Hell yeah. Now, I have a good idea for a band name, if I had a band. Also I would hope there are no flying fucks, it is bad enough we get the rampant accidental anal sex with dolphin sprees. Can you imagine flying dolphin fucks? Forget Sharknado,
flying dolphin fucks! That's a real fright to keep in your mind right there.
Another fright I wanted address is the fact I am called a vigilante at times due to my weilding of axes, wood splitters and stuff related to felling trees. Fine, call me a vigilante if you like. I have yet to see any trees brought to justice though. Look at this will ya?
In each incident above, trees murderous coniving bastards they are, were involved in creating tradgedy for human beings. Do we see them beaten down by the police? Are trees featured on the six o' clock news being pulled from their vehicles and tasered? Do SWAT teams raid leaf trading parties of young saplings with no knock warrants to find assualt weapons and kill innocent young offshoots? No, and we have no courtroom drama where any tree is charged with a heinous felony, either.
So I say all of you calling me a vigilante? Yeah? Well you know you can all
go fuck yourselves and the pompus righteous white high horses you ride in on. I'll continue brandishing my rough cut of justice. Someone has to save humanity from these vicious bark wearing assassins. In summary, "I'm a lumberjack and that's okay ..."