Friend has an alpaca ranch, about a dozen head. With 3 Great Pyrenees. Who love to herd & protect the alpacas, they're in heaven, quite a site to watch them do their self-appointed job
hey guys how are ya'll making it this evening?
you sayin you have a big ass?Got my ass caught in the truck door when I closed it 'cause it's a draggin'.
I just tell my Mrs. and son, "Go buy me a carton." That shuts them up.
I had to pull that one the other day with my Mr. He actually complained about about the clouds of my measly tootle puffing in the car - and he still smokes cigarettes!
youre a better person than me, i would have thrown the pack out the window
when i was making the switch, the woman i was dating constantly smoked around me. then she finally decided to give it an honest try.just asking him if he wanted to go buy me some smokes instead shut him up. Sheesh, its been years since I felt compelled to tosh his shit out the window, lol.
T'was fucking shittacular!Howdy Hank, bad day huh?
You and me both darlinToday was absolutely fucking craptastic. Hi all
Same shit as yesterday, but worse. Construction/traffic/accident shit/almost hit a handi-bus... Just utter fucking shit... Oh yeah! And people, just fuck, fucking peoplewhat happened buddy?
when i was making the switch, the woman i was dating constantly smoked around me. then she finally decided to give it an honest try.
i threw her smokes out the window while we were crossing lake pontchartrain.. that was 2,5 years ago now, and i can still hear the screaming
Ha. Big assumption there. Fire talks rather effeminate these daysI'm surprised you still have a nut sack -
I'm surprised you still have a nut sack -
lucky for me her aim is terrible.I'm surprised you still have a nut sack -
He does?I'm surprised you still have a nut sack -
He does?
My wife & I both have jobs & it's still our money!Mine is 28 yrs too, 29 in July... But we always keep each other informed about all purchases -- he informs me, because I'm the one who keeps the budget and gets the bills paid and keeps tabs on the bank acct balance; I inform him because, well, he worked for the money, so it seems only fair. I'm just glad he considers it OUR money, rather than his and I'm just a freeloader -- that was my ex's stance, which is just one of the many reasons he IS my ex.
Andria
I'm surprised you still have a nut sack -
Same shit as yesterday, but worse. Construction/traffic/accident shit/almost hit a handi-bus... Just utter fucking shit... Oh yeah! And people, just fuck, fucking people
Stahhhhhp
I have 4 let's not talk about chinssee- she likes my chin^
both of them
Red I have cabinet problem
Lol good evening Tol"Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety."
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Red I have cabinet problem
I don't even know. I drank dinner already and drinking dessert nowI can fix that, too......wait.....Is there something going on there I don't know about??
I meant counters. I said cabinets. I drank my dinner. OopsAbout what?
I do the same. Then they want focaccia every day until it's all goneI adore homemade pizza. A couple of times a year we make a huge batch of dough then freeze it for easier pizza making later.
I meant counters. I said cabinets. I drank my dinner. Oops
That's funny!Something funny, well amusing anyway....
Long suspected our neighbors in a rental house have been selling something .... Not legal. 3am visitors for 5 minutes, that type thing. Cop friend told me theyll take a report, but nothing's really gonna be done. So borrowed the company van for a week, with the blacked out windows, and parked it on the street. Changed my router's broadcast name to "State of Texas DEA".
All 3am visits have stopped.
Crapnado or shitacane?Today was absolutely fucking craptastic. Hi all
Not yet what?
Oh the oops is later
Mournin red!!!Mornin' peoples