seem to work for women. So I run around looking like a bag lady because I get tired of holding my jeans on. I don't want to be arrested for exposing myself in Walmart.

Have you seen some of the People of Walmart pictures? A little accidental exposure ain't nothing compared to some of those pictures.

 

[always9988]

Have you seen some of the People of Walmart pictures? A little accidental exposure ain't nothing compared to some of those pictures.

It's usually purposeful exposure

 

[doc_iguana]

Oh my GOD, the carpet IS the curtains!

scotch guard?

or bourbon guard?

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

scotch guard?

or bourbon guard?

Take your pick lol that's a difficult decision

 

[roxynoodle]

I suffer from posterior deficiency as well. Tis a sad thing. We should have a support group

It is. I've had to listen to decades of slander about my poor, maligned ass. "Can't you eat doughnuts or something?!". "Can't you get implants?"

I didn't even know there were ass implants.

Have you seen some of the People of Walmart pictures? A little accidental exposure ain't nothing compared to some of those pictures.

My local Walmarts are very different! This is a rural area. Everyone is very proper, lol!

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

It is. I've had to listen to decades of slander about my poor, maligned ass. "Can't you eat doughnuts or something?!". "Can't you get implants?"

I didn't even know there were ass implants.



My local Walmarts are very different! This is a rural area. Everyone is very proper, lol!

Those 2 words don't belong in the same sentence. Ain't nothing about Walmart proper

 

[always9988]

Mines in a rural area too, it's way way worse

 

[Moueix]

ROFL

wait till I get into your supima gold cotton shorts, brother - remember I have to 'condition' it (i tend to fellate and expel air from my mouth at it forcefully (not using the other phrase...), it is rocking

 

[roxynoodle]

Mines in a rural area too, it's way way worse

Lol! The farmers of Ohio are very conservative folks.

 

[always9988]

Lol! The farmers of Ohio are very conservative folks.

The farmers are. The rest of the folks living here because it's cheap aren't we usually go to Wooster Walmart (Ohio)

 

[doc_iguana]

bah - that is clearly a repairbot CLONE (or a provari...) - if you has to add stuffz, it dilutes the purity of teh shenaniganery...

 

[Moueix]

bah - that is clearly a repairbot CLONE (or a provari...) - if you has to add stuffz, it dilutes the purity of teh shenaniganery...

You're right, I need to practice more..

 

[Huckleberried]

Hello peoples. GFYs!

 

[Romano Cheese]

Doctor Who is back on Amazon Prime!!!

 

[always9988]

Hello peoples. GFYs!

Hi honey

 

[Huckleberried]

Hi honey

How are ya snookums?

 

[always9988]

How are ya snookums?

Evening going far better than the day did lol

 

[Moueix]

Hello peoples. GFYs!

WOO! Happy Friday Night, Handfull O Delight!

 

[roxynoodle]

I just went out to give food to the feral cats. There was a raccoon waiting with them. It saw me, stood up on it's hind legs, and I could tell it was thinking, oh shit! Then it crouched down like I wouldn't notice it. Then stood up again and stuck it's tongue out at me! Lol! So I said, "Hi! It's not like I don't know about you. You had babies in my barn." The poor thing was so hungry she decided to eat anyway even with me standing 3 feet from her.

 

[doc_iguana]

Hello peoples. GFYs!

evening, Lady Huck!

 

[Moueix]

howdy! foggin up the basement with the boreas, lol

I set mine down somewhere that I can't recall... hmm... nothing else is coming close ATM. I think I'm ruined..

 

[doc_iguana]

I can't recall coming ATM. I think I'm ruined..

for example, repairbot presents...

 

[AndriaD]

It is. I've had to listen to decades of slander about my poor, maligned ass. "Can't you eat doughnuts or something?!". "Can't you get implants?"

I didn't even know there were ass implants.

Frederick's makes butt falsies.

Andria

 

[roxynoodle]

Frederick's makes butt falsies.

Andria

Probably won't help when I'm naked though

 

[Huckleberried]

I just went out to give food to the feral cats. There was a raccoon waiting with them. It saw me, stood up on it's hind legs, and I could tell it was thinking, oh shit! Then it crouched down like I wouldn't notice it. Then stood up again and stuck it's tongue out at me! Lol! So I said, "Hi! It's not like I don't know about you. You had babies in my barn." The poor thing was so hungry she decided to eat anyway even with me standing 3 feet from her.

I wish mine were that sweet, bless her heart. They like to tear shingles off my roof, then attempt to live in the ceiling upstairs, not to mention the parties they have where one fell through the ceiling, resulting in two holes. Varmints!! I live withing the city, so this was a surprise for me. The raccoons now live in the country, though. Totally and completely humane.

I like your raccoon better.

 

[roxynoodle]

I wish mine were that sweet, bless her heart. They like to tear shingles off my roof, then attempt to live in the ceiling upstairs, not to mention the parties they have where one fell through the ceiling, resulting in two holes. Varmints!! I live withing the city, so this was a surprise for me. The raccoons now live in the country, though. Totally and completely humane.

I like your raccoon better.

I've never had any trouble with them thankfully. I used to have 8 that were rather tame. Sat on my porch all day and night, lol! Scared the shit out of other people though. They would call me, "I'm in my car in your driveway! You have to come out and get me! There's a million raccoons on your porch!"

 

[Huckleberried]

I've never had any trouble with them thankfully. I used to have 8 that were rather tame. Sat on my porch all day and night, lol! Scared the shit out of other people though. They would call me, "I'm in my car in your driveway! You have to come out and get me! There's a million raccoons on your porch!"

LOL!! My dad used to have them all over the place where he lived, too. There were paw prints all over the storm doors, they'd peek in the house all the time. His also dined with his cats.

 

[arth1981]

Okay, GFY? Yeah. I'm cool with trolls. I used to hang out in Vapers Forum, before it got boring.

Lol that place was rough.