And by the way speaking of witches. When I was going through my divorce many years ago, I started hanging out at this one bar. Some of the people there were friends with my ex. Anyway, I briefly had a thing for this one woman there. Ya know, dancing, doing shots, etc. Anyway, my ex caught wind of it, and told me to stay away from her. I said it's none of her business. She says, "She's a witch" so I got all defensive cuz she seemed like a nice lady to me and I said "Look, you divorced me, you got no business getting pissed and calling someone I like a bitch"
My ex then proceeded to inform me she didn't say bitch, she said witch, as in the lady was a practicing witch who believed in spells and curses and such.
Yep, true story, I almost dated a real life Witch.